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Let's overcomplicate an already divisive situation, shall we? Let me see the CONFLICT!!!

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illmatic

09:08 / 11.03.04

Indeed Xoc, and a small pie casing makes the perfect concealment container for a small shuriken. Of for the more modern ninja, perhaps some gelegnite. Pies also work in ninja favour that while those fat arse pirates are asleep all over the deck after stuffing themsleves, they gonna get their throats cut.

Ninja rule. Pirate fool.

Ninjas make great pets

09:18 / 11.03.04

yes we do..

for the outcome of pirate vs ninja .. check this out http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20020604

(I can never remeber to link these things.. Jub where are ya? what do I do again?)

speaking as a Ninja my fav pie to bake is humble.. which I give to all my evil foes.. sweeeeeeeeet

agvvv

10:19 / 11.03.04

What about my dead grandfather? Any pirates out there? Interested in a little war against those horrid ninjas?

Axolotl

11:20 / 11.03.04

Brothers, Sisters, let there be no conflict. Let all people irrespective of piratehood or ninja-osity come together, united in their love of pie. Mmmm pie

grant

13:19 / 31.03.04

Pirate and Ninja are united in the world of dieselsweeties shirts (click through to see the comics the designs came from) :

agvvv

13:24 / 31.03.04

Retro Pirates!

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13:49 / 31.03.04

"Can pirates, ninjas or pie do this!?!"

agvvv

13:55 / 31.03.04

Ofcourse.. Have you not seen the infamous Pirate Dance performed every thursday at 8 accompanied by dwarf ninjas in black tights and what I can only hope is somekind of wand?

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14:07 / 31.03.04

no.

agvvv

14:12 / 31.03.04

Ok then. You should you know.. Maybe I`ll tell you someday..

cusm

17:46 / 31.03.04

You forget the most sacred rules of ninjadom.

Never sit down in front of anyone.
Never let anyone see you eat.
Flip out and kill everyone.

Therefore, if Ninja liked pie, it would be small and secret, so they could enjoy its fruity goodness in intimate solititude.

Now we see Spidey's plan. Make every villain so fucking fat they wont be able to move let alone commit a crime.

Eloi Tsabaoth

19:27 / 31.03.04

I'm sorry about that, temporary mental insanity led me to believe that A) That ad was for Hostess Pies, rather than Hostess Twinkie Snack Cakey Things, and B) A Ninja would choose to wear an all yellow jumpsuit and hang around in Central Park. This is clearly not Nin Jitsu but his sister June.
Come to think of it, why is Spidey's route to the deli through central park? And why is he walking rather than going from tree to tree? And why did Marvel copyright Spiderman but fail to copyright June? Is she an open source martial artist? My cerebellum itches.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

08:01 / 01.04.04

And why did Marvel copyright Spiderman but fail to copyright June?

Because she's real.

VonKobra,Scuttling&Slithering

09:25 / 01.04.04

PIErate?

HELLO?

* angrily smashes skull - topped Riding Crop against Denimclad thigh *

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