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Tryphena Absent

13:01 / 09.03.04

And will someone give Flyboy the Grey his shot, looks like it's overdue

Funny, I was just thinking that someone must have forgotten to sedate him adequately this morning.

Sax

13:12 / 09.03.04

He's been hanging around Kew Gardens hoping to catch a glimpse of luminocity with his gander up. Is it any wonder he's all of a flutter?

Ariadne

13:15 / 09.03.04

It's possible that our dirty minds have got ahead of us and all luminocity wants is to gaze at his lady across a steamy hothouse. And dream of her, play his lute and write poetry to her. We're just projecting our own grubby backgrounds onto his sweet, true yearning.

Sax

13:17 / 09.03.04

Play his lute? Hey, maybe that's why he can't meet his young lady in any local pubs. He's bard!

luminocity

13:18 / 09.03.04

Thanks for all the words, advice and otherwise. I appreciate your suggestions, experience and even disapproval; also I appreciate the chance to even mention this outside my normal group. Suggestions of location still welcome, as is threadrotting. But I feel I've had my advice session really, does anyone else want to share tales, questions and answers:
On the subject of extra-marital or extra-mural illicit designs on body or mind? Kinda liked the rhythm there, so call out who else has rhythm to share? By the sound you're all old hands - care to reveal your mounds of band camp stories played with zeal?

Kit-Cat Club

13:23 / 09.03.04

Sax, I hate you.

Jub

13:25 / 09.03.04

his sweet, true yearning - word up!

Erm, but I still don't understand what's wrong with your place L? So she's got some boyfriend but wants your buns too. You're happy with that. Great. Can understand it's a problem at her house as her mates'll know the fellow presumeably, but YOUR house?!! Your mates won't mind, will they?! and if they do - is it because they know the guy too?

If your mates know her boyfriend too then what an earth did you both think was going to happen? Don't you think the girl *knew* you wouldn't have anywhere to go? If so, what's her game eh? What's she up to?

Sax

13:27 / 09.03.04

KCC: Erm, for which uncouth thing, exactly?

Kit-Cat Club

13:28 / 09.03.04

Ghastly punnage, old fruit.

Ariadne

13:29 / 09.03.04

I was wondering that too. The bard post made me laugh out loud in the office, should I hate Sax for that?

Bed Head

13:31 / 09.03.04

what's her game eh? What's she up to?

Maybe she like having sex in public places. She’s addicted to the danger, so she’s found a guy who doesn’t have anywhere else to go. She fantasises about her big strong boyfriend making a bloody pulp of Luminocity’s face, and it turns her on. She realises that he doesn’t care about this and she thinks of snuggly puppies, awww. She’s got it all worked out.

Kit-Cat Club

13:32 / 09.03.04

Obivously I meant 'I hate you' to be taken as 'I think you are terrifically funny and am hugely jealous of you, you clever so-and-so' - I hope that was apparent...

illmatic

13:34 / 09.03.04

So whenever you say "I hate you" to me, that's what I should be thinking? Woo, cheers!

Kit-Cat Club

13:40 / 09.03.04

I'm going to give you such a pinch, you young prawn...

luminocity

13:40 / 09.03.04

Jub: my housemates wouldn't care but one of them has a boyfriend who is quite good friends with me and also with the gentleman who must be kept in the dark. I can't really ask him not to tell his bloke, and said bloke may well pass it on through some misguided act of morality.

Jub

13:47 / 09.03.04

Hm. I see. Then just wait until your housemate and her beau - the mutual acquaintance man - are staying at your housemates house. Bingo.

Tryphena Absent

14:32 / 09.03.04

This thread is like the crumbs of a moist chocolate fudge cake.

Jub

14:41 / 09.03.04

how's that, Anna dL?

Tryphena Absent

14:44 / 09.03.04

just is. Yummy but incomplete, you know that seratonins there but the quantity aint big enough to cause it.

ONLY NICE THINGS

15:00 / 09.03.04

to be serious, and from my personal point of view only, if she's too much of a coward to tell her boyfriend then she wouldn't be a worthy bed-partner anyway.

Don't get out much, eh?

Luminocity, dude, you're busted. You're busted already, and moving backwards in time from a kicking. You may as well buy the spare nose now while they're on offer. Believe me, if you two were collectively bright enough to get away with this, you wouldn't be asking us for advice on venues.

Smoothly

15:19 / 09.03.04

Nah. You won't get found out if you can both keep your mouths shut about it. In fact it's amazing what can come your way if you get good at keeping your mouth shut...

Ohhh, yeah, no, Haus is right. You're probably already fucked, mate.

_Boboss

15:32 / 09.03.04

Don't get out much, eh?

no not that much. weekends and evenings find me at home having sex generally, which is all i really wanted to be doing when i did go out a lot. + don't get turned on by those disinclined to consider other peoples' feelings in their day to day dealings. more of a whole package man.

nice try at a vaguely proletarian turn of phrase though. for you anyway.

Smoothly

15:43 / 09.03.04

I've never mastered the art of having sex generally. I find that unless I'm doing it specifically it gets in the way everything else.

ONLY NICE THINGS

15:58 / 09.03.04

Possibly he means having sex with generals?

Smoothly

16:01 / 09.03.04

Or maybe in the style of a general. Which is something I've mastered.

Abouuuuuuut TURN!

luminocity

18:04 / 09.03.04

Probably already fucked, yeah I agree. But that means we might as well enjoy it while it lasts. I'm not about to leave the country, and I never liked this nose anyway. Regarding intelligence, how about helping those less fortunate than yourself?

gingerbop

23:40 / 09.03.04

I second the back of a van. Get yourself some good curtains, and watch out for the brickies. Nosey bastards.

Squirmelia

17:20 / 10.03.04

I sympathise with your problem with London and its lack of privacy, Luminocity. I went out with someone who lived a distance away, and London was the halfway point between where we lived, so we used to meet up there. It was difficult to find somewhere that we could be vaguely alone. We'd be kissing in the park and old men would sit closely next to us and watch, so I recommend avoiding parks, unless you like being watched by old men. Graveyards were slightly better, since they tended to be quieter.

Jub

08:04 / 11.03.04

Graveyards were slightly better, since they tended to be quieter.

Are you a Goth Squirmelia?

illmatic

08:11 / 11.03.04

Oh for the Tokyo Love Hotel. You could get here to dress up as a bloke and get down to one of London's cruising saunas. You'd be able to bang each other to hell and back in one of the little cubicles. Hmmm... the walking around nude thing would be a problem for her though, wouldn't it? Back to the drawing board.

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