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Barbelith Bake-Off 2004

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Nobody's girl

13:05 / 04.03.04

You will all bow before my Banoffee Pie, fools! I intend to cause diabetic shock in all the judges.

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13:12 / 04.03.04

I just made a bead loaf on the astral plane, does that count?

It better count, i hope i haven't just wasted my time.

Ariadne

13:18 / 04.03.04

a bead loaf? all strung together into a necklace?

Matthew Fluxington

13:32 / 04.03.04

Astral planes and all magical nonsense is banned from this baking competition. This bake-off is hardcore.

Ethan Hawke

13:38 / 04.03.04

What about Jesus? He ~is~ the Bread of Life.

Matthew Fluxington

13:51 / 04.03.04

Jesus is perfectly acceptable in this competition. Use your Jesus as you wish.

8===>Q: alyn

14:56 / 04.03.04

I'm so tired of this. I left Barbelith because I was tired of all this aggressive, competitive nattering--from you especially, Fluxington--and you all followed me. Now that I've come back, you've started up again. I'm going to scowl and pout and stamp my little foot, and then I'm going to bake a garlic nan and telekinetically craft a yeast-killing retrovirus, so FUCK YOU!

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15:09 / 04.03.04

Astral planes and all magical nonsense is banned from this baking competition. This bake-off is hardcore.

Mmmkay.

*trudges off to Magic forum with astral breadloaf hovering behind in tow*

HCE

15:37 / 04.03.04

Too much talk and not enough baking:

dry yeast
sugar
salt
caraway seeds
rye flour
bread flour
warm water
pecans
black currants

It's the salt crust that makes it really devastating. Cautious use of pecans & currants.

Or we could go for pie, pecan pie, without bourbon or chocolate, both of which detract.

Or carrot cake, with a little ginger in it.

Atheists Bake It Better.

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