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Olulabelle

21:22 / 08.02.04

< might...

< thinks ^ shouldn't make assumptions.

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21:55 / 08.02.04

^ didn't do a V and offend me now i'm offended that i didn't get offended.

< Blows monkeys.

V damn i was supposed to put that here. You blow monkeys!!! (monkey blower.

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gotham island fae

22:07 / 08.02.04

< Is wondering if I get to wash the nuts, first. And if it's a bonobo cause they're generally bisexual and get off primarily through masturbation.

V Wants to join the faerie nut ring.

Lugue

09:01 / 14.02.04

^ won't allow < into the faerie nut ring.

< wonders why today seems so sane.

V will not be there at all. the sheer wonder of the power of *MOI* has left this thread crying on the ground, curled up like a fetus, wondering why it can't get the paranoid pink monkeys off its bubble-van...

the Fool

09:34 / 14.02.04

^ thinks they are a thread killah. But people how think they are thread killahs never actually are.

< think I'll kill this thread for a little while, but it will spawn anew!!!

V will add sparkling wit and wisdom to this thread in a strange almost completely invisible way, sort of like how a dead rat on a doormat can be a gift from your cat!

Morlock - groupie for hire

16:19 / 17.02.04

^doesn't seem that much of a killah. See, it lives, it Lives!
Don't mind the limp, it'll heal.

< is trying to collect enough working gray matter to get out of the office, which excuses most things. Espesh a lack of sparkle, invisibly strange or otherwise.

V is asking for a slap in the face with a week old tuna, with that attitude.

whothehell@where?

17:12 / 17.02.04

^ is probably bluffing as far as access to week old tunas and their ability to slap others with said week old tunas

< has access only to weak, old tunas and lacks the strength of will to slap others with them

v is slapping their weak, week old tunas as we speak (or as we type, i guess, would be more accurate)

gridley

19:17 / 17.02.04

^ is known affectionately in some circles as "Black Jesus"

< knows him affectionately

V will soon know him affectionately

unheimlich manoeuvre

12:36 / 18.02.04

^ knows Black Jesus

< is concerned by potential Jesus love

\/ is shocked by how rubbish my down arrow is.

Morlock - groupie for hire

13:54 / 18.02.04

^ should be rather more than concerned.

< is more shocked by the state of his toenails than the quality of ^'s V. Which is to say, not very.

V will hopefully come up with a less pathetic post than this one.

Oh, and ^^^, I'll have you know I keep a variety of carefully aged fish in my walk-in fridge. On my yacht. Cruising the rings of Saturn. And I know where you live. Just pray I don't break out the 10-day cephalopods

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15:15 / 18.02.04

^ hopefully won't throw toenail clippings onto this post from above.

< has just had to reinstall windows again.

V probably feels more awake than i did when i wrote this.

whothehell@where?

16:59 / 18.02.04

^ might be right about < feeling more awake but the time zones help

v better have something good, the thread's getting a little bland

akira

15:06 / 02.03.04

^ Almost killed the thred

< Wants one of these. I proper one, so I can fuck shit up.

V Should click on this

40%

15:13 / 02.03.04

^ has a great emotional attachment to this thread, and wants to save it at all costs.

< wonders whether he shouldn't attempt to unplug the life-support, as there must be a better use of NHS resources.

V feels great compassion for akira and his thread (which figures since it probably will be akira)

akira

15:36 / 02.03.04

^^ Messed up the link

^ Is supercool

< Is wondering what to do with his life

V Probably already knows what to do with his/her life

Our Lady Has Left the Building

15:47 / 02.03.04

^ makes < laugh, for ^ is completely mistaken about <'s handle on events.

< feels < behind in the games people play, and wonders if it's > toi want to kill them for it. With love obviously. Or lard. < always gets the two confused, which meant that < was always < out when it came to being picked for games. > then, that's enough about me.

V will be plotting the overthrow of the fascist British Government from hir base in Victoria tube station.

agvvv

15:57 / 02.03.04

^has a fancy name and awakes an urge to go out and get some flowers for my girlfriend. Which is nice.

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