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Bed Head

20:39 / 07.02.04

But the fact is that most people aren't vegans, so cows continue to have economic value

Oh, economic value, I see. I thought maybe you were talking about the cow’s value to you, for what it could offer you in the way of milk/steak/sex, not for what you could trade it for. Oh, well, that’s different then. Carry on.

Olulabelle

21:51 / 07.02.04

Talk me through how a cow could in any way shape or form offer you sex?

Cow, fluttering eyelashes seductively: Bedhead, how about it? (swings udders provocatively...)
Bedhead: Ooooh yes please, cow sex? I'm in.

Bed Head

22:02 / 07.02.04

Um, it’s a joke, I think in - Mallrats? - maybe. It’s funny when Jason Lee says it. If he’s the one that says it. Can’t remember.

But, just to clear my good name: I don’t drink milk, I don’t eat steak, and I don’t have sex with cows. And yes, honestly, I *am* really from Lincolnshire.

(swings udders provocatively...) - I like this little detail, though. You’ve given this more thought than me.

Olulabelle

22:09 / 07.02.04

No really, I haven't. It's just a scarily unforgettable visual that instantaneously sprung to mind.

Do you really not drink milk? What do you have in your tea?

Bed Head

22:20 / 07.02.04

shifts around, looks at the floor

Nothing...I like green tea...

Olulabelle

22:38 / 07.02.04

Don't be shy, I like green tea too, and ginger tea and herbal fruit tea.

In fact the only trouble with herbal fruit tea is that everytime I make it I find myself smelling cat pee. And I sniff about, convinced I can smell it until I come across my cup and realise it's my tea that smells.

This is true.

Bed Head

23:07 / 07.02.04

Okay. Well then, seeing as that doesn’t mark me down as an insufferable fop...the thing I like about green tea, is that it as sits there stewing and cooling down it smells like biscuits. And then you drink it and it tastes like the best tea in the world! It’s beyond me why anybody would rather have normal, gloopy sugary milky tea.

Mmmm. Ginger tea, I’d completely forgotten about that. I think I might have to get some tomorrow. I’ll need to get some honey too, though.

aus

04:25 / 08.02.04

Real men drink their black "normal" tea without milk or sugar. At least, that's the way my mother drinks it.

What the heck am I saying?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

06:53 / 08.02.04

I like it the same way as your mother, aus... (and no, I don't mean prison style).

aus

07:11 / 08.02.04

Prisoners drink their tea without milk or sugar? Is the correctional system too underfunded to provide milk or sugar for the inmates?

Jub

09:28 / 08.02.04

*aside* it costs 37,500 per annum for each inmate (not including young offenders) of her Majesty's prisons */aside*

Olulabelle

10:00 / 08.02.04

Just to provide them with milk and sugar? Her Majesty needs to get a new supplier.

Hugh_DeMann

11:46 / 08.02.04

with 74,000 people currently residing at Her Majesty's pleasure (and where is that place exactly? close to 'Loose Chippings' or turn right at 'Soft Verges'??) I think she's got a good deal at 50p per person per year! Message to Tate & Lyle; can you undercut this? Oh, but don't forget to include the Bromide to reduce the number of soap dropping incidents in the shower room.

Tryphena Absent

20:03 / 08.02.04

sometimes I feel like Im a troll, when I see the vast quantities of posts I make with absolutely no meaning whatsoever

Me too gingerbop.

bitchiekittie

20:16 / 08.02.04

::sniff::

troll.

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