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Nrvous - Let's Battle

 
  

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akira
21:26 / 07.02.04
lol yea cool man. Peace.
 
 
40%
21:51 / 07.02.04
Then the bees chased me
back to the dock
And 40% knows
That I showed them my cock


How can I stay mad at you when you make me piss my pants?
 
 
akira
22:03 / 07.02.04
Blood on my face
and dirt on my hands
its hard to walk
these barron lands
People with guns
and gorillas with knives
And you'd gotta watch out
for fuckin bee hives
But I fell over a rock
And 40% knows
that when I piss laughing
it goes in my sock
 
 
40%
22:44 / 07.02.04
You're out of your skull
But it's never dull
You sound like a cattle
getting ready for the cull
Your brain is expanding with fumes and aromas
You're losing all the knowledge that you got from your diploma
If you smoke much more you'll be out in a coma
Something something something something is a misnomer
Bitch, you know it's over, throw in the towel
Cos next time you test me it's coming from your bowels
I'll brand you with an iron, then hit you with a nine iron
Cos I got more life than Brian, you know I ain't lying
Sucka MCs try to step but I'm defying and I leave 'em lying
bleeding in a ditch, or sitting in the chair staying calm
until the moment that I throw the switch
They light up, like a Christmas tree does
And now your girl's asking me for a foot rub
I'm sorry akira, you should have been clearer
You came quite close but you should have got nearer
I could never fear ya, I just piss in my pants
Cos I'm the lord of the dance, the lord of the lies
the lord of the rings, I'll stick a broadsword in your ringpiece
Until you scream my name, 40%, the pain you feel comes from your
sitting on the fence, you look tense, and you're shaking
Cos you can't bring home the bacon, you should have used your
moisturiser cos your skin has started flaking
Your style ain't new, you're just a kid on the block
And 40% knows that when you stick your cock in your sock it immediately falls off.
Biatch!
 
 
akira
22:51 / 07.02.04
My wigger
 
 
akira
23:38 / 07.02.04
Man you aint nuthin with these rhymes you is puffin
I got 10 gorillas in the street that could blaze what you bluffin
With there 40 ounches bounces walkin right through ya
But It aint nothin to ya havent got in your sack
Bitch I'll be waitin for you to rhyme back
Bring it on down its the place to be
Bustin up ya house ya fuckin town and country
Ya bitch aint yours shes a spy for me
Kill ya on the inside rip you apart for free
The hoe is mine cos I'm a P I M P
You like that shit bitch let me give you a tip
Your fuckin with the master you gotta get a grip
I keep bees in my garden kill ya with a sting
Let you know that you hurtin like frodo from the ring
 
 
40%
10:32 / 08.02.04
Your rhymes make no sense, you got no intelligence
Piss on your mattress and then bury the evidence
Better call an exorcist, cos your pissed style gets dismissed
You little bitchtits
Akira, you get wierder and wierder
You're not a pimp but you're definitely a gimp with pimples
Get much older you'll soon have wrinkles
Take a spoonfull of cod liver oil, and bring it to the boil
Your plan gets foiled, I wrap you up in tin foil
And sell you at a church fete, I seal your fate
I demonstrate how to seal your whole head up in a crate
I'll break all your dinner plates, and wee on your fine china
I'll eat you like a panda eats bamboo shoots
Your mind is polluted, your style's convoluted
You need to come with some new shit
You sexually abuse the mic
You come with styles that I refuse to like
You talk out your crack, you'd better watch your back
Cos I'll write my name with a blowtorch on your sack
 
 
Boy in a Suitcase
21:30 / 09.02.04
OK Gypsy, you claim your shit's authentic
That you got a stick and some Halloween decorations
You claim your style is so cold and relentless
And you're scarier than bitches at the time'a ovulation
But it's like white boys tryin to flow to a beat,
Or white girls claimin they got tha rump
So you a bad-ass powered-up full-on houngan?
Bro, everyone knows white men can't jump
See I gotta claim you just on safari
Like Madonna runnin round in a sari
Yeah, I called the lwa and they came right quick
I ain't gonna claim there's no power in it
Far from it, that shit is intense
But I ain't gonna straddle the commodification fence
Now let's pause for a second while I rip off Jewish culture, coo?
Cause I added up the gematria of Gypsy Lantern just to annoy you
Flippin through the pages of my New Bantam-Megiddo
I get a translation sayin "TzOA'aNI PNS" (PNS, get it? ha! ha!)
Connect those dots and you get four hundred sixteen, ah ha!
Too bad PNS, you fall short of the name of the game
Cuz over in room 418 we put the show-offs to shame
And yeah yeah ceremonial magick's put together like a patchwork quilt
But just wait till I hop in yo window at night and smothah yo' ass in that quilt
Cuz sucka I could be vibratin' Klatuu Barada Nik-Ahem-Achoo
And seventy two Goetic demons would still be comin to get you
Gonna start at the level of little coincidences, won't be that noticeable to you
Like every time you take a bath, your toaster try to hop in wit 'choo
But pretty soon effect's gonna start building on effect
Till this whole obeah man pretense is pretty much wrecked
They be makin your mind's eye see everything so kurupt
Turnin you into Lucifuge's two-holed slut
Swappin your eyes for your gonads and your ass for your elbow
Blockin up your peehole so your whole body turn yellow
Makin you vomit up your soul for centipedes to breed in
The hounds of hell chasing you with Cliff Richard leading
From over the hills you hear a voice go "NOZZZZ!!!!"
And there won't be no recourse to your hoodoo, hoss
Cuz you be on the run from the man named Diesel
Comin to deplete your ass like a fuckin T-cell
See it ain't in the rules, it's how I play the game
In the end every damn system in the world's the same
As long as you can see through the symbolic layers
And symbols aside, bitch, you're the played, I'm the player
Now back up, don't make me take off my lion skin belt
Don't make me beat my initials into ya pelt
Check out this big ass gold buckle, wanna feel?
Hands off, those diamonds be real!
Spellin B-I-A-S, cause the Y-H-V-H's got it in my favor
You just livin in this magick town–I'm the fuckin mayor.
 
 
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22:15 / 09.02.04
WTF be going on with all of your snipin,
backwards and forwards now i'm here and i'm typin,
behind with all the magic but my lyrics are still here,
a little more love than you guys YO! no fear SIN-CERE!
a big group hug yes i think it's in order,
away with the demons on the edge of chaorder,
see the air clear as i walk on the wire,
fire of fire yes my essence be fire,
cleansin fire higher buyer im not a liar,
town cryer shouts "i'm here handin out flyerz!"
shut ya fookin mush i got my own date with des,
TI-NY my chi leads me through ya fookin flyerz be TEST-IN-ME?!?
Smack bang wallop crash tha lovz out da win-OW!
L33T typin STOP!!! Ahhh that's better i'm back now,
wrappin up another rap and back to the lurkin,
see what words of wisdom all o you guys be spurting..............NEXT!!!
 
 
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19:59 / 27.03.04
WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

DA NA NA, NEH NA NA NA,

DANG, NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH,

NANG, NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH,

Come on now lets set tha score!
I wanna rock i wanna rock this fucking place to it's core!

lets do it now lets do it now lets get it started fore it's too late,
we still got time to do the do the do the do the fucking THANG YEAH.

DEH NA NA NA NA NA NA NA,

NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH,

RRRRRAAAAAANNNNGGGGG,

DANG NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH!!!
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:08 / 27.03.04
Hmmm. I feel I must express a degree of doubt both about the intention and the objectives of this thread. I confess that I enjoy raising these objections; indeed, my commitment to challenging orthodoxies is rivalled only by my personal probity.

In essence, I like big "but"s and I cannot lie.
 
 
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01:41 / 28.03.04
The intention is for musical battle!

Freeform baby!!!
 
 
Char Aina
02:28 / 28.03.04
aye, BUT.

ZEN


i didnae bring yer maw,
i didnae bring yer rattle.
i fought if ye'd show,
it'd at least be to battle...

bring us all sum'ink that we can maybe wurk wi,
lest we think you suckin dick like that boy for'y.

wot haus wis dain?
we call it funny.
rippin the piss.
no outtae you,
but on the money.

back through it one more time,
see if hus spellin's right.
'hink aboot it fur a momen',
yer comprihen-shun wis shite.
 
 
40%
13:15 / 25.04.04
Apparently this had been done long before

Worth a read, trust me....
 
 
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16:03 / 22.10.04
YO YO YO YO YO,

Nrvous let's battle,
Gettin all rattled,
Bring out the solution,
Freeform distribution,

Finn the fictionaut surfin round Barbelith,
Typin and snipin and writin through fightin,
Another one lighted and here's another sightin,
Pourin out acid and it's fake crops I'm blightin,

I got an ISSUE with this,
Let the radial Snake hiss,
And the rainbow fizz,
Open satellite whizz!

YO YO YO YO YO,
GIMME A PARADIGM SHIFT WOOOOOOAH!
YEAH MAN YEAH MAN WOOOOOOOOOOAH!
TOP ONE SORTED WOOOOOOAH!

What did I just say? NO.




ENOUGH.





I said YOYOYOYOYO,

Step up and battle let's GO,
Wipe the mess out your head and try and hit this, come and rhyme with this, no dilution in this,
Pull the trigger fast hitter,
Don't cry or get bitter,
Watch the bullet get bigger till it HITS, and SPLITS your words in two and the thought goes right through you and it's empty and stale and it's disintegrated last week before the plan was made before your mind decayed and your energy was frayed and your ego got laid I won't sway I won't pay I'm not a robot on time delay so there's no point in givin way 'cos I'll be walking through your castle and castin a fifty foot shadow when I break down your door and lightin up fireworks that'll be seen from the shore and beating through security till there's only you left and then pulling out my blade and swingin through and watchin your dreams FADE.

Sucka.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
21:43 / 22.10.04
So what beat is that over?
 
 
Sekhmet
23:01 / 22.10.04
Hey, this looks like fun!


Step off you suckahs, this ain't no fuckin' men's club
Now the little girl is gonna take off the kid gloves
I ain't never rapped but least I know how to rhyme
What is this, Teddy Geisel's goddamn poetry time?
You suckas are pathetic, bunch'a nancy-boy Brits -
Anybody really thinkin' these rhymes are legit?
You takin' a chance here, boys, rollin' the dice
But every one of you punks
Sound like just like muthafuckin' Vanilla Ice...


Does it ruin a rap if you giggle?

Shit, I'm gonna get out of here before I get hurt...
 
 
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23:55 / 22.10.04
So what beat is that over?

I don't know. Wierd that I've done this because I've just started ranting about my lack of a guitar amp, I'm going mad now because it's been too long with no music writing.

If I'd had an amp these last eight months I'd of spent less time going post crazy at this site. But beats....yeah I could do with beat making equipment. A good keyboard, some decks, (I'd have to learn these, never used them before.) a guitar amp, some effects pedals and a 4 or an 8 track, that would be heaven. Just thinking about it is pissing me right off.

The way I'm feeling now I'd drop Magick, Writing and Art for Music without a second thought if I had the equipment.
 
 
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23:58 / 22.10.04
Any loaded lithers wanna lend me 500 quid until the end of next feb? I'll send you all my art as deposit.
 
  

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