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Whisky Priestess
17:14 / 11.08.05
I think what you mean to say is:

CHILDISH FUN! YAY!!!!!
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
17:35 / 11.08.05
*shuffles feet*

I've fond memories of David Baddiel and Rob Newman when they were still funny.
 
 
Sax
06:19 / 12.08.05
They're your two gay dads, they are.
 
 
lonely as a cloud...
07:11 / 12.08.05
So, who's going to be the man with the sarcastic html tags, then?
<SARCASTIC>What a personal disaster...</SARCASTIC>
 
 
Whisky Priestess
08:36 / 12.08.05
I've fond memories of David Baddiel and Rob Newman when they were still funny.

They're your favourite comedians, they are. You think they're the funniest people ever, you do. When you see them on telly, you laugh so hard a little bit of wee comes out.
 
 
illmatic
08:37 / 12.08.05
Flyboy, you see that Bruno Nolan?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
09:21 / 12.08.05
I have enjoyed his application of a Marxist dialectic to contemporary popular music, yes.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:57 / 12.08.05
Was he one of the original Nolans then?
 
 
Benny the Ball
20:08 / 12.08.05
He wasn't the one in Brookside...

that was you that was etc etc

and then I opened my eyes and my mum had left behind a cup of tea

Oh, and if anyone is going to a garage can you pick me up a flake and two packets of charcol.

I preferred Absolutely myself.
 
 
Bear
20:12 / 12.08.05
I remember I met lots of the cost of Absolutely when I was a kid, just off the beach in Aberdeen. It was quite a moment.
 
 
Wombat
20:31 / 12.08.05
They mug children to pay for production?
cool as fuck.
 
 
HCE
19:49 / 13.08.05
You pyjama-partiers: This is like 'aluminium' -- they're wrong, right?

Oh yeah. Totally.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:46 / 13.08.05
I wonder if any proponants of the arts esoteric, such as grace the Temple forum with their august presences, are perusing this topic. For it so happens that I have a serious question for which somesuch personage might be able to furnish a response.

You see that Silver Ravenwolf?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
01:19 / 14.08.05
Somesuch? Has that word been used since the sixteenth century? I am going to use it several times tomorrow.

Yes, I'll have the all-day breakfast or somesuch, thank yew.

I'll have the Observer, please, or somesuch.

I'd like one Kayfabe to go please, or somesuch. With a side order of mayo.

Give us some more good words, MC. This thread could be better than the Readers Digest for Increasing Your Word Power.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
01:56 / 14.08.05
You see that Silver Ravenwolf?

Xoc stirred her magic cauldron!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
08:23 / 14.08.05
She's your guru, she is. She's like your Obi-Wan Kenobi. Her books are your best grimoires, ever. You want to be just like her when you grow up.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
10:55 / 14.08.05
You know that Jackie Stallone?
 
 
&#9632;
11:22 / 14.08.05
The esteemed lady who gave birth to one of our finest big-screen stars yet has a face like Yoda eating piss off a thistle?
 
 
penitentvandal
11:23 / 14.08.05
I am aware of the existence of such a woman.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
17:11 / 14.08.05
You know that White Chicks, brought to us by the brothers Wayans, who created such quality products as Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2 and Scary Movie 3?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
18:25 / 14.08.05
I am cogniscant of such a cinematic endevour.
 
 
penitentvandal
21:30 / 14.08.05
And you are aware of the hideous make-up job in the film, which makes the Wayans look like freakish, huge-chinned, latex, supermarionation fembots?
 
 
&#9632;
23:29 / 14.08.05
Yes, yes, I am cognisant of both Ms Stallone and the process of dressing men up as women in a transracial and transgender fashion. There is a long tradition of such pantomime dating back centuries. Why do you ask?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
23:37 / 14.08.05
To all who have acknowledged their awareness of Ms Stallone:

She's your Mum, she is. She's your lovely old Mum, whom you love to bits. You're so proud of her. You think she's the prettiest Mum in the world, especially after having had her arse-fat siphoned into her lips.

And Sylvester's your brother, yeah. Your big brother who always protected you. You love him even more than your Mum, who, let's not forget, is Jackie Stallone. You watched Rocky IV and cried, you did. You thought it should have won an Oscar.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
23:43 / 14.08.05
You know that White Chicks, brought to us by the brothers Wayans, who created such quality products as Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2 and Scary Movie 3?

That's your favourite film ever, that is. You think that did more for race and gender relations than if Malcolm X, Martin Luther King and Germaine Greer had a beautiful black feminist baby, you do. You think it should have won an Oscar, you do. And not for special effects, neither.
 
 
Shrug
23:51 / 14.08.05
You know that Craig off Big Brother?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:01 / 15.08.05
(stops stopwatch)
 
 
Shrug
00:17 / 15.08.05
Yeah it wasn't evitable wasn't really evitable.
 
 
illmatic
07:04 / 15.08.05
He's your Tim Westwood, he is. You round his house to practise your breakdancing.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
07:30 / 15.08.05
If I might possibly interject, I have a small query which I would like to direct towards the denizens of the Switchboard forum.



You see that Fox News?
 
 
illmatic
07:53 / 15.08.05
He's put you down in his gang, and you throw signs at each other. You wear matching baseball caps, backwards.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
15:12 / 17.08.05
Well, the Switchboard may not have (or be too ashamed to admit it) - but what the hell ...

Yes! Yes, I, I have seen that Fox News!
 
 
electric monk
03:04 / 16.09.05
You think they're fair and balanced, you do.

Sucker.



I say, Mr. Shaftoe! Do you see that Geoff Johns?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
07:44 / 16.09.05
The man who came up with a noble and dignified explanation for a why Power Girl's costume has a big hole around the chest area?

I've not read many of his comics, but I respect the fact that he writes them.
 
 
modern maenad
08:44 / 16.09.05
You know that man in the government, that Tony Blair.....
 
  

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