That’s your girlfriend, that is. That’s your girlfriend when she’s trying her best to be feminine and dainty. You love him. You are him.

Gahh. What the fuck am I doing? Enough!

Smoothly

14:34 / 03.02.04

Come on Bed Head. You know this joke?

Regrettable Juvenilia

14:38 / 03.02.04

Smoothly Weaving, do you see the new BBC sitcom Mad About Alice, starring Jamie Theakston, Amanda Holden and the Scottish bloke from the Tesco ads? I hear it's quite amusing.

Chubby P

14:40 / 03.02.04

I'm not Smoothly Weaving but I am aware of the existence of such a TV show.

Smoothly

14:41 / 03.02.04

I have some recollection of such a situation comedy...

Smoothly

14:46 / 03.02.04

Flyboy, you know how slow Barbelith can be?

The resistable rise of Reidcourchie

14:50 / 03.02.04

"Flyboy, you know how slow Barbelith can be?"

Well that slowness is your witty retort, that's you thinking you're being clever and funny, that's you fastest thinking that is.

TSurely this has to backfire.)

Chubby P

14:53 / 03.02.04

Have you heard of a nanosecond?

Milky milky.

Milky milky

Ugh. You know Radio Four’s ‘The Now Show’?

(Come on Bed Head. You know this joke? - Man, I’ve got the bloody video, for God’s sake.)

Kit-Cat Club

15:02 / 03.02.04

Flyboy, may I draw to your attention the popular melody 'Babylon', sung by Mr David Gray?

Regrettable Juvenilia

15:03 / 03.02.04

Chubby P, that's your idea of quality broadcasting, that is. You think the BBC should keep its license on the basis of that show alone.

Smoothly

15:04 / 03.02.04

You love this joke, you do. You think it's the funniest joke ever. You launch into it whenever you want to be really, really funny. You wish you started this thread, you do.

Chubby P

15:04 / 03.02.04

Flyboy, are you aware of the creature Gollum?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

15:29 / 03.02.04

Barbelith: you see that Jade off Big Brother?

That's you. That you when you've taken one of those Smart Drinks like in the Invisibles.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

15:56 / 03.02.04

You see that dirt in the toilet, right on the bottom under the water that you don't want to scrape off and is instead lodged there for all eternity?

That's where you live, that is.

I am increasingly convinced that Flyboy is the doppelganger of someone I know.

You see that dirty gutter in the street?

That's your face that is.

Persephone

16:15 / 03.02.04

Pack your bags, Todd. We're going on vacation!

Regrettable Juvenilia

14:02 / 11.08.05

Does anyone here know of a man called 'Craig from Big Brother'?

unheimlich manoeuvre

14:06 / 11.08.05

I have some recollection of such a Craig.

Regrettable Juvenilia

14:06 / 11.08.05

He is your model for how an individual should conduct themselves, at all times.