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Lateawwwwwwpooo.. Some SQL errors are tasy. We need a life!

 
  

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Mazarine
23:10 / 03.02.04
Sup chieftans. How goes?
 
 
gingerbop
23:13 / 03.02.04
YAY! I was just about to PM you about your shunning of the lateshift, as i saw you are around. But alas, there is no need, for the model of a modern general is here!

Its your turn now. Confess all of your day, and whether you have kittenpics yet?
 
 
Bed Head
23:22 / 03.02.04
Well, hey, I lateshifted whilst working at my desk. It’s been my pretend office. Or virtual office if you want to be all modern about it.

And I’m not unemployable. I’m fantastically talented and my Month Of Fury starts *now*, during which I shall busily knock the socks off scores of potential employers.

And, you’re utterly employable too, GB! Whatever happened with those circus applications, anyway?


Aha! hello Maz! Talk about the kittens again, please
 
 
gingerbop
23:32 / 03.02.04
Bleh. I refuse to apply before I can do full twisting somies, so the application video is currently on hold. And I havent asked my sister if I can borrow her v-camera yet either.

As for other places- I get to an interview and freeze. "Why do you want to work here?" -cause I like getting paid every month, but I cant tell you that. "What experience do you have of x, y, z?" -none, but again I have to think of a clever answer. "Can you tell me about a time you used teamwork successfully?" -Uhhhmmm,.... ehhhh....
And then they go to shake your hand- WHY? WHY? It was you who MADE it sweaty, so dont blame me, matey. Im utterly unemployable for no reason other than my complete lack of confidence when in front of 2 people. 200, Im fine with. 2000, even better. But two- I panic.

So are you jobless, BH. A bit confused about the office/virtual office thing.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:44 / 03.02.04
Cheer up Bed! Jobs aren't that bad!*

(I have to get one soon)

*note: half read this thread due to tiredness, my sentiment is merely "It's ok, everything is good! If I tell myself jobs are ok, maybe I'll be ok!"

Arf.
 
 
Bed Head
23:58 / 03.02.04
Ahem. Yeah. Sorry. Currently jobless in the sense that as of tonight nobody’s actually buying what I’m selling. At the start of December I had three regular payers, as I swing in to February I find myself with precisely none. It's been a bad month: like I say, I’ll sort it all out tomorrow. Yeah. The virtual office thing is me sitting here all night cranking out pictures for shitty publishers, and substituting lateshifting for ‘normal’ office-style interaction with adjacent cubicles all the while.

Ah, and apply without the full somies, just do it already! They’ll probably write back and say ‘we want someone who can do full somies...’, and then be all impressed when you come back to them able to do just that. Nobody ever succeeds at anything by just succeeding all the time, ‘Bop: you gotta fail a few times first. And they’ll be more impressed by your persistence than all the somies in the world.

And arf back.
 
 
gingerbop
23:59 / 03.02.04
This lateshift thread is so slow. Whats that, about a week its been up, and only 3 pages? Thats lame unemployment. I need a job before I go crazy.

THATS the ad I remembered was totally off the point- sorry, im in here anyway so I'll post it here without routing up that thread.
The benefits one, thats got an unemployed girl, and its saying it's great- we can pay your dole directly into your bank account! It shows her getting money out an atm, smiling, and going to buy lots of clothes.

GREAT! Glad to see I havent been paying national insurance for nothing! Whats great, is that your also paying shitloads to advertise this fucking pointless fact. Thanks mr tony etc. I love you all.
 
 
gingerbop
00:01 / 04.02.04
I need a pee now, so I think I'll go to bed. Although I will most probably go to the toilet first. Night night, my lateshift loves. x
 
 
Bed Head
00:13 / 04.02.04
Blimey. Goodnight, GB!
 
 
Mazarine
01:27 / 04.02.04
Crap! I wandered off and missed everyone. See, I'm not shunning, I just have really awful timing. I sit down to read for school or something, and by the time I remember that I just said hello in the late shift it's like 4:30 AM in England and surrounding landmasses.

The kittens are fine, pretty much the standard mix of sweetness and wickedness that kittens are, and growing like weeds. The first batch of pictures was in very poor light, in spite of the use of a flash, so I'll have to scan them and do some color correction before they're any good.

So, questions for ginger for when she gets back- any headway on the Edinburgh/Germany/other place I can't remember decision?
 
 
gingerbop
22:58 / 04.02.04
Sort of. I kinda need to stay til May 2nd for this team gym thing- cant pull out of it. I had my interview thing today. If I get that, fine. I'll apply for a couple jobs in Germany for the summer, and see what they say. Someone offered to put me up for as long as I like, and said she'd help me find a job too. Lovely.

Today;
10 applicants and 2 interviewer type people. 3 of the applicants were from my old work. Anyway, we were shown a presentation about the company, the job, then asked to introduce ourselves. I totally didnt know what to say. The presentation guy did his- "I worked at a,b and c for 10 years, then came to work here and have gone up the ranks to become senior manager high flying superstar etc", and then next lady was from old work, and she'd been manager of a perfumery department for years and stuff. Then me.
"Um, Im lauren. I left school last year, and I've been working in Arnotts too since then. And I like gymnastics. A lot." *look panicked*

Then there were "topic discussion" in which i SOOOO hoped the war would pop up, cause I had so much to say about it, but no. Views on "Im a celebrity...", Funding for Inverness football club (*yawn*), and House Husbands."
I said about one sentence about house husbands, "that while I wouldnt put up with them doing nothing, I wouldnt be comfortable with them making my dinner, then bringing me my slippers, doing the hoovering and ironing, etc. Sharing the work, would be fine, but not..." *HUGE silence...*

Then personal interviews. A few questions. But not the "why do you want this job" one I usually panic at, because I havent prepared for it. That i HAD prepared for this time.
I saw him write something on my CV and lay it face down. He said "But you always get out of interviews, and then you.."
"..think Oh No! I wish i'd said that!" I finished.

He picked up my CV again, and wrote something else on it.
"I think we'll be seeing each other again, Lauren."

Ooh!
If I get it and like it, great. (tho there were 9 others, 8 of whom had degrees and/or years proper jobs experience.)
If not, I'll run away to Germany. Tho I dont know how long its worth looking for a job here, whilst planning to leave.
 
  

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