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Gay Partner Penis Envy

 
  

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Loomis
08:45 / 29.11.05
I always thought that was an urban myth, although a friend of mine says he played it while in the armed forces. He didn't tell me who had the biggest cock though.
 
 
Ganesh
08:46 / 29.11.05
So how do you know who has the biggest anyway?

You don't, but the myth remains. Actually, tissue elasticity being finite, it's probably true that a freakishly huge penis would probably look pretty big flaccid too.
 
 
Ganesh
08:50 / 29.11.05
Speaking of monstrous bell-ends, whatever happened to Turk? He seemed to be around on Barbelith for, what, five minutes?
 
 
Loomis
08:59 / 29.11.05
He will always be dear to me after brightening up my morning with a brilliant spot of self-combustion:

Fair enough it's fluff, but I felt my open question might just qualify as 'Queer Theory' since that's exactly what it is, though admittedly perhaps sans the customery dose of hoity-toity verbose twaddle barbelith threads often seem to strive for, no offense.

No offence? None taken! What?

And an extra laugh for thinking that queer theory is about the discussion of penis size.
 
 
Char Aina
09:08 / 29.11.05
to be honest, i dont think i know anyone who has compared sizes or played soggy biscuit.
i am fairly confident that every boy i know has measured alone, though.
i mean, who wouldnt?

i also know the length of all my fingers.
 
 
Ganesh
09:21 / 29.11.05
I suppose by 'comparison', I mean eyeing up cock in the changing room and mentally readjusting one's own place on the global dongometer - rather than slapping them out together on the tabletop with chalk and a tape measure.

I've found that MtF trans people are frequently among the 0.00whatever% of natal males who don't ever measure their penises. Understandably.
 
 
Smoothly
09:32 / 29.11.05
I can honestly say that I never measured my cock until I was about 20 (and then only at the behest of a girlfriend). I remember seeing the BBC adaptation of the Secret Diary Of Adrian Mole when I would have been (I think) a little under 13 and ¾, and thinking that that was one of his peculiarities, not something most boys did. I never gave it a name either. Turns out I’m the weird one.
 
 
Ganesh
09:41 / 29.11.05
Weird in a pornstar way, Smoothly. 13 and three quarters is positively cyclopean.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
09:46 / 29.11.05
Past tense, as well. 'Would have been a little under...', implying the thing has now grown to even more gargantuan elephantiasistastic proportions. Yeesh. Talk about feeling inferior.
 
 
Char Aina
09:56 / 29.11.05
maybe he had it reduced.
i've read that it can be really annoying when every time one gets an erection the sudden rush of blood to one's penis causes me to faint.
 
 
Smoothly
09:56 / 29.11.05
Why, what’s that in inches?
 
 
Ganesh
09:58 / 29.11.05
1 mole.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:31 / 29.11.05
I can honestly say I've never measured mine. However, I think that's more laziness than confidence- I have no idea how tall I am, either, or how much I weigh.
 
 
Aertho
11:54 / 29.11.05
Why, what’s that in inches?

5.5 inches. Hardly monstrous... but perfect for all sorts of activities. What kind of girth are we talking here, Smoothly?
 
 
Loomis
12:00 / 29.11.05
That was the girth.
 
 
Aertho
12:04 / 29.11.05
Ouch.
 
 
Ganesh
12:14 / 29.11.05
Mmmm...
 
 
All Acting Regiment
13:00 / 29.11.05
Can you make a guess based on foot size or is that an urban myth?
 
 
Smoothly
13:10 / 29.11.05
I thought it was hands - specifically, the distance from the tip of the middle finger to the wrist.
But I'm happier if people more commonly go by feet, given that my plates are size 10 but my hands are rather small.
 
 
*
17:41 / 29.11.05
Hmm. Do women ever measure their clitorides?

Sorry, has that question been asked already?
 
 
skolld
18:53 / 29.11.05
I've never heard of measuring 'clitorides', but i do know in the Karma Sutra that the sizes of vaginas are equated with animal names. such as a horse vagina, or a sheep vagina and so forth. The woman is encouraged to find a man with the corrosponding size penis for the most pleasurable experience.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:21 / 29.11.05
no direct relation between the size of a soft and hard penis

Gay men would quickly have the opportunity to gauge the difference between stiff dicks, Loomis. Good job really that this fact has escaped you.

Size is always going to be just one factor though. Degrees and longevity of stiffness, girth, how one's appendage comes to climax, all would be moments when one might compare. After the first night in the sack, it's unlikely to be a source of wonder or comparison. I've had boyfriends with bigger dicks than me, smaller dicks, more curvaceous dicks, tastier dicks, but the quality of the relationship was entirely unaffected by any of those considerations. It wasn't much of a factor beyond the first ten minutes. You don't fall in love with a dick but with the person attached and, pace Freud, sometimes a dick is just a cigar (for the cocksmoking of.)

Ganesh has a bigger dick, a bigger salary, a younger and more lovely body, but does my face look bothered? We still manage to garner up enough lust to have sex every Saturday morning. My last boyfriend had a bigger dick but we didn't lie awake at 2 a.m. so often giggling like schoolgirls at the silliness of our world.
 
 
Mirror
19:40 / 29.11.05
...tastier dicks...

You must be more flexible than I
 
 
Smoothly
22:38 / 29.11.05
It's not like Xoc to boast. Perhaps it's just unmistakably rank.

Gay men would quickly have the opportunity to gauge the difference between stiff dicks, Loomis. Good job really that this fact has escaped you.

Gosh. How quickly? I think I've been living under the same rock as Loomis (and he never once showed me his hardon).

Thinking about it, I've never seen another man's hard cock in real life. Can anyone else say the same?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
22:44 / 29.11.05
No, I'm not one to boast, Smoothly, but guess where Delia Smith got the inspiration for her Raspberry Panna Cotta recipe from?
 
 
Smoothly
23:03 / 29.11.05
Ouch, that sounds painful, Xoc. I think I saw something like that in Bizarre. I believe the patient found a doctor to drain the clotted fluid and the redness went away of its own accord.
 
  

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