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Yeah, but at 50 kilos it's not likely that gentleman will be taking "Persephone" about town...
Wheelbarrows.
I can't believe you're not aware of this: I've seen many a young lad of courting age, walking through the park at sunset, wheeling his Persephone around. He might stop by the pond to feed the ducks, taking the opportunity to whisper sweet nothings into his date's orifice, or take hir gently by the teet and give hir a quick peck when he thinks nobody's around to notice. Then it'll be back into the wheelbarrow and have hir back to hir mum's before 9.
Ah, love. I hope you'll be very happy together, Bill. Don't forget to post the wedding photos here. |
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