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The Callgirl of Cthulhu (warning... contains not entirely work-safe pics)

 
  

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Bill Posters
12:00 / 19.12.03
Hell, I'd sleep with her if i ever got the chance.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
12:12 / 19.12.03
Not enough tentacles.

I bet Yog Shoggoth or whatever his name is really goes for those platform sandals though.
 
 
Bill Posters
12:44 / 19.12.03
Not enough tentacles.

Are you saying my bird's ugly?
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
12:49 / 19.12.03
Yeah. Where's her squid beak? It's unnatural.
 
 
Bill Posters
12:56 / 19.12.03
actually she does have a squid beak, but you'd need to know her very well indeed to know where it is.
 
 
Ariadne
12:59 / 19.12.03
It must be very small - she's not leaving much to the imagination in those photos. I like the smooth shiny bits on her boobs and butt - looks like that's where people rub her most.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
13:01 / 19.12.03
It's not very eldritch though, is it?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
13:24 / 19.12.03
And people say fantasy geeks are creepy, weird, and in need of sexual therapy. Nonsense!
 
 
Bill Posters
13:30 / 19.12.03
no Fly, you don't understand, she is my sexual therapy!

looks like that's where people rub her most.

bah, rumbled.

not very eldritch though,

it's all in the eye of the beholder Kit-Kat, all in the eye of the beholder.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
13:41 / 19.12.03
'(She Is My) Sexual Therapy' is one of my favourite singles, Bill - how did you guess? It's taken from Toil's 1995 lp Toil Death Do Us Part. At a time when everyone else was making shallow Britpop hits with melodies and everything, Toil showed that you could still release six minutes of an aging North London occultist grunting and wailing over the sound of a block of flats being knocked down in Hackney, and still have a Top 70 smash hit!
 
 
bitchiekittie
13:59 / 19.12.03
is it because I'm not a geek so I can't appreciate it, or are her eyes really ridiculously cartoony looking? as if they did all that detail work, but got very bored with it at the end, so put little plastic disks where her eyes should be, colored in with magic markers.
 
 
Bill Posters
14:23 / 19.12.03
What?! Hell no, I could look into those eyes for ever and ever. I could drown in those eyes, dammit. What is it with you Barbiegals, are you jealous or what?! Here I am, all in love an' all, and all you can do it bitch about her. Won't someone say they're happy for us, and wish us all the best?
 
 
rizla mission
14:31 / 19.12.03
*good heavens!*

I love the picture of the artist alongside his sculpure there..

"I'm very proud of my work! This one's inspired by the writings of H.P Lovecraft!"

"er..yes" (backing away slowly)

But then, as many long-winded essays have pointed out, all that Cthulhu stuff, at heart it's just Fruedian sexual repression shit isn't it?
 
 
Sax
14:32 / 19.12.03
You're R'lyeh, R'lyeh sick, Bill.
 
 
Sax
14:35 / 19.12.03
"...an extra healthy dose of squid and crab thrown in for good measure..."
 
 
Ganesh
16:14 / 19.12.03
Just looks like a slightly fatbeardy bloke in black...
 
 
pachinko droog
16:40 / 19.12.03
Properly rendered in ice, she'd make an ideal centerpiece at any wedding reception.

Especially if high-end vodka poured forth from her Lovecraftian bosom and she strode high atop a mountain of beluga caviar...
 
 
Mourne Kransky
17:50 / 19.12.03
...urethane tentacles and spines... You lucky, lucky bastard.
 
 
MJ-12
21:01 / 19.12.03
and check out the new video, "Girls Gone Non-Euclidean." $29.95.
 
 
Doctor Singapore
22:56 / 19.12.03
Did anyone else follow the link back to this dude's home page?
It's like a new school of art--- "ecchi theme park".
 
 
gravitybitch
08:04 / 20.12.03
Somehow, this is less Lovecraftian and more Cronenbergesque, but it seems appropriate...


(See link in post below. Not work safe)
 
 
gravitybitch
08:09 / 20.12.03
Well, that didn't work. Let's try this....
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
10:42 / 20.12.03
Er, the LoveLumps have a lifespan?

Be very afraid.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
10:44 / 20.12.03
How, pray tell, did you stumble across EroTech?

Googling V-Gauge?
 
 
Baz Auckland
13:21 / 20.12.03
...I'll never be able read a post by persephone again!
 
 
Spatula Clarke
22:41 / 20.12.03
..Lovecraftian bosom...

Eh?

I suspect that both you and the.. ahem... artist are getting your Lovecraft's confused.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
21:28 / 21.12.03
Persephone - mind if I remove the image? It's not terribly work-safe...
 
 
Baz Auckland
02:03 / 22.12.03
..iszabelle you mean. It's called a 'persephone'....
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:33 / 22.12.03
Hopw's about just a warning in the thread title? I'll put a request in now; it'd be a shame for Barbelith to be deprived of... well, that thing.
 
 
gravitybitch
05:01 / 22.12.03
You can go ahead and remove the pic if you like... the link works (although it should probably be labeled as not particularly worksafe as well....).
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
08:20 / 22.12.03
Insofar as there is a policy on this, and it's yet another of those things that are a bit nebulous, links are generally considered to be followed at the user's own risk, whereas pictures are generally kept work-safe on the site itself...since the link works, I'll move the pic for deletion; thanks, izsabelle.

Baz: Quite so. I was, regrettably, struck blind by the bitsmammal.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
14:00 / 22.12.03
iszabelle, I just want to say... wow... could we please never do that again? And why the hell is it named after Persephone anyway?
 
 
gravitybitch
23:59 / 22.12.03
Whatsamatter??? Can you not picture your very own Augustine as a coffee-table conversation item?

(Well, maybe not as a coffee-table item - I can't believe it weighs in at 90 kilos!)
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
06:52 / 23.12.03
Yeah, I checked out the site... man, that's fucked. I'd like to add my voice to those wondering "WHAT THE FUCK?"
 
 
Pants Payroll
14:03 / 23.12.03
Man, that looks like genetic engineering gone wrong. A glimpse into the future? I'm off to wash my eyes.
 
  

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