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Do you pick your arse?

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griffle

13:18 / 17.12.03

Do you scratch your arsehole? I know that a lot of people (men) do. I have sometimes seen guys sniff their fingers after the filthy act too. What do you think of this habit? Is it somthing you partake in or do you think it is filthy and horrible or do you not mind as long as they dont wanna start cooking for you afterwards without washing their mitts?

ibis the being

13:31 / 17.12.03

We had a boy who used to do that in grade school - with sniffing - he was reviled for it but did it anyway. What made it worse somehow was that his name was Ben Barnes - the name itself seemed so... brown, and smelly.

gridley

14:03 / 17.12.03

If only I could have picked my own arse. I would have picked a meatier one...

Cheap. Easy. Cruel.

14:47 / 17.12.03

I have seen this behavior before. I studiously avoid shaking hands with anyone I see doing this. As far as sniffing afterwards, I have never seen that.

Bill Posters

17:11 / 17.12.03

i have a feeling there's a scene in Another Day In Paradise where a boy does just this. I myself strongly disapprove of the practice, assuming it really exists. (Call me optimistic, but I have trouble believing that anyone could actually be this gross.)

w1rebaby

20:39 / 17.12.03

Yes, but I do shit toffee.

the Fool

23:58 / 17.12.03

Does that make you a sort of 'golden goose'? To the chocolate factory with you!!!

ibis the being

12:31 / 18.12.03

Let's cut him open and get all the toffee at once!

Cheap. Easy. Cruel.

13:55 / 18.12.03

I don't know ibis. Intestinal toffee all covered in blood and ichor does not sound very appealing to me.

Sax

14:31 / 18.12.03

I really do hope this is the first thread that new members to the board chance upon.

illmatic

14:36 / 18.12.03

Kind of reminds me of .... other threads.

Ganesh

15:28 / 18.12.03

Mmmm...

bitchiekittie

16:24 / 18.12.03

dear barbelith:

don't eat the fridgemagnet toffee. while I have no personally tasted anything that fridge has shat, I can assure you it SMELLS nothing like the kind of "toffee" that anyone would want to eat.

love,
BK

Char Aina

17:29 / 18.12.03

ONLY WHEN I AM REALLY BUSY AND CAN'T WIPE IT PROPER.

SOMETIMES I CAN'T WIPE IT PROPER BECAUSE I AM WORKING,
SOMETIMES IT'S BECAUSE A PRETTY GIRL IS NEARBY AND I DONT WANT THE OTHER ALPHA MALES TO STEAL HER FROM UNDER MY TOILET VISIT.

'SIDES, ITS ALL PHEREMONES, RIGHT?

Char Aina

17:31 / 18.12.03

y'know, i dont think you are going to get anyone to actually admit to doing this on a regular basis.

the

Do You Wank Into The Remains of People's Parents?

thread didn't get much of a response either.

Whisky Priestess

17:31 / 18.12.03

Oh my God.

Overshare! Overshaaaaare!

Besides, who'd be thick enough to admit it?

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

22:43 / 18.12.03

I wouldn't!

even though i do...

griffle

23:23 / 18.12.03

Even if i did do it i would not admit to it. However during sex with other guys i have licked out another guys ass. I always make them bathe/wash their ass out thoroughly before i do this, so what you are tasting is mostly sweat and lube. However some guys DO taste better than others.

Smoothly

23:30 / 18.12.03

Is it an 'ass' when you're licking it, and an 'arse' when you're scratching it? Or is there more to rimming than meats the eye?

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

23:37 / 18.12.03

Mm, yeah, thanks for sharing...

Ganesh

08:09 / 19.12.03

Ew! Ew! Ew! Ewwwwwwwwwww!! Thank for shay-ring! Too much in-for-may-shun!

Etc.

Yeah, I do it. Not necessarily regularly but I do it.

Sax

09:18 / 19.12.03

Is there an alternative when it's itchy?

hanabius yamamura

10:58 / 19.12.03

... what always freaks me out is the little sweaty stain it leaves on the inside of your underwear post-scratch ... a little round skiddie

Eloi Tsabaoth

11:34 / 19.12.03

I request that this thread be locked, deleted, expunged from the server, festooned with lead weights and sent to the bottom of the deepest ocean on the planet.

Bear

11:39 / 19.12.03

I usually only do it when I'm posting on Barbelith... wtf is this thread about anyway

It's turning into this other place I sometimes go where they had the classic thread "Which animal would you sleep with if you had to?" - I think I have the flu...

Bill Posters

11:48 / 19.12.03

i gives up on this thread, mainly (i kid you not) due to the fact that i am trying to eat brie right now. gah. you people.

hanabius yamamura

12:17 / 19.12.03

the classic thread "Which animal would you sleep with if you had to?"

...i'm so intrigued ... AND, i'm actually thinking about which animal it would be ... oh, god ...

Bear

12:22 / 19.12.03

Well you've got to be practical, you don't want to pick something that might scratch your face off during the heat of the moment....

Smoothly

12:27 / 19.12.03

The Lesser spotted blow-job Monkey. Definitely.

hanabius yamamura

19:12 / 19.12.03

... well, i'd say a cat - obvious puns re p*ssies aside ...

... furry, with that sandpaper tongue, not to mention that thing they do when they rub their nose against you ...

... oh, and there's always that little 'starfish' ... ... ...

akira

19:19 / 19.12.03

Well you've got to be practical, you don't want to pick something that might scratch your face off during the heat of the moment....

Two birds with one stone if you've got a face like an arse.

gornorft

09:30 / 20.12.03

If it itches, scratch it! It's not like one has a choice when it comes to stuff like this. Billy Connelly has done entire shows on this very topic and if he says it's normal, it's normal!

There are the walks to make the two halves of your arse rub together but we all know they don't work. Eventually you have to go the finger.

If you can't remember what you had for lunch, or just want to revisit, you sniff.

So what?

gingerbop

19:10 / 20.12.03

I fancy Jade that little bit less now.

Saint Keggers

20:46 / 20.12.03

Well, I didnt before but after reading this thread... WOW! This is Grrreat! Does everybody know about this??? This is amazing! Its taking up my afternoons and making my life complete! I can hardly stop at the second knuckle and I think I lost my watch!!! My scratch 'n sniff ass is my very own special pot-pourri!!!

Ganesh

21:05 / 20.12.03

Congratulations, Kegboy. You have crossed the line into fisting.

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