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All I want on my tombstone is:

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22:36 / 01.12.03

Spike Milligan's was best "I told you I was ill"

Less searchable M0rd4nt

00:24 / 02.12.03

if my name you wish to see
turn to page 103

01:42 / 02.12.03

Nice shoes.

04:17 / 02.12.03

What a heifer.

gotham island fae

05:51 / 02.12.03

This One Died, Too.

[Where to comment on all these...]

Forced into this conversation

06:31 / 02.12.03

"you think, that´s funny, eh?"

07:00 / 02.12.03

FUTURE SITE OF HAUNTED SHOPPING MALL

07:35 / 02.12.03

"And I would have gotten away with it If it
weren't for those medding kids... with guns"

08:54 / 02.12.03

Exhume your own grave-wax, £2.99 per lb.

12:51 / 02.12.03

In very tiny letters:

"If you can read this, you are standing too close."

13:23 / 02.12.03

All I want on my tombstone is the heart's blood of my enemies, and maybe some virgins, depending on how things go.

21:56 / 02.12.03

A 200 metre statue of me chugging some AK-47 rounds into the air.

04:03 / 03.12.03

"'Cause I was damned if I was going to pay twice the price for the same thing with no cheese."

Seriously. Someone will be standing solemnly at a funeral a few paces away, catch sight of my tombstone, and laugh hysterically right in the middle of the preceedings.

Dances with Gophers

11:21 / 03.12.03

"Warning hidden trap doors in operation"
or
"Oi watch were yer standing!"
or just the lithology of the tombstone & the grid ref of the quarry it came from.

Jack The Bodiless

11:28 / 03.12.03

Jack The Bodiless
1975AD - 1732PB
STILL SMILING...

Think about it...

EE

20:37 / 03.12.03

EE
1982-2052

"Fine, keep your goddam planet, I didn't want it anyway"

or

"This won't stop me, you know"

Matthew Fluxington

20:54 / 03.12.03

Cash Jackson wins, end of thread.

22:26 / 03.12.03

"Aye, YOU, ya cunt!"

23:59 / 03.12.03

"Pull my finger"

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