Tryphena... says 'LATESHIIIIFFFTTTTT'

02:13 / 01.12.03

Not feather quills. Its a wood one with a cork ferule and brass fittings to hold the nib in place. Its a very nice!

Jack Denfeld

02:14 / 01.12.03

Hey Bedhead, are you a new guy?

02:15 / 01.12.03

Click on his name Jack. It'll give ya all the info you seek,

02:16 / 01.12.03

I vaguely recall seeing some sort of Samurai pen. Or maybe I'm thinking of a movie. Actually, yes, I think it was one of the Naked Gun movies.

The only things pencils have over pens is that most pens won't do you much good against a vampire or help you collect fingerprints. I suppose maybe you could start a very small fire, but let's see a pencil used in a tracheotomy. It'd be a pretty short show, I can tell you that much.

02:17 / 01.12.03

Yeah, but I've avoided the newbie thread, cause that's, like, a bit obvious. Hi Jack!

02:18 / 01.12.03

Hi Bed Head. Is your name a tribute to sleepiness or the hair products?

Jack Denfeld

02:19 / 01.12.03

The newbie thread is for suckers. Everyone knows the way newbies really impress the older barbelonians is to post on the Jack Denfeld Interview thread. I think you'll find it towards the bottom of this page or page 2. Of Conversation, not this particular thread. Well, Hell, it's practically tradition!

02:19 / 01.12.03

This is a primo thread to start out in. I plan to die here some day. Assuming it's still around.

02:20 / 01.12.03

you can tell I'm new cause I'm the slowest typer

I only keep harping on about Quills, cause its the ideal 'third way' solution to this pen/pencil split: It's a pen, right, but one you can sharpen, just like a pencil. And its bendy like a brush.

02:20 / 01.12.03

You could use the pencil to kill the guy thereby eliminating the need for a messy tracheotomy OR you could use the pencil to write: "Help me! I need a tracheotomy!" on a piece of paper and pin it to the persons shirt.

02:23 / 01.12.03

Killing the person in need of the tracheotomy with a pencil would probably be even messier. Especially if it's not sharp.

02:23 / 01.12.03

This is a primo thread to start out in. I plan to die here some day. Assuming it's still around.

Yeah! That'd be something great to have on the tombstone.

"She lateshifted. A lot."

02:27 / 01.12.03

Mazarine: Hello! The name is supposedly a reference to lack of hair products as nothing will keep my barnet neat and tidy for longer than 5 mins.
Of course, idiot that I am, I go and put a space in the middle, and now it looks like an invitation or a service I provide. I'd change it, but then I'd be Bedhead: formally known as Bed Head, and that's even worse

02:27 / 01.12.03

She died as she lived, killing time in a sort-of hipster/hepster think tank while avoiding the dead Scandinavians who won't leave her alone.

Yeah, that's a little long. Maybe I better do something more significant and concise.

02:31 / 01.12.03

Of course, idiot that I am, I go and put a space in the middle, and now it looks like an invitation or a service I provide.

Huh. I didn't even think of that (of course, I thought of overpriced hair products, so what does that say about my nature). I wouldn't fret. What's a barnet?

Jack Denfeld

02:31 / 01.12.03

Yay! Sorta hipster think-tank! That's mine. Yay!

02:32 / 01.12.03

Best description I've heard yet! Of course, I'd write it in pen.

02:34 / 01.12.03

What's a barnet?

big hair. I missed my annual shearing and now its winter so I'm going to stick with it until spring

02:35 / 01.12.03

well I started a thread on tombstones. go. post.

02:41 / 01.12.03

Done. Although I'm tempted to make my grave site a very small bee preserve to keep people away. Damn graverobbers. I grew all those bones and I want them to stay where I fucking leave them.

Bzz.

03:01 / 01.12.03

Well I think I shall be bidding you all a bonne nuit!

Catcha on the flip!

Gnight chief.

goodnight Kegboy. Today I shall steal pens in your honour

03:31 / 01.12.03

Christ, I cant come up with a single coherent idea for a witty tombstone either, but its made me realise just how little I’ve done of all the work I was planning to get finished tonight. If anyone’s still here thanks for yr company, see you again, I’m off to, er, get my shit together or something

03:33 / 01.12.03

Night Bed Head.

You're all leaving me alone with the dead people. Isn't anyone going to keep me company?

Papess

21:41 / 01.12.03

Hello kids. Watching Dancing at the Blue Iguana. I love this film. Anyone coming out to play?

21:45 / 01.12.03

"I keep trying to get out and they keep draging me back in!!!"
Al Pacino

Hey there!

ONLY NICE THINGS

21:58 / 01.12.03

Dudes - just got in in time for the end of Universal Soldier 2, which I now totally have to get on DVD. Gary Busey looking like a drag queen dressed as Gary Busey! Burt Reynolds as the sinister military leader! On the back of also seeing the very end of the almost identical Solo last night, I feel the time has come for a D.Phil thesis on films that manage somehow to desecrate the frankly unholy ground of Universal Soldier, which I discover to my joy has not one but four sequels, two of which purport to be the actual sequel and two of which were made in the very same year. Life gets no better.

22:02 / 01.12.03

Too much Universal Soldiers can be hazzardous to your health.

ONLY NICE THINGS

22:11 / 01.12.03

Heretic.

Solo is a cyborg who was "born" with no emotions. He is ordered to kill Latin American villagers, but killing innocent people makes him feel bad and Solo sees that it's wrong. Solo then turns from predator to prey as he's chased by enemy cyborgs. The action scenes are great and special effects are super. Solo waits in the bushes, "gazing" and ambushing enemies. Sometimes Solo gets hurt and has to repair himself. Solo is a hero we can all cheer for! A great movie!! Mario van Peebles is superior as Solo!

ONLY NICE THINGS

22:14 / 01.12.03

Do you see? How is predator, and then he becomes prey. Do you see? This idea may have been explored before, by some fucked-up losers, but here somebody who was previously the predator...

becomes the prey.

22:15 / 01.12.03

Bah! I read the book before they even thought of making the movie. Solo was a good book and a mediocre at best movie.

Keith

22:19 / 01.12.03

"Starring Mario Van Peebles"

...not much of a hook, really.

Owen

22:19 / 01.12.03

I liked the movie better than the book. There was more action in the movie, and I think that's important for an action movie.

Wouldn't it be cool if Solo fought the Predator?