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Ethan Hawke

15:11 / 17.11.03

You guys should all join the new barbelith mafia game (reloaded!) and then you can play "purple horse" all you want.

The Apple-Picker

15:18 / 17.11.03

This is awful.

I can't believe I'm going to have to miss a benefit concert given by Jermaine Stewart because I don't live in New York City. What a perfect opportunity to support a place that I love and to hear one of the greatest recording artists of all time while doing it.

A quick hit
that's your game
girl, I'm not a piece of meat
stimulate my brain.

Hey, Flux. Do you think you could get me a live recording of that show? You've done so good by me before. I could mix up some Rice Krispy Treats for Jermaine's dressing room.

Matthew Fluxington

15:43 / 17.11.03

Don't worry, part of Jermaine's contract includes allowing me the right to record his set from the soundboard and post mp3s of the show online.

If you want to send the Rice Krispie Treats, please send them quickly! The show is going to be Wednesday at 4 PM!

Tryphena Absent

15:51 / 17.11.03

If I get in a plane now I can make it on time!

Tryphena Absent

16:02 / 17.11.03

But I'm not going to because I reckon you're talking trash Flux! TRASH! And someone needs to take the trash out.

Gah.

Don't worry, Tom. We'll save Barbelith. I promise.

We're The Great Old Ones Now

16:59 / 17.11.03

Are you actually so fucking rude that as well as continuing this irritating charade, you're going to rub Tom's face in the fact that you're doing something he finds objectionable?

Impressive.

Matthew Fluxington

17:04 / 17.11.03

It's not rudeness, Nick. It's bravery. Someone has to make a stand. Barbelith shall not fall!

bitchiekittie

17:24 / 17.11.03

kegboy, isn't that a shank?

like, I'm gonna shank you. ::makes stabby motion::

bitchiekittie

17:25 / 17.11.03

wow. am I just a filthy pervert, or does "I'm going to shank you" sound really dirty?

ok, I mean, besides the fact that I am a filthy pervert, does that sound dirty.

Murray Hamhandler

17:27 / 17.11.03

Dammit, flux. Its not enough that you have to lie about being harassed by the mafia, but now your liying about my favorit artist Jermaine Stewart. Hes dead, you insensative asshole! He died six years ago! you are a liyar!

Murray Hamhandler

17:28 / 17.11.03

Unless you mean Jermaine, Jr.

If so, i'm sorry for what I said and can I have free passes to the show?

Matthew Fluxington

17:29 / 17.11.03

Yeah, it's Jermaine Jr. He's great, you'll love him. He still does all of his dad's hits, plus some originals and old soul covers. He puts on a great show.

Anyone interested in attending the show on Wednesday should send me a PM, and we'll sort it out from there.

Murray Hamhandler

18:09 / 17.11.03

Well...if you really got Jermaine, Jr., then you migt be on the level. Tell you what. Ill call inta my job and see if I can hitch a ride out there. If JJ is for real puttin on a concert for you, then ill believe you about the other stuff. Then those bad guys better watch out.

ONLY NICE THINGS

18:24 / 17.11.03

This Flux/Todd/Flyboy injoke circle-jerk is getting a little autistic and dull, isn't it? Still, if they're happy....

Tryphena Absent

18:47 / 17.11.03

We can only dream that one day Todd will rename himself Fodd and than the circle will surely be complete.

You sir are hardly here. How on earth could you find it autistic and dull when you're entirely under-exposed. But wait, what lightbulb alights in my mind? Could it be that clarity has befallen me?

MJ-12

18:48 / 17.11.03

Haus, that's just because you're not playing. Get in the Christmas spirit.

Flux, Just let me know who's giving you static from the PH. I'll call my people. They'll make the problem go away.

Matthew Fluxington

18:57 / 17.11.03

Goddamnit, people! This is a very serious situation. Stop fooling around.

Ethan Hawke

19:07 / 17.11.03

Wait a second - there are circle jerks as well as injokes involved in this? Why the fuck am I missing out on that action? Guys?

Seriously, though, I'm fed up with this as well. Flux is a boor, and an ingrate. In fact, I bought him a pint the other night and he DIDN'T EVEN DRINK IT. He deserves whatever's coming to him.

Matthew Fluxington

19:13 / 17.11.03

Dude, I wasn't thirsty, and I didn't ask for the drink.

MJ-12

19:15 / 17.11.03

Jesus, Todd. 'great way to support someone trying to deal with his alchohol problem.

Regrettable Juvenilia

19:16 / 17.11.03

I'm outraged. It's been well documented that I hate Todd. He once claimed that Chomsky was wrong about something, and ever since then I've never trusted the guy. Seriously, I almost suspect he's engineered this entire situation just for some kind of treacherous personal gain.

Char Aina

20:19 / 17.11.03

Haus, that's just because you're not playing.

or maybe like me, that's why he's not playing.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

08:51 / 18.11.03

Oooooooo get her!

The Apple-Picker

12:09 / 18.11.03

Hey, Flux. I sent the Rice Krispy Treats out by Express mail just five minutes ago. I also sent two jars of maraschino cherries, flour tortillas, and no-bake peanut butter-cocoa cookies---all sent Express mail--for Jermain's dressing room.

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