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A joke for all you posters sleeping with your cuddly toys tonight...

 
  

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deja_vroom
09:56 / 20.02.02
So, what did the blind and deaf kid got for Christmas?

A:Cancer.
 
 
Captain Zoom
11:33 / 20.02.02
*thread rots*

Would anyone like to sleep with the Captain Zoom cuddly toy? One of a kind. When I'm wrapped up in my robe I'm awfully soft. Available for lending. All you have to do is pay the airfare.

*ends thread rot*

Zoom.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
12:25 / 20.02.02
quick trawl round the office for some jokes to cheer the Barbeworld, and this is all they came up with...

If the dove is the bird of peace,
which is the bird of true love?
> The swallow.

Why did the psychiatrist keep her husband under the bed?
> Because she thought he was a little potty.

What should you do if your partner starts smoking?
> Slow down and use more lubricant.

And Captain Zoom, I'd love to but our all leather Teddy is very possessive...
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
12:28 / 20.02.02
I'll go for the poor taste award with

D ied
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A ccident
 
 
Cherry Bomb
12:35 / 20.02.02
Just thought I'd point out that "door hinge"

can be a handy rhyme for "orange."
 
 
Captain Zoom
13:11 / 20.02.02
cherry, you rock!
I'm going to use that one in the daily poetry thread today.

Zoom.
 
 
Cherry Bomb
13:20 / 20.02.02
to be fair, I got that one from an old boyfriend. I'm not that brilliant, sadly...
 
 
MJ-12
13:56 / 20.02.02
from an old issue of Demon

'whore binge'
 
 
Captain Zoom
18:56 / 20.02.02
But Cherry, you posted it here for everyone to enjoy. That makes you brilliant.

(or a dirty plagarist, but don't think that way.)

Zoom.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:13 / 20.02.02
quote:Originally posted by Cherry Bomb:
Just thought I'd point out that "door hinge"

can be a handy rhyme for "orange."


Yeah, but only if you say in an Esturian accent, like: "Doooor'inge."
 
 
kbackroma
17:04 / 06.02.14
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