HAHAHAHA! Here's another from yours truly (I'm of Ukrainian descent so I figure it's cool):
A Ukrainian is driving down a country road in his brand new Cadillac car. It’s the most recent year, and this car is loaded with all the options that are available.
Suddenly, a bike gang pulls up to surround him, and force him over to the side of the road. The leader of the gang drags him out of the car, and takes him twenty feet down the road where he proceeds to draw a circle in the dirt on the side of the road. He shoves the Ukrainian into the circle and says, “if you step one foot outside this circle, we’ll do to you what we’re going to do to your fancy ass car.
The leader walks back to his mates, and they all start thrashing the hell out of this Cadillac car. They smash the windows, slash the tyres, bust off the sideview mirrors, dent and crumple the exterior slash and hack the interiour. Smash the beautiful dash and all its displays, etc., etc.
After they are done trashing the car, some of them set it on fire while the leader goes to check on the state of the misfortunate Ukrainian. But to his dismay he finds the Ukrainian rolling around on the ground inside the circle laughing his guts out. Puzzled and annoyed, the leader asks, “What’s so freakin’ funny, dude? We totally trashed that sweet ride of yours.”
The Ukrainian says, “While you were all busy doing that, I stepped in and out of the circle three times!” |
