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Come hide with me... (THERE MAY BE PICS LATER. YOU NEVER KNOW)

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ONLY NICE THINGS

22:26 / 15.09.03

The baby hedgehog is in a human hand because it is having a conversation with the human, and must be raised up so its tiny hedgehog voice can be heard. It will shortly be returned to its loving family. Everything is fine.

I have no posts! Well, not any more, but you see what I mean. I feel like Gandalf...

We're The Great Old Ones Now

22:31 / 15.09.03

Oh, pooh. Now I have a scanned image of Cthulhu squished on my scanner - looks as if he got rat-arsed at a party - but I can't access my webspace because I lost all my ftp details in my reinstall. Grrr.

Goodness Gracious Meme

22:39 / 15.09.03

awwww, that hedgepig's soooooo cute.

*knits furiously*

and now it has booties(can't post pix to save life.)

Booties!

8===>Q: alyn

23:12 / 15.09.03

The baby hedgehog is in a human hand so you can look up its little asshole. Duh.

Mazarine

23:33 / 15.09.03

Bengali, you're about as cute as that hedgie!

Stoatie, thanks for the refuge. I come bearing a thermos of homemade lemonade. Kisses to all, including the baby hedgie.

bitchiekittie

23:35 / 15.09.03

lookit!

it's a happy 19 year old doing a turn over a grocery cart barrier!

hurrah!

bitchiekittie

23:36 / 15.09.03

and best of all, she's wearing an atrocious green vest thingee!

bitchiekittie

23:41 / 15.09.03

did someone say beer? take your pick!

and for pie we have

savory?

or sweet?

ok, I'm done.

for today.

gingerbop

23:50 / 15.09.03

Ugh... i need a wee... is there a toilet under the table?

The hedgehog is there so the man holding it thinks he has a large penis. Am i degrading the fluffy flow of conversation? Ach, so did Qalyn.

Everybody should take their pick of these instead- theyr much more loverly than beer. and that probably wont work (how can i be so bad at pics?), so stripeyness

Mazarine

00:07 / 16.09.03

Stripey stockings are the best. I have several pairs. But I'm extremely fond of my orange and white checkerboard ones.

Saint Keggers

02:29 / 16.09.03

If I have to hide under the table im packing this:
The Ultimate of Ultimates!

Bailey's Irish Cream Cheesecake 3,50
Cheesecake laced with a healthy dose of Bailey's Irish cream

Jack Denfeld

03:28 / 16.09.03

We're The Great Old Ones Now

08:32 / 16.09.03

My God. My hair's looking a lot like that this morning, only blonde. Well, okay, grubby blonde.

Tryphena Absent

09:09 / 16.09.03

Kegboy's cheescake obsession makes itself known once again! Gosh, you have cheescake fame dearie-pie!

Unencumbered

09:19 / 16.09.03

Is there room under there for one more? I have mince pies (I know its not Xmas but I love them so much I have them all year round) and chocolate ice cream.

Tryphena Absent

09:21 / 16.09.03

I think we're in ceasefire old chap. I hope I don't speak too soon. The relief force were sent in, what.

Ariadne

09:26 / 16.09.03

I wouldn't go sticking your head above the tabletop just yet.

Unencumbered

09:26 / 16.09.03

It does look a lot quieter out there but I'm not taking any chances just yet.

8===>Q: alyn

09:53 / 22.09.03

I don't know how much more of this nonsense I can take, y'all. Someone needs to get me so full of beer and pie that I'm psysically incapable of rolling up on someone's lawn with two Glocks screaming "fuck the world" like Tupac, you know? Seriously.

Olulabelle

10:00 / 22.09.03

What you need is steak and ale pie Qalyn; a two for one double whammy which will keep your fingers from pressing on the trigger(s).

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

10:02 / 22.09.03

I've only just logged on (oo-ERR!) but it looks like the time may be ripe for a further spot of table-hiding.

Mmm... pie

Baz Auckland

13:01 / 22.09.03

When I was a kid, I had this great playset, which was a big tablecloth that reached the floor, and had a door and windows on it and whatnot. Made table hiding fun. I'll go look for it....

Saint Keggers

14:17 / 22.09.03

"Kegboy's cheescake obsession makes itself known once again! Gosh, you have cheescake fame dearie-pie!"
Dont you understand just how amazing Baileys Cheesecake is????
If I could just combine that with my HedgeAdillos troops then I would have the world cutest edible army!!!

mondo a-go-go

15:40 / 22.09.03

'lilliput' table for a person who wants to be alone by jun takagi

Adopt-a-hedgehog

*snickers*

The poor cat. He doesn't even know. Oh poor poor kitty.

Mourne Kransky

21:24 / 22.09.03

A philosophical quandary, really.

Is it better to be an innocent cat traumatised by having to dress up as a frog for the pleasure of sicko interwebnet pervs, all the while knowing your soul and self respect are in peril?

Or would it be worse not to know, given that cats are pretty stupid, and be unaware of your dignity going down the tubes?

I bet he's just thinking, "I fancy fresh rodent for tea, then I'll stretch out in the sun for ten hours and dream of wool."

Saint Keggers

21:33 / 22.09.03

He's thinking, "No, really, I am... A PRINCE! Won't some kind princess kiss me and set me free??"

02:23 / 23.09.03

That cat's not dressed up. A cartoon frog has magically come to life and is trying to strangle him. Poor kitty. Evil froggy.

Oh, and I brought a hammer, nails and some two-by-fours, and i'm adding extensions to the table as we speak.

Mourne Kransky

09:04 / 23.09.03

Good man. Once the frog has finished strangling the cat, I shall claim the cat basket and curl up quietly under the table in it, to dream of wool. I will purr convincingly when stroked but you can catch your own rodentry.

Gypsy Lantern

10:08 / 23.09.03

What with all the wrestling that was going on in these parts earlier, sitting beneath a table might not exactly be the safest place to find refuge...

On a Beatles note, wasn't there something in the news last week about McCartney being involved in a punch-up. Does anyone know who it was with? I'm betting on Ringo. A friend of mine has a theory that McCartney did away with Lennon and Harrison and is now just waiting for the right moment to take out Ringo. He reckons that the four of them were each given keys in the 60s that, when used in conjunction, open up a gateway to some secret treasure or parallel world. McCartney has got 3 of them now, so he's only got to get his hands on Ringo's key before he can open the gate. Expect some big changes soon after Ringo passes away, with McCartney at the centre of things. I expect it'll be a bit like volume 3 of Miracleman.

12:05 / 23.09.03

As far as bizarre, outlandish theories which sound like the Hellfish Bonanza episode of the Simpsons as re-written by a Grant Morrison impersonator go, that one's pretty good.

Mourne Kransky

12:12 / 23.09.03

Ah but the flaw in your friend's theory is that Ringo would happily swap his key with Macca for a bottle of JD or a Justin Timberlake cd. Perhaps Sir Paul has already accessed the portal and this is why the cheery, peace-lovin', vegetarian moptop of yore has now become a testosterone-fuelled fighting machine. It would explain all the crap music. "Liverpool Symphony" - give us a break.

Cheese. I fancy a bit of cheese. Anybody under the table here got any cheese? I'm prepared to swap some of my mouse-flavoured crisps.

Oh, it's just like the Blitz again, when we all slept in the tube stations and everybody helped each other. I've seen it on the tele, so it must be true.

Jub

14:21 / 23.09.03

While we're down here... I just want to ask a quick question about the tV last night. It's not really worth starting a thread on it, but I'm suitably riled. How stupid is that copper in "the Usual Suspects" film? That's three times I have seen him let Kevin Spacey walk off at the end. You think he'd learn! Idiot.

Baz Auckland

14:40 / 23.09.03

Hey, I survived the blitz. That rocked.

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