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Why I hate kids

  
  

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Regrettable Juvenilia
11:01 / 19.09.03
I think the real question here is: "should someone who spends as much time in sleazy strip clubs as Flux does be allowed to raise two young children?" I mean, the kind of impressionable ages that these kids are, you don't want them walking in by accident to the Purple Horse to find 'Dad' up on the goddamn stage with the dancers, waving an enormous wad of dollar bills and yelling "$500 for the biggest booty here!!!" That leaves the kind of mental scarring that therapy can only hope to cure.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
11:07 / 19.09.03
For God's sake, Flyboy. I don't go to "strip clubs." The Purple Horse is a gentleman's club. It's a classy place, not like some kind of sleazy Bada Bing joint.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
11:23 / 19.09.03
Oh sure. That's why that big neon logo is a topless woman in a cowboy hat with a lassoo 'riding' another topless woman with the lower body of a horse.
 
 
Ethan Hawke
11:57 / 19.09.03
Wait a second? You've been going to gentlemen's clubs, in New York City, and not bringing me, Flux? You know I've always wanted to go to one, but never had a good guide to the sleazy underbelly. I had no idea your belly was sleazy enough. Why have I never been invited?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
12:04 / 19.09.03
You Sir's are male chauvinist pigs.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
12:14 / 19.09.03
Todd, I haven't taken you because you're mean to my son Eddie Willis. However, I'll be going to the Purple Horse tomorrow night, so you can come along if you'd like. They have a strict dress code, though. You can't just wear ripped blue jeans, a dirty tank top, and a gold chain and expect to get in this place.

I took Flyboy to the Purple Horse when he was in NYC, and he loved it. That's why his memory of it is so vivid.

Hey Anna! Take yer top off! HAWHAWHAW!
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
13:28 / 19.09.03
I'd just like it noted for the record that I only let Flux drag me along to the Purple Horse that one time because it was "goth, punk and alternative girls" night. I find those kind of themed nights to be very empowering.
 
 
Papess
16:46 / 16.10.03
Okay, I said I would try this....and here it is. Presenting...

THE WAFFLEBURGER! (avec fromage)


  
 
Ethan Hawke
16:54 / 16.10.03
Are those sprouts?
 
 
Papess
16:56 / 16.10.03
You betcha Todd, and jalapeno havarti on top!
 
 
Ganesh
16:57 / 16.10.03
Was the Purple Horse the club you could only get to by swimming?
 
 
Ethan Hawke
17:01 / 16.10.03
I haven't been there yet. I think Flux and I are going this weekend. I'm pretty sure it's in Flushing, though, so unless there's a moat, no.
 
 
Papess
17:38 / 16.10.03
I go through all this trouble to make a waffleburger and you guys are talking about purple horses...I tell ya, no appreciation...such a shame.


*shakes head*
 
 
Ethan Hawke
17:48 / 16.10.03
okay.

*sigh*

Tell us more about the waffle burger, May, because frankly, I'm afraid it might be a veggie burger what with the sprouts and your fancy cheese and all. How did it taste, would you do it again, etc.
 
 
Papess
18:03 / 16.10.03
Veggie burger? I am insulted. Yeesh...a little bit of sprouts and the big hairy meat eaters are all squimish.


It tasted great...and yes, yes I would do it again.
 
 
Baz Auckland
18:03 / 16.10.03
How do you fit it in your mouth? Or is it just a close up picture?
 
 
Papess
18:04 / 16.10.03
I can unhinge my jaw slighty.
 
 
gotham island fae
18:12 / 16.10.03
Like a snake, May?

Cool.
 
 
Papess
18:14 / 16.10.03
It's useful. But, please! The waffleburger!

It's just gonna get cold.
 
 
Papess
18:16 / 16.10.03
The waffle burger is made out of purple horse meat, Todd.
 
 
gotham island fae
18:27 / 16.10.03
And I assume no muffins, hedgehogs or fruits were harmed in anyway during the preparation of said waffle burger?

Wait, is jalapeno a fruit?

And 'purple horse meat' sounds suspiciously like some slang for egg-plant...
 
 
Papess
18:36 / 16.10.03
jalapenos are peppers and if peppers are fruit I suppose that jalapenos are too.

I ate a muffin for breakfast.

eggplant? does one use seeds to grow an eggplant?

There is a thelemic joke in there somewhere.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
18:36 / 16.10.03
That would be "purple sweater meat", Fae.

Haw! Haw!
 
 
gotham island fae
18:47 / 16.10.03
Is it a knit sweater, Q? How do you knit meat? I wonder if the BWI ladies would know...
 
 
gotham island fae
18:50 / 16.10.03
Do you pick up knitting in the Barbelith Women's Institute, Trix?
I hear they're a fine group of ladies, they are. And they offer cake.
Mmmm.
 
  

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