Yeah, but Jesus is vulnerable to nails, spiky headwear, spears jabbed in the side... I bet the poor bastard can't walk past a hardware store without getting a little spooked.
Dude! He CAME BACK! He was like, "Ow, man, you're destroying my mortal form... Lucky I've got this COSMIC LIGHT BODY!"
Haven't you ever seen Jesus Christ Superstar?
This thread makes me wonder what Bizarro Jesus would be like...
Jesus vs. Superman though why would they fight I can't see it happening unless it was one of those "who is this guy with superpowers I better beat the crap out of him" situations which is more of a Marvel/DC thing not a DC/New Testament thing.