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Pissing In The Shower.

 
  

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Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
23:59 / 13.08.03
It seems to me that the general concensus is that pissing in the shower is A Bad Thing.

From that overly ebullient woman off Big Brother to the guy next to you in the swimming baths changing area, everyone seems to have this almost elemental belief that there's something unthinkable about allowing your bladder to void itself whilst in the shower.

Why?

I mean, speaking as a man, when I urinate into a standard toilet I'm inevitably going to cause a certain, tiny amount of localized contamination outside of the toilet bowl 'target area', which is usually an absorbent breeding ground for all manner of bacteria.

When I'm in the shower, however, the effluvium is immediately and effectively washed away into the very same drains that would be employed had a toilet been used, but without any radius of local spoilation.

I propose that for urinatory purposes only, we do away with the toilet and employ a shower-only policy, especially for male pissers - what you say?
 
 
Spatula Clarke
01:25 / 14.08.03
Could make things a little messy for those of us who prefer baths.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:27 / 14.08.03
Or for those of us who drink heavily- rushing home from the pub for a shower eight times in a night seems a bit weird.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:33 / 14.08.03
I once tried pissing in a shower...but the bridesmaids kicked the crap out of me.

If its your shower: Have a blast...Ff it's my shower: Thats MY turf and only I may mark it.
 
 
A
01:42 / 14.08.03
Killing two birds with one stone is a good thing indeed.

Also, according to some interview with Madonna I read once, pissing on your feet is good for Athlete's Foot. I don't know why Madonna was talking about this, nor do I have Athlete's Foot, but, still, it's good to know.

My cat pisses in the bathtub, too.
 
 
—| x |—
05:12 / 14.08.03
"Have a blast..."

oh keggers of the dry wit!
 
 
Lilly Nowhere Late
05:40 / 14.08.03
Sorry Stoatie, but I like the idea of you having eight showers a night.

As far as pissing in the showers at your local swimming pool changing
room; I doubt the water is hot enough to irradicate whatever bacteria you
spread by pissing there. Just think- do you want to be standing where
the bloke before you just pissed?

I think bath peeing is supposed to be good for the skin. Then there are
celebs like Jane Seymour who drink their own piss.

I know that some folks here like to pee on bus stops.

I just wanna pee left alone.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
05:42 / 14.08.03
Then there are
celebs like Jane Seymour who drink their own piss.


And of course, Hattie Jacques used to eat her own poo.
 
 
illmatic
06:33 / 14.08.03
Actually can anyone confirm for me that piss is actually sterile (ie. no bacteria, I'm well aware that it can't get you pregnant)? I thought this was because of all the acid in it. I've read somewhere about soldiers pissing on wounds to sterlise them. Hmm, maybe I should buy that Re:Search Guide to Bodily Fluids after all.
 
 
Old brown-eye is back
07:54 / 14.08.03
Hattie Jacques used to eat her own poo?
 
 
Hattie's Kitchen
08:08 / 14.08.03
Oh yes she did, she was a big influence on me as you can see from my name...
 
 
hanabius yamamura
12:57 / 14.08.03
... why would anyone eat their own ( or any type, for that matter ) shit ?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
13:04 / 14.08.03
You are all so wrong in the head.
 
 
Old brown-eye is back
13:10 / 14.08.03
There's no way Hattie Jacques eat her own poo. Sid James' maybe, but not her own.
 
 
Hattie's Kitchen
13:12 / 14.08.03
I'm afraid to say she did indeed eat her own poo, not for dietary purposes, but just because she was a bit barmy, you see.
 
 
hanabius yamamura
13:14 / 14.08.03
... personally, i'd have to be more than a 'bit barmy' before i started eating my own arse jam ... lots more ...
 
 
Hattie's Kitchen
13:14 / 14.08.03
No offence to scat-munchers, by the way. She suffered dementia toward the end of her life and started eating her own poo...
 
 
Linus Dunce
13:16 / 14.08.03
No, I still don't believe it. Sources!
 
 
Mr Messy
13:24 / 14.08.03
arse jam is just such a horrible turn of phrase.

please stop
 
 
hanabius yamamura
13:27 / 14.08.03
apologies
 
 
Ganesh
13:32 / 14.08.03
Bacteria schmacteria. Urine's relatively safe - to the urinator, anyway. Piss where y'like.
 
 
Old brown-eye is back
13:39 / 14.08.03
......shall be the whole of the law.
 
 
Saint Keggers
14:28 / 14.08.03
(chuckle)


A few years back some minners survived being trapped for something like 4 weeks by drinking their urine. Nasa is studing ways to recycles human waste for long voyages... we truelly are what we eat.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
14:33 / 14.08.03
Sid James' maybe

Carry On Rimming?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
14:38 / 14.08.03
Pissing in the shower, shitting in the kitchen sink, wanking on your flatmates' pillows. We've all done it, haven't we lads? Anyone who says otherwise is a self-loathing self-righteous middle class ninny who's in denial.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
14:56 / 14.08.03
... vomiting in the pants drawer, raping stuffed animals, hiding a corpse in your flatmate's cupboard, everyone's got a little quirk, haven't they? And if not, why not?
 
 
Old brown-eye is back
15:04 / 14.08.03
Directed by Pasolini - Carry On into the Circle of Shit

I'd buy that for a dollar.
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
15:15 / 14.08.03
I know that Charlie Hawtrey drank until his legs fell off... I think he bathed as opposed to showered, so he probably pissed in the bath after that.
 
 
grant
15:43 / 14.08.03
Urine is nitrogenous waste. Boil it, and you'll get ammonia. Or so I've read.
 
 
Not Here Still
16:58 / 14.08.03
I was once pissed on in a shower...

Shit, am I typing that?
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
06:25 / 15.08.03
I hope it wasn't in the public swimming baths, Not Me Again.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
08:42 / 15.08.03
Why is this thread acquiring a Carry On/coprophilia theme? How do people know so much about the toilet habits of the Carry On cast? What next - Barbara Windsor sculpts with her earwax?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
10:08 / 15.08.03
hiding a corpse in your flatmate's cupboard

Shit, I thought that was just a very passive stalker/groupie. I guess the slightly better personal hygiene than average should have been the clue...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:04 / 15.08.03
Sorry, that's where I draw the line. I'll only ever use my own cupboard. (But boy, how I wish for a patio.) BTW... anyone know a good plumber... my sink's blocked again!
 
 
Not Here Still
16:26 / 15.08.03
Nah, it wasn't, it was a private house.

I also once urinated in a plant pot in the Colombo Hilton at 4am (long story, but I was on my own that time.) Is that worse than peeing on teh carpet?
 
  

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