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Jack Fear

  
  

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Mourne Kransky
09:56 / 01.08.03
There once was a chap, name of Fear
Whose virtual presence was dear
To barbelites all
Who would then caterwaul
When Fear’s disappearance seemed clear

Oft, he seemed to have gone
From him posts were there none
BioK9 expressed his unease
When, from skull-festooned throne
Came Fear’s Eastwoodesque groan
Like a bear being bitten by fleas
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
10:16 / 01.08.03
grockles

That's a Cornish word. You can't have it.
 
 
Sax
11:33 / 01.08.03
I know why Jack Fear hasn't been round here much lately. Jack Fear's been sitting at home writing oodles and oodles of Epic submissions.

Oh yes he has.

He's done Paste Pot Pete: Year One, he's working on Rocks Off: How Benjamin J Grimm lost his virginity, he's just completed I Am Rhino! and he's having a bit of trouble with The Frightful Four Fight Back.

And don't let him tell you otherwise.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:40 / 01.08.03
At 14:54, CCTV caught a man matching the description of Mr Fear (only greyer, obiously, and moving in a more jerky manner) walking towards the counter of a fastfood outlet. The tape ran out while he was (according to lipreading experts) arguing about condiments.

The next tape begins at 14:59. There is very little movement apparent, other than a Cheshire Cat Grin which has obviously been left behind by a customer. An employee is seen to attempt to retrieve said grin from next to Cheery Meal (TM) wastage.

All else is static.
 
 
rizla mission
11:47 / 01.08.03
That's a Cornish word. You can't have it

we say it here in Wales too..
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
12:03 / 01.08.03
Cheek! Just because we Kerns nipped up to Wales and kicked your close-harmony-singing backsides with our combine-harvester-and-cream-tea manliness, that doesn't give you the right to appropriate our words. Give it back, or we'll be up there with diminished cod-stocks and highbrow conceptual art to give you a thrashing.
 
 
Saveloy
12:15 / 01.08.03
Ha, we use it here in Hampshire too! Stick that up yon withered pizzle!

That Isle of Wight comedian I mentioned - he's called Marek Larwood, and he's done time in Wales too. Now I've recommended him, you'll all go and see him and he'll suddenly be shit, and I'll have to go "but he was much better than that before!" and no one will believe me. Don't look for his home site, it's a bit rubbish. But his stand-up is ace (or it was).
 
 
Quantum
12:40 / 01.08.03
You only use it here in Hampshire because the island used to be part of the same county- now seceded thank goodness. The Welsh must have got it from the Cornies who stole it from US, baby, US!
I myself am only an adopted islander (born in Wimbledon), but fiercely proud nonetheless. Did you know Haile Selassie (emperor of Abyssinia and rastafarian icon) visited my home town of Ventnor? He said it was lovely and he was made very welcome. Bless.

Grockle is a fine word and clearly the product of inbreeding.
 
 
Quantum
12:49 / 01.08.03
Born in Norwich, brought up in Wales the Isle of Wight, (Marek Larwood's bio from the link)
Poor chap, he had no chance really. I bet he has relatives in cornwall.
 
 
ScannerDarkly
06:38 / 12.12.03
Every post I have read of "jack Fear"'s has left me with the impression that he/she is a self-important dickwad. Pretentious attitude and know-more-than-thou-ness really makes what should be to me a fictional character an irritant.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
07:59 / 12.12.03
Well, I hope reviving this thread to tell us that important information has relieved your feelings.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
08:51 / 12.12.03
Great first post ScannerDarkly! Welcome to Barbelith! I hope you feel right at home! We really appreciate your contribution to the board so far!

Tsk. Haters.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
12:52 / 12.12.03
Every post I have read of "scannerDarkly"'s has left me with the impression that people in glass houses, etc., etc.
 
 
Sax
12:56 / 12.12.03
Every post I have read of E. Randy Dupre's has left me with the impression that Great Britain should have no part of the so-called "European Army".
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
13:08 / 12.12.03
Every post I have read of Hessian Sax's has left me with the impression that salmon quiche is a dish best stirred with a nail.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
13:08 / 12.12.03
Every post I have read of "hessian Sax"'s has left me with the impression that Les Dennis did of Mavis what was on Coronation Street.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
13:12 / 12.12.03
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were being surreal.
 
 
ScannerDarkly
05:43 / 13.12.03
thanks for the sarcasm guys and gals

i know it sounds like i'm just flaming old Jack but seriously, i enjoy the boards and am just reporting on a first impression. probably assholish of me to first post in such a way but i was a bit peeved at what i read (which wasn't a whole lot i admit). i have since checked out jack's home page and realized he's someone apparently striving for the truth in his own way so forgive my dickwadishness in a first post. i learn something from everyone on the boards every day. thanks.
 
 
Alpha Beth
08:11 / 13.12.03
ah and the striving is where each of us goes astray, i'd say

but then, i'm a retard
 
 
Jack Fear
11:18 / 13.12.03
I'm still laughing over Scanner's assertion that I "should be to [hir] a fictional character".

Solipsism is great! Everyone should try it!
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
13:10 / 13.12.03
This melon is three hours from everywhere.
 
  

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