How on earth could I chose between NINJAS and PIRATES?!?!

If I had to, I suppose the TRI-CORNER hats would win me over. And the PARROTS, of course.

Actually, one of your number tempted me on here...

And I have been lurking...

I come from Sarf London, and very nice it is too thank you very much

Lurid Archive

11:00 / 31.07.03

If you invite someone here, does that mean you get another ass-candling to keep your newbie company? You know, as a reward?

Tryphena Absent

11:03 / 31.07.03

God, another one. That's so dirty, this place is being taken over by those freaks who live South of the River. I blame Bear, it's always his fault!

Bear

11:11 / 31.07.03

Pfff south rulez...nothing quite like the greyness of Vauxhall!

Fuck it I just got nailed for using the net too much means I know have to pretend to work for a few days...bye bye Barelith..

Unencumbered

12:00 / 31.07.03

Bear: salvation comes in the form of Ghostzilla (www.ghostzilla.com), assuming you can download and install software on your work machine, and assuming it's a PC running Windows. It'll allow you to browse while appearing to still be hard at work and you can make it vanish completely and instantly without any telltale alt-tabbing.

Bear

12:10 / 31.07.03

I tried this before but it didn't work it is now, not quite perfect due to the software I use but it looks better than the huge orange barbelith logo - nice one Unencumbered

Bear

13:17 / 31.07.03

Dude how cool is that mouse moving deal - hide and then a quick left right to get it back - hours of fun!

pomegranate

13:24 / 31.07.03

illmatic--to answer yr question, yes.

_pin

09:34 / 01.08.03

Payday!

Boy In Da Corner will be mine! Tho irritatingly, The Gossip isn't on sale on the island or that would be mine too...

Payday!

In answer to the question, I'm counting my money, wondering why resturants and, more importantly, AIRLINES don't take money out of my accoutn as soon as fucking possible, the stupid fucks, and I'm emailing some gig promotors saying I can't go. Arse-de-arse.

Rage

09:36 / 01.08.03

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

09:46 / 01.08.03

God! Payday! That's so not fair! I got paid a week ago and now have three and a bit weeks to wait, with a hundred quid to keep me in booze. And food. And I intend to go and see Pirates of the Caribbean and Goodbye Lenin at some point too. Plus comics.

I may have to get into organised crime. Or possibly just crime. The 'organised' bit just ain't me. Otherwise I wouldn't be this skint this close to the start of the month.

I'm scaling down my ambitions. I've given up on any hope of seeing Killing Joke in a fortnight. *sob*

Mr Messy

09:51 / 01.08.03

Who was that who said "Crime doesn't pay."?

Do they know something we don't?

Maybe you could team up with Illmatic who I believe is also looking for ways to up his income. I'd join in, but I've no balaclava.

_pin

10:00 / 01.08.03

Oh, I got paid last week too. And next week. I get paid WEEKLY. This makes me a god among mortals.

And don't elt is be said I don't look after my flock: Here's Needledick declaring that Pride was calculated to offend Tony "I shoot to kill and I'd do it again" Martin. It's literally overflowing with fun- bring a plate, have a feast.

Smoothly

10:06 / 01.08.03

I leave the 'Lith for a couple of weeks and come back to find it's all gone boycore. And Rage is back; Jack Fear too (and he hates people I had no idea he hated). And there's talk of trolls and evil twins....
plus ca change...

Anyway, good morning Barbelith. I'm up for this life of crime lark, by the way. And I don't think we need lower our aspirations - to be deemed an organised criminal, you only have to be as organised than the police, you know.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

10:09 / 01.08.03

Ahhh... thank you. Someone else has been reading the Sun while I've not been at work. And I SO wanted to read Littlejohn this week, but didn't want him to turn up on my favourites if ever I was raided!

You know, I couldn't make him up.

And if I could, I'd like to think I wouldn't.

D'ya reckon if I got Littlejohn and Bushell in a ring duking it out, we'd be able to sell tickets? (You'd get half, pin, I swear.) And if there wasn't any conclusion after three rounds, pitch invasions were actively encouraged?

...what, not even if we provided weapons?

Kit-Cat Club

10:09 / 01.08.03

Oh, pin, I was in a reasonably good mood until I read that...

Tryphena Absent

10:21 / 01.08.03

It's very sick! Tony Martin is like such a fucking weirdo.

Mr Messy

10:49 / 01.08.03

I would rather sell my backside in a Bangkok bordello.

I really didn't need to read that.

Mr Messy

10:54 / 01.08.03

I would rather sell my backside in a Bangkok bordello.

I really didn't need to read that.

Mr Messy

10:56 / 01.08.03

In fact, the disturbance to my brain was such that i got caught in some kind of feedback 'neurons.. won't stop... firing' type seizure.

Nasty.

illmatic

11:12 / 01.08.03

I would rather sell my backside in a Bangkok bordello.

Well, here it is again, just in case. Sounds like a lot of fun actually.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

11:24 / 01.08.03

At the risk of sounding overly moderate, I would have to point out that it depends entirely on which Bangkok bordello.

Oh yeah, and Martin IS a fucking weirdo. But that's neither here nor there. What IS important is he shot a guy in the back with an illegal... yes, illegal... gun. Had he been perfectly 'normal' that would still be the fact of the matter.

Many of the laws we have in the UK with which I agree involve guns and cars.

Yeah, the guy suing him is taking the piss... but I'd like to hope (vainly) our judicial system would chuck that out too.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

11:26 / 01.08.03

Oops. Sorry. Forgot I was in the Conversation. Am very drunk. Please ignore me (though not in a button-pushing way).

Tryphena Absent

12:03 / 01.08.03

No, no, very good points and I agree with all of them. Though I really don't think anyone who shoots anyone in the back in a non-combat situation is normal.

The Strobe

12:09 / 01.08.03

I appear to be hitting "r" for "abort, retry, fail" about twenty billion times. In between the usual idle net surfing, fixing other laptops, carrying things. Etc.

Cherry Bomb

12:48 / 01.08.03

Hello! I'm going to try and teach in a minute. Think I can make it 'til 8:30??

Our Lady of The Two Towers

13:24 / 01.08.03

In the Daily Mail today Tony Martin says he doesn't regret shooting Fred but does regret that he dies. Which suggests that in future he be armed with a water pistol or a pop-gun. Anyway, I've made a mental note to stay away from the Sun tomorrow, like I need an excuse, as Jeremy 'Borecar' Clarkson will be talking about how disgusting it is that two gay cops could hold hands at pride while two heterosexual cops couldn't hold hands on the beat. I already can just tell he's taking the incident if it did happen out of context so he could bitch about it.

that

15:14 / 01.08.03

The fence in the back garden has a slat that's slipped sideways so now my two dogs, god love 'em, are trying to kill next door's fucking Shih-Tzu (fucking Shih-Tzus) who is trying to kill them back. And it's so goddamned noisy and worrying and I'm exhausted and can't do anything about it atm because I have no fence fixing skills. And so the puppy whinges constantly (at ear-shattering volume - it's his talent) about not being allowed out to kill next door's dog and then scratches the crap out of me, all friendly-like, to get my attention, when I'm trying to work. It's been going on all day.

This is why I am never, ever, evereverevereverever having kids.

(Oh, all right. It's only one of the many, many reasons I'm never having kids.)

that

17:45 / 02.08.03

I am joyful. Rapid cycling makes for such an interesting life. Oh, how I love being disgustingly annoyingly loud and hyper one moment and then crashing and burning into a suicidal depression. Way-fucking-hey. Love it, love it, I really do.

Oh dear god.

that

17:50 / 02.08.03

In case you couldn't tell, that joyful comment was a gigantic fucking lie. Sorry for the triple post.

Bleh.

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