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Let Me Rename You

  
  

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deja_vroom
18:00 / 23.07.03
It was not really forbidden, you know. It was more like discretly frowned upon...
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
18:05 / 23.07.03
Done! Do you think I should be "el Q" or "l'Q"? Or is that sliding off the sleazy?
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
18:37 / 23.07.03
For Flowers:

Liberace Krunkenstein
Lt. Skillz
Odysseus J. Swank

For "Like Flux, only more so":

Stevie Dubplate
S. Chunk Fitzgerald
Jackpot Bitch

for Rhymes With Tracy/Betty Woo:

Jennifer Leather
Phantasee Weekendzz
Stylee Minogue
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
18:49 / 23.07.03
Stevie Dubplate it is.

That is just so joycore!
 
 
Whisky Priestess
19:22 / 23.07.03
So, so tempting to become Jackpot Bitch ... but not tempting enough.
 
 
diz
20:10 / 23.07.03
i [heart] this thread.

please, O Flux, to the naming with thee!
 
 
Shrug
20:21 / 23.07.03
Adopt a name:

Typhoid Marley

Clandestine Fandango

Mob Rule Nihilism

Thanks for the suggestions. Yay!
 
 
Mazarine
20:26 / 23.07.03
I give. Do me, when you get a sec.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
20:55 / 23.07.03
for Dizfactor:

The Black Jeezus
Herr Astronaut
The Sexiest Congressman

for Mazarine:

Casanova Bitchslap
Mary J. Blige
Jacuzzi Rasputin
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
21:15 / 23.07.03
I don't want to change my name, but have a few kicking around.

Sir Fopling Flutter
Caustic Soda
Miss Peabody (Gym)
Frothy and Idle

Slightly different flavour from Flux's, I fear... Haus's recent expostulation would make a good one, too:

Spunk on my shins

And, for the Flanders and Swann aficionado in you,

Flutter on your Bottom
 
 
Whisky Priestess
21:52 / 23.07.03
Won't somebody please ...

Think of the Children
Seventies Lino
The Duke of Ladyboy
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
23:34 / 23.07.03
Mary J. Blige

Shouldn't that be "Mary O. Blige"?
 
 
RadJose
00:02 / 24.07.03
rename radjose? go for it... in some way i'll always use and remember them... but how can you improve on RadJose? give it yr best shot Fluxy!
 
 
I, Libertine
00:07 / 24.07.03

"Give it to me baby! Confess! Gimme the rest! Take! Take!

Take! Take! Take! Take! Take!"

C'mon, gimme what I got coming. I've already been renamed by you, Flux. I started out on the 'Lith as "Solemn Avalanche," but you informed me that only one 'Lither could have a Pavement-inspired Suit. I believed you.

I believed you!!

Whatcha got for me now, NYC Man?
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:33 / 24.07.03
Damn if these names are sounding like some kickass cartoon villains!
 
 
Maygan
02:18 / 24.07.03
Yessssssssssssssssssss, pleaseeeeeeeeeeee, renameeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeeeeee...............
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
02:41 / 24.07.03
I've been appointed Flux's deputy namer. Maygan, you can choose between

-Radio Free (Insert name of rundown Industrial town in your area--for me it would be Bridgeport, for instance).
-Hellappraiser
-Harts'n'Mines

Please let us know which you prefer so we can put the rest back in the pool.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
02:44 / 24.07.03
Libertine, I am also an NYCMan who can bring the sleazy, so I feel qualified to offer you:

-The Whole Fox
-Faucault's Pudendum
-Thirty Ought Six
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
02:46 / 24.07.03
RadJose is pretty cool--like my name, it is already so HOTT. But how about "Extremely Subtle"?
 
 
aus
02:47 / 24.07.03
Champ sounds too much like "chump" or "chimp". Anyway, it might make me seem arrogant or something like that. It also tends to crease easily.

Flava King is too gender-specific. What if I decided to convince some newbie that I was a girl? Anyway, I'd feel uncomfortable with the "King" title, being an anarchist and all, you know?

Mountain Dude would be a possibility if I was a mountain dude. However, it's too similar to "mountain bike", a fad contraption that I believe is inferior to the touring bike (you know, the thing with the inch-wide tyres and 28 inch diameter wheels). Well, inferior for riding on the road, anyway. Also, the term "dude" is something I'd call other people but I wouldn't call myself, dude.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
02:48 / 24.07.03
Bitchykitty coule be "I ain't wearin' any underwear!"


I should add at this point that I'm on a bit of a roll here and Flux overrides me on any suggestions.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
02:51 / 24.07.03
aus, thou art:

-Kinderhook Mook
-The Professional, or
-Brings Flava
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
02:55 / 24.07.03
Aus, I really think that Champ suits you really well. Please reconsider.

For Radjose (which is a pretty decent name already, as The Q says):

Robo Soulpatch
Abraham Lapdance
Virgil Foxxx

For Libertine Hockshop:

$himmy Dollar$ign$
Odin Fresh
Victor Gin

For Maygan:

Pattycake
Mimosa Fireball
Princess Sparkle
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
02:59 / 24.07.03
Jade, did you ever get get a name you liked? Howzabout "Hector"?
 
 
Laughing
03:27 / 24.07.03
We are Flux. We are many. We are HOTT.

I'd like a new name too please please please.

I was going to rechristen myself Easily Suede but I'll take any other suggestions into careful consideration.
 
 
bio k9
05:13 / 24.07.03
Bring it.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
06:37 / 24.07.03
laughing, wouldn't E. Sleeper Suedehead be more punny?

Bio k9, you are:
A) The Badger (or Badger k9)
B) Hard Candy
C) Roadhouse
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
06:37 / 24.07.03
I know I am now honour bound to keep this name for at least one month, but are we allowed to append the name, or has it to remain in its original, pure form?

BTW - I'm taking quite a shine to my new moniker. The words 'deed poll' spring immediately to mind. Imagine receiving post addressed to 'Stevie Joycore Dubplate'.

HOTT or wot?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
07:11 / 24.07.03
Flowers *must* become Liberace Krunkenstein.
 
 
illmatic
07:36 / 24.07.03
I think all these names sound too much like a cross beween the Wu Tang Clan and a porno chatboard. Get original people. I'm changing mine back in protest.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
08:47 / 24.07.03
What, like "Queen Of Puddings" and "Foucault's Pudendum"?

hmmm.

For Bob's sake sack Mu and get with the rename-a-thon
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
09:15 / 24.07.03
Bio K9 - your name is already too HOTT. I cannot honorably offer you another name.

Stevie Dubplate - I think the names should be kept in their pure form. I'm just getting tired of seeing too many pointlessly long names that lack an internal logic.

Flyboy is right about Liberace Krunkenstein.

For Laughing:

Einstein Pimpstrut
Little Boy Werewolf
Senor Menudo

For Mu:

Crest Fandango
Speedy Booya
Danny Trash-Talk
 
 
bitchiekittie
09:51 / 24.07.03
I'll take this one for a while. then it's off to earthakittie (oooh how I love to sing some of those wicked songs), and I've always been jealous of that "kitandcaboodle", but still I'd feel like a thief so I'll just pretend.

feeling guilty for not contributing, but cleverness decided not to make a visit and continues its ceaseless evasion.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
10:20 / 24.07.03
Danny Trash Talk, eh? Mmm, maybe. Not really up there with Liberace Krunkenstein though. I might yet go for Queen of Puddings.
 
 
deja_vroom
11:23 / 24.07.03
The mighty Q: I'm scanning this thread to find something. I'll keep the "Jade", though, for identification purposes. Expect the unexpected!
 
  

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