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Let Me Rename You

 
  

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Tryphena Absent
11:31 / 24.07.03
Does anyone else think this is Flux's sneaky and underhand way of trying to create boardwide chaos? Suddenly no one will know who anyone else is. People who have been friends for years will engage in slanging matches and hate each other. Barbelith will be, for want of a better word, paralysed. Paralysed in its own gruesome, argumentative streak.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
11:43 / 24.07.03
No, Anna. This is my way of making Barbelith a slightly sexier, more Joycore place. Out with the borecore! Kill the borecore infidels!

Jade: May I recommend Dr. Jade Sharko?
 
 
I, Libertine
11:57 / 24.07.03

I feel reborn. It's like trading all your blood out for new, clean blood. Mercy me, Daddy.

"Take! Take! Take! Take! Take!"
 
 
Morlock - groupie for hire
12:50 / 24.07.03
Christ, this is like watching 3-card monty in about a dozen different spatial dimensions.

Bang goes my feeble grip on yr barbebodies.

aus, how about Flava Royale? Just a thought, cheese optional.
 
 
Old brown-eye is back
12:55 / 24.07.03
Bollocks. This is a way of trying to make everyone sound like a wackily-named but rubbish indie band.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
13:06 / 24.07.03
Shapeshifters: GET YR DAMN HANDS OF MY MICROPHONE

How many times do I fucking need to tell you?
 
 
deja_vroom
13:25 / 24.07.03
1) Dr. Jade Sharko it will be, for a while, then. I don't owe you any money, do I?

2) (I'm planning to shout this "Shapeshifters: GET YR DAMN HANDS OF MY MICROPHONE" live onstage in my next gig, 'cos it sounds so wacko... Care to tell the outsiders what's this private joke all about, Flux? PM me, if so. INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!)
 
 
Old brown-eye is back
13:39 / 24.07.03
Bankjob Uncle
Your mum, your dad, your aunt, your fucking gran
Uber-Flump
Little wonky, little wonky on a Dusty Springfield
The Grandad Shift
The Devotee
Crack Whore Diva
Whoops! (Manifesto crease)
Ragged Moo
Snazzy Fists
Mumps almighty!
Jesus' crust.
 
 
deja_vroom
13:47 / 24.07.03
Pop! Went the Clit
Jeebus Crow
Tyrone, The Vulcan
Skataplaz
 
 
Old brown-eye is back
15:19 / 24.07.03
Non-sequiter alumni franchise
Yankee Doodle Bastard
Toolbox
Where's the beef?
Can you tell what it is yet?
Know your rolls and shut your mouse
Never under-estimate the power of a woman with a French manicure and a Harvard Law Degree (slight return)
Isis? What Isis?
 
 
spidermonkey
15:37 / 24.07.03
Rename me please...........
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
15:45 / 24.07.03
Here are three names for spidermonkey:

Arcade Sizzler
Predacon 1
Hipster Voyeur

(I'd happily take any of these, but I'm too into recognition...)
 
 
diz
15:58 / 24.07.03
Barbelith will be, for want of a better word, paralysed

is Barbelith dying?
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
16:16 / 24.07.03
I recommend Arcade Sizzler for spidermonkey.

There are some really hott names which haven't been claimed just yet - I'd hate to see names like Mr. Vice President, Money Shot, Jackpot Bitch, and $himmy Dollar$ign$ go to waste.
 
 
lolita nation
16:32 / 24.07.03
I think all these names sound too much like a cross beween the Wu Tang Clan and a porno chatboard. Get original people. I'm changing mine back in protest.

For some reason, I have absolutely no problem with that.

Anyone take Stylee Minogue yet?
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
17:11 / 24.07.03
You know what? I think you should just take Stylee Minogue, Lolita.

In the name game, snoozin' = losin'
 
 
The Natural Way
17:33 / 24.07.03
No way anyone's renaming me. I'm very happy with my name.

I am fuckpig.

Ouururgh.
 
 
deja_vroom
17:44 / 24.07.03
Yeah, but you know that it's the "Ouuruurooargh" part that makes it special, don't you?
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
18:04 / 24.07.03
OK, I went with it.

Identity crisis. Who am I?
 
 
Shrug
18:11 / 24.07.03
I don't Care Bear

Fuckpig: Ouraoooghhhh lol
 
 
diz
19:15 / 24.07.03
Anyone take Stylee Minogue yet?

not as far as i know, but i'm tempted.

Money Shot, you should become Money $hot.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
19:21 / 24.07.03
Yes, good idea.

My, I'm being very $heepi$h today.
 
 
diz
19:38 / 24.07.03
OK, i assimilated Stylee into the Black Jeezus collective...
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
19:41 / 24.07.03
NO. You have The Black Jeezus.

Stylee Minogue belongs to Lolita Nation now.

Give it up, man.
 
 
sTe
19:54 / 24.07.03
Where's King Bob ?

or did I miss them already....
 
 
Char Aina
21:44 / 24.07.03
alright.

i'm game.

just to see what you would call me, mind.


i'm unlikely to change.
 
 
lolita nation
21:48 / 24.07.03
yeah, stylee minogue sounds better on its own. don't it?
 
 
Laughing
22:20 / 24.07.03
Mmmmm ... my new name makes me feel so free. So horribly, horribly free.

I am not a shapeshifter.
 
 
bio k9
22:56 / 24.07.03
Toksik (or anyone else):

Saltlick Sam
Hubba Bubba Bubblebutt
Paul Newman's Own Strawberry Flavored Sex Lubricant
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
23:02 / 24.07.03

Paul Newman's Own Strawberry Flavored Sex Lubricant
is a winner. You should take it, Toksik.
 
 
Baz Auckland
23:51 / 24.07.03
Me? (Something good, please. Barry could use a vacation)
 
 
Foust is SO authentic
02:30 / 25.07.03
And what of me?
 
 
diz
02:58 / 25.07.03
apologies to the artists formerly known as lolita nation and Flux for hogging the nu-skool name action.

i hereby renounce any tie to "Stylee Minogue" with groveling apologies...

~runs away~
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:36 / 25.07.03
Well Ive been using my name since it was given to me and I find myself feeling like I belong in that animated movie Rock N Rule..anyone remember that? I saw it once when I was but a wee lad..and I really hope its as good as I recall it to be....

I'm also giving out the name Pillbox Shadowstomper to whomever wants it
 
 
gotham island fae
04:55 / 25.07.03
So Blessedly Agree with Flux's nomination of Paul Newman's Strawberry Flavored Sex Lubricant as a NU name. NOT that I have the least bit of vote.

Hey, FLUX=, which would you chooose?

Frater Fear
Fraternity Faerie
(Insert your choice here)

RENAME ME. >>even if i breake thee rulz??<<
 
  

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