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My friends Brian and Sara and I are going to CBGB's tonight. No clue who's playing. But I'd be up for a meetup at some point, especially if people are interested in hanging out in the Bowery.
Also, here's this if anybody's down:
You are invited to take part in MOB, the project that
creates an inexplicable mob of people in New York City
for ten minutes or less. Please forward this to other
people you know who might like to join.
MOB #7
FAQ
Q. Why would I want to join a stupid mob?
A. Tons of other people are doing it.
Q. Tons of stupid people.
A. Wait a second. Q, have you joined the mob
"backlash"?
Q. Yes, I have.
A. Why?
Q. Tons of other people are doing it. I read so in
the paper.
A. But Q, don't you see? That's why people join the
mob, too!
Q. Hey, you're right!
A. So why should we fight? Join forces with the tons
of people who are DOING the mob. Then there will be
MORE tons of people, and you will all be even more
right.
Q. Makes sense to me. I'm in.
A. Welcome back.
Q. Can the mob sing something?
A. Don't push it.
Q. Hey, wasn't the Mob Project going to take one
request?
A. Yes. Thanks to Operative "James" for contributing
the idea for MOB #7.
INSTRUCTIONS - MOB #7
Start time: Tuesday, August 26th, 7:24pm
Duration: 5 minutes
(1) At some point during the day on August 26th,
synchronize your watch to
http://www.time.gov/timezone.cgi?Eastern/d/-5/java/java.
(If that site doesn’t work for you, try
http://www.time.gov/timezone.cgi?Eastern/d/-5.)
(2) By 7:05 PM, based on the month of your birth,
please situate yourselves in the bars below. Buy a
drink and act casual. NOTE: if you are attending the
MOB with friends, you may all meet in the same bar, so
long as at least one of you has the correct birth
month for that bar.
January, February: McAnn's Bar & Grill, 3 W. 46th
St. (just west of 5th Ave.). Meet by the bar.
March, April: Fiddler's Green, 58 W. 48th St.
(between 5th and 6th Aves.). Meet by the bar.
May, June: Maggie's Place, 21 E. 47 St. (just
west of Madison Ave.). Meet by the bar.
July, August: Connolly's Bar & Restaurant, 14 E.
47th St. (between 5th & Madison Aves.). Meet in the
upstairs bar.
September, October: P.J. Moran's, 3 E. 48th St.
(just east of 5th Ave.). Meet by the bar.
November, December: Heartland Brewery, 1285 6th
Ave. (entrance on 51st St.). Meet by the bar.
(3) Then or soon thereafter, a MOB representative will
appear in the bar and will pass around further
instructions.
(4) In particular, the instructions will tell you when
to disperse. Make sure that two minutes after the
specified time, you are no longer at the mob site.
(5) Return to what you otherwise would have been
doing, and await instructions for MOB #8. |
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