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"Page one" really pisses me off.
As in, at work, new person or trainee makes mistake, older person or trainer tells them that something so simple would be found on "page one" of the imaginary booklet that teaches us all our job, eg. 'Did you use the duct tape on the wooden floor as a marker?' 'yes' 'well, it's left a mark on the floor now' 'sorry I didn't know it would' 'well, it's page one really'.
Fuck off you fat, opinionated, bitter, unhealthy, uncreative, dead-inside cock.
On one job I asked somebody for something that I needed, they tried to be funny, I was tired and said, look, I'm not in the mood, can you just get it for me, to which they said, I can make your job really difficult - I told him he couldn't as I was a trainee, and I was asking for this thing for the person training me, and that if you didn't get it, it would make his job difficult, not mine, and it would make himself look like the difficult prick he was being... he took humbrage for some reason. He would say "that's page one" to everything, except for the time that he placed a dimmer rack for a lighting rig on the floor and somebody kicked it, changing the settings and setting us back forty minutes while the technical folk tried to recreate the settings. He went very quiet at that point. |
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