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If there was a barbelith entrance exam, and we all were allowed and expected to submit only one question...

  
  

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Char Aina
19:51 / 21.06.03
what would it be?

please try to stick to one question, but feel free to ask exceptonally well worded ones that pull essays from peoples heads.


oh, and no 'discuss' nonsense.

please.






question #toksik

does anyone know the person inside your head, and if so, what do they think?
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
20:52 / 21.06.03
Will you give Solitaire Rose a pie if he allows you to join?
 
 
w1rebaby
20:54 / 21.06.03
Is Barbelith dying? (30 words or less, plus diagrams)
 
 
w1rebaby
21:44 / 21.06.03
 
 
Mazarine
22:28 / 21.06.03
What will you just not stand for?
 
 
—| x |—
00:54 / 22.06.03
What would you simply not sit for?

[and that's a sweet lookin' Venn there fridge x 3!]
 
 
Spatula Clarke
00:55 / 22.06.03
How many fingers am I holding up?
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
01:11 / 22.06.03
How many Coldwater Suplex releases do you have? And are they white labels?
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
01:13 / 22.06.03
who do you prefer, Groucho or Karl?
 
 
mixmage
01:33 / 22.06.03
How often is too often?
 
 
—| x |—
01:35 / 22.06.03
Hey, Rothkoid asked two questions--no fair!
 
 
Rev. Orr
01:44 / 22.06.03
Why should we let you breed?
 
 
Strange Machine Vs The Virus with Shoes
02:17 / 22.06.03
An onion is?

A) A vegetable.

B) A metaphorical example of the nature of life, the universe and everything.

C) A fish called Dave.

I like the old multiple-choice dilemma.
 
 
w1rebaby
02:27 / 22.06.03
surely, D) all three should be an option?
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
10:11 / 22.06.03
Tell us: by the act of reading the information contained in this question, which of the following questions would, if you had to answer it with only what you now know, cause you to answer in such a way that we would know as much as you about what you have gleaned from answering this one?
 
 
Ganesh
10:15 / 22.06.03
What should we do about the slappers?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
12:52 / 22.06.03
I was cold, I was naked. Were you there?
 
 
Ninjas make great pets
14:39 / 22.06.03
what are your credit card details and if you could just place a sample of your singature right here..?

thanks thats great. dont call us we'll call you
  
 
Aethelwine Jedi
15:02 / 22.06.03
Traditional pirates or space pirates?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
17:44 / 22.06.03
How much for a blow job?
 
 
bjacques
18:29 / 22.06.03
(struggling not to answer that with the next obvious question makes ny face contort like a Matrix resident being taken over by an Agent)

If Superman and Neo got into a fight, who would win? Show your work.
 
 
Cat Chant
20:39 / 22.06.03
Of the cultural products - comics, books, films, etc - of which you could be considered to have expert knowledge, name three that you feel enhance your status and three that you feel ashamed of.
 
 
Jub
10:14 / 23.06.03
One day Ha-Sho was walking through the temple when Gan-Si shouted "The moon is falling - the moon is falling". Ha-Sho was immediately enlightened and joined up to Barbelith - what makes you so fucking special?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:20 / 23.06.03
Multiple choice:

Who would win in a fight? (pick one pair of combatants)

a) Alexander Pope vs Pope Alexander

b) King Stephen vs Stephen King

c) Man 2 Man vs Man Parrish

(either show working, draw diagrams, or offer bribes)
 
 
The Falcon
11:17 / 23.06.03
"Why should I care ('cos you weren't there when I was scared)?

I was so alone."
 
 
Quantum
11:33 / 23.06.03
What's the most interesting thing you've ever done?
 
 
nedrichards is confused
12:53 / 23.06.03
Name three.
 
 
Mr Messy
13:16 / 23.06.03
Have you got the music in you?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
13:21 / 23.06.03
Are you or have you ever been an insomniac?
 
 
Jack Fear
13:26 / 23.06.03
If he says to you, "A dog has run away with your ear," would you run after the dog, or first look for your ear?
 
 
Rev. Orr
14:32 / 23.06.03
And could you be sure you heard him correctly?
 
 
Shrug
14:35 / 23.06.03
If you could pick a superpower what would it be? (be creative)

Or one of those cringesome interview questions that immediately beget lies, like "What would you bring to Barbelith?"
 
 
deja_vroom
17:08 / 23.06.03
So, is this *your* toe?
 
 
cusm
15:45 / 24.06.03
Pirate or Ninja?
 
 
No star here laces
16:44 / 24.06.03
Ever done anything interesting?

(buying things, watching things, listening to things, reading things, thinking about things do not count)
 
  

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