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Can't we all be Friendsters?

 
  

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Ariadne
11:06 / 14.08.03
I'm going to have to try this out. Tonight, tonight....
 
 
Tryphena Absent
11:08 / 14.08.03
When people use the word meatspace I think of cannibalism and all that lovely, lovely flesh to sink your teeth in to...
 
 
Bear
11:32 / 14.08.03
Have you been at the gin this morning?

Even the Onions getting onboard now -

 
 
Ariadne
13:13 / 14.08.03
In a friendster, many-connections sort of way, Cherry B, you should know that our colleague here in London is writing about it and has already found you. You cannot hide.
 
 
Ariadne
15:56 / 14.08.03
Well, I'm there now -- please by my friend, and email ariadne03@btopenworld.com

But actually, I'm not sure about it at all - so far I'm missing the point a bit. I don't want to put my real name or my photo up there, so it's going to be pretty much limited to Barbelith. And in that case, I might as well just stick to Barbelith, n'est-ce pas?
 
 
grant
13:32 / 18.08.03
A revolution is underway:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FriendsterRevolution

I think the Tube should be involved.

Oh, and someone *needs* to make a "Hogwarts Express" account to link the Harry Potter stuff to the mass transit stuff.
 
 
grant
17:24 / 18.08.03
Just so y'all know, from a recent email:

> on the yahoo site, they are using the term
> "muggles" for real people or the
> anti-fakesters. I don't remember clearly since
> I found them last night around
> 1 AM
>
 
 
El Gato Was Right: the t-shirt
04:57 / 19.08.03
I happen to be fond of this little Friendster alternative, which gives teenage emo kids a chance to show a little skin and make friends at the same time (yay): http://www.onlyundiesclub.com/

Brrrr...I...feel...so...dirty...yet...so...good.
 
 
Baz Auckland
06:09 / 19.08.03
That undies club is.... I think I am just at a loss for words...
 
 
Cherry Bomb
07:42 / 19.08.03
Oh my god, PLEASE someone make the Hogwarts express! I don't think I can handle three accounts...
 
 
Cherry Bomb
08:02 / 19.08.03
WAAAH!!!

Miss Piggy!

Pansy Parkinson!

6 Line!

f Train!

Harry!

Boy George!

And worst of all PROFESSOR SNAPE -

Gone, all gone!!!!!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
08:32 / 19.08.03
You're kidding me! That's appalling, I hate Friendster!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
08:38 / 19.08.03
Pansy, the Sorting Hat and Harry are gone. So is Ron Weasley but it's okay because Draco's still alive.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
12:56 / 19.08.03
To be honest, I can't blame the people at Friendster for wanting to delete some of the more obvious novelty 'users' there. (After all, we used to have them on Barbelith, but nobody does it anymore here...) I'm afraid it seems the plan is to kill 'em all - even poor hapless Rowling homages who never hurt a fly.

But it's not just the obviously fake Friendsters who've been excised. Vincent Gallo was thrown off too. His response to this is, intentionally or not, hilarious:

One again I'd like to make it clear: Vincent Gallo is on friendster not in the same way Bjork, Paris Hilton, or Johnny Depp were on friendster. Vincent Gallo is on Friendster as he BELIEVES Friendster is destined to become a colossal art project with no end; as opposed to a boring online dating service that¹s been proven to not function. Long live FRIENDSTER FOR ART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Auspiciously,

~ Vincent Gallo


And he's not the only one. What's fascinating to me about all this is that telling the real 'celebrities' from the fake ones only becomes difficult at a certain level of fame - in other words, Marie formerly of Kenickie and Jon from Comet Gain are pretty much guaranteed to be real, Tom Cruise is a fakester... But there are less obvious ones: Har Mar Superstar has been on there a while and it seems to be common knowledge that it's him, but it would be easy to fake; Princess Superstar is there under her real name and seems genuine; there's a couple of Kathleen Hannas who look more or less fake, but one could be real...
 
 
Tryphena Absent
13:27 / 19.08.03
Oh Flyboy, don't be so boring. Friendster is boring as fuck and only boring people find boring software entertaining without a little subversion thrown in. All you do is get connected to people and that's it! If you get kicks from being four people away from some ish-celebrity than that's great but I don't. Being a fakester is like a thousand times more fun and hysterically funny so get with the programme.

We need to fight this blatant discrimination and we need to do it now! Come on Barbelith, rally together, who's up for a mass influx of freedom fighters? I have first dibs on Emmeline Pankhurst and I'm going to suggest it to Revolution! WOO it would be so utterly ludicrous, hundreds of Mandela's and Martin Luther King's appearing!
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
13:34 / 19.08.03
Oh God, you're turning into Rage, aren't you?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
13:42 / 19.08.03
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. Maybe I'm right and maybe you're wrong boyo. Plus you know I don't go around trying to find out who's real
 
 
Baz Auckland
16:14 / 19.08.03
The cast of Degrassi High seems to be on there, and I can't decide if it's them or a fakester....
 
 
grant
16:19 / 19.08.03
I did link to a Fakester revolutionary group last page, I did.

Perhaps some of you should think about joining?
 
 
HCE
19:55 / 19.08.03
Now it's just a question of how obscure your fake ID has to be to elude detection by the authorities. Not particularly, I'd imagine.

Dibs on fake Haus.
 
 
grant
12:28 / 20.08.03
The revolution has a website: http://fakesters.netfirms.com/

I particularly like that Bat Boy is on the front page.
 
 
HCE
17:13 / 27.08.03
Twelve of you are in my network already. I find that rather eerie.
 
 
bitchiekittie
17:35 / 27.08.03
I need more friendsters, no fun is happening as of yet!

luckigrrl@excite.com

and the answer is: no, I have no shame.
 
 
Helmschmied
18:26 / 27.08.03
Well....anyone/everyone feel free to add me as a friend. gg76542b@yahoo.ca
 
 
straylight
05:13 / 28.08.03
I must admit to thinking the Fakesters were sort of tedious until I stumbled onto the Harry Potter and Buffy ones...though it's a bit of a letdown when whoever is posing as Giles can't form sentences properly. Anna, I was just admiring Tom Marvolo before stopping by Barbelith tonight and discovering that he is actually you, which seems mildly serendipitous...

Did anyone else stumble across Bam Margera? He turned up on my start page a couple of months ago - "Bam is in your personal network!" - and I figured at that level of "celebrity" they're probably real.

A couple of members of Trail of Dead are bouncing around as well, and a handful of comedians, a kid who used to have an MTV show in the early 90s, random indie rock folk using different names. I can't seem to stop being fascinated.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
08:10 / 28.08.03
Being Tom is far more fun than being myself on Friendster- I have 90 something friends and most of them are big fat fakes!
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
12:02 / 05.09.03
I've asked ten Justin Timberlakes to be my friendster. No word yet.
 
 
Hieronymus
20:53 / 05.09.03
I ditched my profile. Too damn bored with the whole thing.
 
 
bitchiekittie
02:05 / 06.09.03
friendster finally pays off!

today I got a message from an old friend, who I'm sorry I lost touch with, a few years after high school. hurrah!
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
03:48 / 06.09.03
I dare someone to sign up as Osama bin Laden. I double dog dare someone.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
04:01 / 06.09.03
Whoops. Too late. Still, they sort of chickened out, I think.
 
 
Rage
06:42 / 06.09.03
Maybe I'll suggest Warren as a friend for Grant. They'll love each other! Where's that Warren Ellis Fed My Cat Acid pic that Mordant made?
 
 
gridley
15:25 / 09.09.03
Oooh, friendstering! My email is gridley@shakethebaby.com if anyone wants to add me.

I'd add you only I'm shy...
 
 
Char Aina
19:54 / 24.09.03
y'all can add me if you like.

toksik
666
AT
hotmail
dot
com
 
 
Papess
20:24 / 24.09.03
Woohoo! I just joined. I am feeling all warm inside.

*huggles*

Add me if you wish - templegoddess@hotmail.com

 
  

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