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Jack Denfeld for King Mod !! King of Barbelith !

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Triplets

14:23 / 24.05.05

You're only King if I get to be Princess, from the Powerpuff Girls. With a gold powersuit and fake tits. Okay, you never saw that in the cartoons but you know her Daddy's money was good for it.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

03:03 / 27.05.05

I don't have enough self-esteem to be King, but I'd like to be mayor at some point. I have experience, since I was once the Mayor of Simpleton.

*submits resume and three letters of recommendation which all say that Solitaire Is Keen and Nifty!*

Saint Keggers

03:09 / 27.05.05

Bah! I just want to be GOD EMPEROR OF BARBELITH!

Spaniel

12:10 / 17.02.06

Just in case the newbies want to know who the boss is around here.

Spyder Todd 2008

22:54 / 17.02.06

Keggers, can I be your chosen prophet?

Mourne Kransky

23:24 / 17.02.06

Spyder, hate to be the bearer of bad tidings but there is no such thing as God Emperor of Barbelith. Tch... So, Keggers therefore, unlike the legal and rightful King of Barbelith, Jack I of the House of Penfold, is just insanely ambitious and living in Cloud Cuckoo Land.

He's a lovely chap though. Unlike snotty King Jack, who treats his subjects with disdain. But Jack's who you need to suck up to for a courtier's position. I know, I know: life's a bitch and then a chimney falls on you.

Spyder Todd 2008

15:17 / 18.02.06

Just because you don't believe in him, Xoc, doesn't mean he's not real. Sing praises to the name of the Most High! Hallelujah! Through Keggers we are saved!

Spaniel

15:49 / 18.02.06

No we really aren't.

Jack. Denfield. is. king. of. Barbelith

8===>Q: alyn

17:17 / 18.02.06

... says his band of loyal secret assassins. Watch your back, Spyder.

Jack Denfeld

18:16 / 18.02.06

I love my loyal band of secret assassins.

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18:23 / 18.02.06

Even though you don't know who they are. [wink]

Spyder Todd 2008

19:47 / 18.02.06

Wait a second… it all makes sense now! When you said ”I must have my Spyder”, you weren’t talking about me in a loving, affectionate way. You wanted me to be hunted down for some sort of sick human trophy! You bastard! I thought you loved me! But now I see it was just a ploy to lure me into a false sense of security. May the great Keggers smite you down, oh faux king! May your kingship be denied by the peoples. For this life is short, as is this kingdom. But the glory of Keggers is eternal!

Spaniel

20:04 / 18.02.06

I really don't understand this rubbish about Keggers and God-Emperorhood. It's just boring.

Spyder, stop being boring.

Saint Keggers

23:44 / 18.02.06

Oh Boboss, how I do find amusement in your naivete. I shall smite you with thunberbolts last.

Look, Kegboy, I stood up to that bully Jehovah and he backed off. Seductive and beguiling as you are, you're not going to win me away from fundamentalist position as an adherent of the Church of Bumfield. Be careful, Keggers, blasphemer, because Nobody Expects the Scottish Inquisition!

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01:48 / 19.02.06

[Woeful Dundee accent]
They dae noo, ye numptie. Me an' Hen Broon were closing in for the kill oan Glebe Street and ye had tae ruin it.
[/accent]

Spaniel

08:38 / 13.05.06

And that is why he's still king.

I didn't know whether to piss or shit myself.

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