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Jack Denfeld for King Mod !! King of Barbelith !

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05:13 / 19.06.03

I'm not quite sure how I go about doing this, as to my knowledge there has never really been a King Moderator, or simply King of Barbelith. I expect Tom will have to talk to his Microchip tech guy and enable me to have complete control over everything on the board. Tom, please keep me posted on how this is going, and be advised that you will play an extremely important part as my right hand guy. Basically you'll still be doing the hard stuff. Making sure the bills are paid on time, coordinating with the tech guy, things of that nature. I'm depending on you Tom. But let's not get ahead of ourselves.

I thought I might want to be a moderator, because I live in Virginia Beach, VA and many times when I'm on this board late at night I don't see any new responses, and I figured as long as I were here anyway, I might as well help out moderating. But then I got to thinking that maybe it might be boring. Deleting double posts, turning a question mark into a period, making up topic abstracts. Not too much glamour there. So then I thought that perhaps I could be the King of Moderators! The King of Barbelith! I could delete posts at will, not be bound by any council that had to agree with my decisions, and basically just have fun with the entire board. I could suspend people, banish people to the Millar boards, and all types of unpleasent but fun stuff.

So, again, I'm not entirely sure how this works since it's never been done before. I guess we'll just say that once three people agree with me we'll go ahead and try it out. So everyone be prepared. Thank you very much. I will not forget the people who vote me in.

05:30 / 19.06.03

You think there's a future in despotic rule then?

Our Lady of The Two Towers

05:35 / 19.06.03

OK then, I'm starting The Barbelith People's Front, the People's Front of Barbelith and The Barbelith Popular People's Front to fight you. Denfeldis eunt domus!

"What had Denfeld ever done for us?"

05:47 / 19.06.03

Please people, it's me! Happy go lucky Jack Denfeld! No need to fight with me. We can all be friends, and who knows? It might be fun to have a Barbelith King! No need to form any people's resistant movements, because honestly, I consider you all MY people. Good people! So again, if you could just kind of give your approval, that would be great. Thank you, and God (or whatever other horrible pagan monstrosities you new age comic book folk worship) bless.

Lilly Nowhere Late

05:53 / 19.06.03

Yeah well whoever sends me a £5 note will receive a lovely prayer
handkerchief embossed with the letter "B" and a guaranteeeeed
reservation in the Kingdom of the Hereafter.

"It's not yer soul we want, not even yer loyalty, just yer money and a
bit of a headstart..."

12:14 / 19.06.03

Let's hurry it up people. I need about three more approvals before I am crowned. Let's not anger the future King of Barbelith. OR YOU WILL FEEL THE FURY OF THE FUTURE KING, JACK DENFELD!!!! Hahahaha, just kidding everybody. The only Fury I know smokes a cigar and has a flying car. But hurry up with the approvals, I wanna get this done before the weekend. Thank you for your time.

12:32 / 19.06.03

Jack mate, how can we vote for you to be King? That's something invested by Divine Right. If you're king, you're king, dude.

You do however have my vote for Presidente, Viva El Presidente Denfeld!

Whisky Priestess

12:48 / 19.06.03

I support your self-nomination but ONLY if I get Moderative powers over the Creation and the Conversation, as those are the only two sections I regularly visit.

And a pony.

Deal?

12:57 / 19.06.03

And we all know theis is just waiting to happen.
JACK DENFELD:
I am your king!
WOMAN:
Well, I didn't vote for you.
JACK DENFELD:
You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN:
Well, how did you become King, then?
JACK DENFELD:
The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
DENNIS:
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. ARTHUR:
Be quiet! DENNIS:
Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! ARTHUR:
Shut up! DENNIS:
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! ARTHUR:
Shut up, will you? Shut up! DENNIS:
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. ARTHUR:
Shut up! DENNIS:
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! ARTHUR:
Bloody peasant! DENNIS:
Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?

Its sooo going to happen..

Tryphena Absent

13:07 / 19.06.03

I'll vote for you if you make me the Queen.

ONLY NICE THINGS

13:11 / 19.06.03

Get in line, Princess.

Actually, can I be Princess? From G-Force? That would be cool. Not sure how it would translate into everyday Barbelith, but I'm thinking it would involve yo-yos.

*Special* yo-yos.

Tryphena Absent

13:16 / 19.06.03

Hey hey, if Denfield gets to be a King than I get to be a Queen and you, darling, can be one of my bitches.

ONLY NICE THINGS

13:21 / 19.06.03

Oh, all right. But only if I get to be Princess bitch.

14:33 / 19.06.03

Can I be a page? Huh? Can I Jack pleeeease?

14:40 / 19.06.03

you, darling, can be one of my bitches.

one of your corgis?

14:49 / 19.06.03

I read the title of this thread and thought you were setting yourself up as some kind of barbelith 'Ace Face' type character - I was expecting to see a photo of you riding a ludicrously modified scooter off the white cliffs of dover or something. Dissapointing.

Bellboy!

Tryphena Absent

15:03 / 19.06.03

Silence Bill Posters, do not mock your Queen or you too will gain the fate of the Princess bitch.

15:25 / 19.06.03

Well, I'm joining Flowers in the resistance.

Can I just say, Anna, Whisky and Haus, how disappointed I am that some in how quickly a few of Barbelith's finest have become craven underlings at the merest sniff of power! And you as well, Quantum! Selling yourself short for a mere pages position. You'll all pay .... oh yes you will.. after the revolution -

When Grand Chariman Commisionar Illmatic, the people's champion takes over! You running dogs of pig Denfieldite autocracy will be first up against the wall!

Tryphena Absent

15:42 / 19.06.03

Erm... quick think on your feet Anna

Sir, I bow down before your gloriousness and swear I was never committed to that dreadful regime. It was all a front for my true belief in the revolution.

Tryphena Absent

15:50 / 19.06.03

This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!

This was the land that he worked by hand
The was the dream of an upright man
This was the room that was filled with love
This was a love that I was proud of
This was a life of a love I planned
Of a love and a life we loved
Of the house that Jack built.
Remember this house!

There was the fence that held our love,
There was the gate that he walked out of
This is the heart that is turned to stone
This was the house, but it ain't no home
This is the love that I once had
In a dream that I thought was love,
This is the house that Jack built,
I'm gonn' remember this house!

Oh-ohh wha-a-at's the use of crying?
Because I brought it on myself
There's no denying
But it see-e-ee-ems awful funny
That I didn't understand
Was it a house of an upright man

Up on the hill
There's a big plan still
In the house that Jack built.

ONLY NICE THINGS

15:58 / 19.06.03

Dude, I owe no man or woman my fealty. I will fight for whoever offers me the nicest Princess Bitch costume.

That is all.

17:09 / 19.06.03

You are a usurper, "King" JD I. Cop Killer is authentic Barberoyalty, with his Hohenzollern royal blood. And Mordant, as Queen of the Ninjas, clearly has the distaff side pocketed.

Anyway, the Royal House of Killer or C@rnival would have such a ring to it. Knave of Barbelith would be an exceptionally cool title, though.

17:16 / 19.06.03

Fine, fine, fine, you can all be what you want...as long as I'm Barb-god!

Fall to your knees and while you're down there you can also worship me.

Tryphena Absent

17:29 / 19.06.03

My god, 3 regimes in as many hours!

Our Lady of The Two Towers

18:03 / 19.06.03

I feel like I'm regenerating into Oliver Cromwell... IT'S BEHEADIN' TIME!

18:30 / 19.06.03

In good, old-fashioned, great game style, I will support any regime in charge of Barbelith which reciprocally supports me in my campaign to reclaim the throne of France!

Any takers?

18:38 / 19.06.03

Pah! You petty sycophants and would-be-monarchs. The State is for losers. The Church is where it's at, baby. On which note, I hereby invest myself as Archbishop of Barbelith and thusly excommunicate all heretics and Magick forum denizens.

Excommunication, ermine robes, and hessian under things. I could get used to this, just so long as nobody quotes Henry the second...

21:21 / 19.06.03

I support Jack as King Mod, only because he's so cute. Otherwise I am not interested in these dandified courts and manners, and I don't want any titles or lands. Just let me live my life as I've begun and give me work that's open to the sky; make me a partner to the wind and sun, and I won't ask for a life that's soft or high.

23:17 / 19.06.03

Dear Tez..I am pleased to hear that you believe the church is where its at. Come Barbageddon I will not smite thee. Go forth and bring more followers to my fold. Im my name I ask it. Awo/men!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

23:55 / 19.06.03

Flowers: Denfeldis eunt domus!

These people called Denfeld they go to the house?

The Return Of Rothkoid

00:29 / 20.06.03

I'm more like Rasputin. Only in a fez. And without the stench.

There was a man who was, undoubtedly, piratical.

05:46 / 20.06.03

Thy lord Kegboy, mother church smiles at your willingness to embrace Her majesty, and, in response to which, I shall be pleased to issue a statement to the diocese of Headshop and Comic Books, absolving those members of all sin should they draw the sword of justice and join your cause. Mother church humbly expects to be well paid for raising you a crusade against the young-pretender, Denfeld.

06:40 / 20.06.03

Hey Tom, can we hurry up with my King controls? There's a bunch of small uprisings and I can't seem to delete them. A little tech support would be nice. And Haus, I'm afraid the only princess outfit available right now is the Slave Leia outfit. So that'll have to do for now.

23:04 / 10.07.04

Dear Hause,
As you know, I was stripped of my crown, and the Jack Denfeld name quite some time ago. I hate to be an ass, but I'll be needing that princess Leia slave outfit back. Thank you.

13:49 / 24.05.05

Morpheus wrote this in another thread.
Morpheus is your sleeping king. Now bow, or sprinkle on my feet as most of you vagrants are so versed to do.
No hard feelings Mr. Morpheus, but I was the only King Barbelith has ever really had. And if it's decided Barbelith will need a king again, I imagine I will be first in line, as I am the only member with any King of Barbelith experience. Thank you for your time, and feel free to give yourself any other cool sounding title.

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