BARBELITH underground
 

Subcultural engagement for the 21st Century...
Barbelith is a new kind of community (find out more)...
You can login or register.


Aliens vs. Predator

 
  

Page: 12(3)

 
 
Lord Morgue
09:46 / 07.10.04
Now I wanna see Chibi TX v.s. Pengualien.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
15:54 / 07.10.04
That guy Gambit is Shane(?) Black, the writer of The Last Boyscout, and others.
 
 
Triplets
22:52 / 07.10.04
weird gay subtext in that'n too.

Commando? The Gay subtext IS the text. You have the film opening with a big strapping, oiled Arnie carrying entire trees like some rugged bear. He accosts his old Sargeant who backchats 'nice and smooth, just like always'.

The main bad guy is Freddie Mercury on steroids, wearing a leather vest, gloves and a chainmail skirt. He screams 'I don't need the girl!' and constantly talks about Arnies balls and how he wants to shoot something between them. At the end Arnie 'penetrates' him with a steam pipe.

Gayest movie ever.
 
 
Lord Morgue
07:58 / 08.10.04
"I eat Green Berets for breakfast! And right now I am... VERY... HUNGRY!"

Hey, the badguy was also Wez in Mad Max 2.
 
 
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie
09:58 / 04.11.04
How does the Predator itself being a vagina dentata fit into all this? I always thought Predator was another one of these all male "I'm terrified of women and overcompensating" sub-genre action films.
 
 
_Boboss
10:32 / 04.11.04
the bit where it takes its mask off is the dawning realisation that straight sex can pass the virus too. the predator's failure to walk into the spikey trap is the 'sharing needles' bit.
 
 
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie
11:41 / 04.11.04
In many ways I think that message got lost and would have been more poignant if Arnie had, had sex with the Predator's face.
 
 
yawn - thing's buddy
12:36 / 04.11.04
saw it - liked it - had a laff.

its a b-movie, a real b-movie in the 50s' yank tradition or japanese godzilla versus style.

some v.cool visuals: the ice tunnel blasted from space was very very cool, ribbed all the way down too.

the mining outpost on the island - ambience of a computer game level in a 1st person shooter - i like this.

scenes of the ice-breaker during the night - stunning. good to see an ice-breaker-type ship again - not seen this shit for a long time - very 70s, very king kong remake, very, 2000AD comic.

good slow start - wise choice. fed up of close ups bleeding into spectacular kickstart scene - AVP went old school here and it worked.

enjoyed the silly round up of characters at the start - thought the mountain climb telecon with guy on top of climb was actually pretty good......

loved the daftness of the building under ground.

thought the chained mutha was ace too and utterly gross. defrosting the frozen killer was nice touch too.

look - this was a dumb trashy idea from the start - it was a way for a fledgling comic publisher to take a slice of the market off marvel and dc.

and anyway, look at pred 2 - real trash, real good. this was a predator movie, not an aliens movie. therefore it had to be trashy.

lapped it up i did.

but then i also admire booby sixkiller's wisecrackin too. (renegade's buddy)
 
 
_Boboss
12:37 / 04.11.04
you mean the bit where the huge log hits him in the face, causing his 'mouth' to 'juice up'?
 
 
_Boboss
12:37 / 04.11.04
that for reidcourchie not yon yawn obviously
 
 
Spaniel
12:42 / 04.11.04
Ha, ha nice one, Yawn. You nearly had me there...

... please tell me you're joking

I like some shit. I'm the first guy to rent the latest B pic, but this, this was truly awful. Christ, even Gambit didn't have anything good to say about it, and he likes Dog Soldiers.
 
 
Spaniel
12:44 / 04.11.04
Gambit, your last post. LOL
 
 
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie
13:07 / 04.11.04
I enjoyed the film though clearly not enough simulated sex with the Predator for me.

Nice to see Ewen "Spud" Bremner in there, looking forward to the sequel/Trainspotting crossover Begbie vs. Predator, where Spuds erstwhile friend comes looking for him in the vague hope that the Predator now has his money.

"Right, nobody leaves this pyramid until we find out which one of you radges inseminated that lassie!"

Begbie would put his penis in a Predator's mouth, Arnie not so much but Begbie would he wouldn't need no log phallic substitute.
 
 
yawn - thing's buddy
07:18 / 05.11.04
bobbos, gambit: of course it is totally shit, i can't really explain why i enjoyed this movie.

but i did enjoy it.

honestly!

and that should have been BOBBY sixkiller, not booby.
 
 
_Boboss
07:43 / 05.11.04
no, booby from now on.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
16:37 / 16.11.04
I saw it on the plane on the way back from the Windies, and it really worked with constant v/o interruptions from over-polite cabin crew informing the audience to fasten seatbelts / drinks were being served and so on.

It added a certain soupcon to the already stacked dramatic tension. Oh, and I missed the last five minutes, but guessed that a Preddietator would probably erupt from within.

Should have watched Open Water really.
 
 
pear
13:48 / 17.11.04
The bad guy in commando and Mad max 2 went to my school. He's about the coolest bloke to have ever been spawned from chis n sid
 
 
Haus of Mystery
14:04 / 17.11.04
Was he as scary at scool?

Did he have a moustache?
 
  

Page: 12(3)

 
  
Add Your Reply