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Live-action Transformers movie

 
  

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Hieronymus
19:19 / 16.06.03
So it's going to be the original singing and dancing cast.
 
 
Foust is SO authentic
01:48 / 17.06.03
Re: live action transforming VW Beetle.

God bless the internet!
 
 
Brigade du jour
21:42 / 18.06.03
Oh that transforming Beetle is so cool!

But I think if it is Bumblebee he should be a bit geekier.
 
 
Chubby P
08:38 / 19.06.03
If it is supposed to be an updated Bumblebee then he appears to have swopped heads with Jazz. (I'm so geeky for being able to spot that!)
 
 
The Natural Way
16:48 / 19.06.03
Flux: of course kids are a massive part of the target demographic. How could they not be? The film's about massive robots that fight with laser-swords and photon missiles and turn into guns, planes and trucks! Come on! Yeah, geekboys like that shit too, but so does every. little. boy. in. the. world.

And, AAAARGH, of course this movie will suck - you don't have to be a genius to figure that out - but as long as it's got 'massive robots that fight with laser-swords and photon missiles and turn into guns, planes and trucks' then, fuck it, I'm happy. I'll spend a couple of hours of a summer afternoon watching Megatron bosh Optimus with his shoulder cannon and that's just fine by me. It won't change my world, but who bloody cares.

I like 'Attanarjat: the long runner' as much as the next man, but there's room for this shit, also.
 
 
Saint Keggers
19:51 / 19.06.03
Gah! Making the Transformer movie for kids... that would mean taking all the best parts of our memories of Transformers..throwing that out with the trash and adding a JarJar character. Mighty big da spark. Yousa Autobots gonna die?
 
 
The Falcon
11:24 / 20.06.03
Why bother when you can just have some precocious little bastard play Daniel again? God, I hate child actors.
 
 
Warewullf
15:05 / 20.06.03
Maybe they could get that Culkin kid from 'Signs'? He wasn't too bad.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:34 / 20.06.03
Hayley Joel Osment! Hayley Joel Osment!

Hot Rod: Hey, Daniel! What's up?

Daniel: (Gazes with cornflower eyes into the vast, uncaring heavens, then speaks in a voice of inexpressible sadness) Something bad. Something bad's going to happen.
 
  

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