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Still not entirely sure about Gwendolyn/Darrell though although not entirely sure why
Tsk. Because Darrell is busy with the eternal triangle of Sally (devoted girlfriend-next-door) -vs- Alicia (sexy bad girl, Othered by her being in a different house), and has no time for Gwendolyn's unrequited and aspirational devotion. Cf also Darrell/Mary-Lou (Mary-Lou, I think, ends up paired with Daphne after their traumatic physical experience on the cliffs. Actually, the Malory Towers books just are slash, aren't they? I'm surprised Darrell & Sally never got trapped in a cave together and/or kidnapped by aliens and asked to demonstrate the human phenomenon of... love...)
You all know my favourite slash pairings, I'm sure, but for the record: Avon/Blake and Harry/Snape. I'm a devoted One True Pairing girl and align myself much more closely with first- and second-generation slash of the Kirk/Spock type than with all this cool, postmodern, trendy, pair-anyone-with-anyone stuff (grumble, grumble, in my day, etc). I can't read outside my own fandoms - one of my favourite writers, Resonant, works mostly in Due South and Sentinel but although I love her writing as writing, I can't follow her DS or Sentinel stories. Which I think is actually the mark of a good slash story, for me: it has to rely on the reader's investment in the canon as much as the writer's for its legibility. (In other words, if you could get as much out of reading a story without knowing the fandom, that story might as well be Any Two Guys or non-fanfic.)
I do read pairings that I don't write - particularly Avon/Tarrant, which is a pairing that attracts highly competent pornographers, for some reason (the visuals, I guess) - but I've also read some Lucius/Draco recently, mostly for the sheer "say what?" ness of it, and as a negative exemplum for my own cross-generational pairing.
Can't be bothered with slashing LotR, for some reason: just can't get it up for dwarfs, elves seem non-sexual to me and, much as I like looking at Orlando Bloom, I don't like to think about his cock, Sam/Frodo is canonical and doesn't need me to draw out the implications, and none of the other pairings strike me as plausible. Though I am not so high-minded that I didn't very much enjoy the slashy visuals (or "boy touching") in the films. Ditto with Buffy, really.
Harry/Snape seems to me to be the place where all the contradictions and tensions in the Rowlingverse can be best explored, though I'm still waiting for someone to direct me to some decent Snape/Black: unfortunately all my friends in the HP fandom hate Sirius Black with a mighty passion, because that's another possible place to work out the Gryffindor/Slytherin dichotomies. Doesn't have the teacher/child dynamic, though, which is important to me because I do worry about little Harry, half the time fighting duels to the death and being given inappropriately adult responsibilities by Dumbledore, the rest of the time being awarded House Points and made to take exams: the two paradigms in canon - school stories & fantasy/quest narrative - just don't really work together, and the teacher-child relations are where those tensions come to a head. Particularly Snape.
More, you can assure yourselves, later - oh, but I just have to add, for sheer slashy goodness in a gym-slip one need look no further than Antonia Forest (who is to Enid Blyton as Diana Wynne Jones is to Rowling). Tim/Lawrie, Miranda/Nick, Miranda/Jan Scott (explicit unrequited passion) and, my personal favourite pairing, Jan Scott/Rowan Marlow (they TOTALLY end up together after the series ends, you mark my words). Just gorgeous. And the only m/f couple in it (Patrick/Ginty, boo) begin their romance by role-playing a pair of devoted m/m warriors.
Ooh, and there's a fantastic lesbian teacher in it - Miss Cromwell - who is just like Snape and has a brief bond with baby butch Nick over how unfair it is that a book should be in the Limited section of the library just because it has m/m lovers in it. Happy happy wriggle. |
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