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Shameful Musical Confessions

 
  

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ONLY NICE THINGS
16:35 / 01.06.03
We haven't had one of these in a while, so a quick refresher - this is where you confess your musical sins - bands that you like even though you know full well that you absolutely shouldn't, for reasons aesthetic and/or moral, spiritual etc.

This could be a potlatch thread, but if it is whoever follows me would have to claim to find the sound of goats being raped (on Warp records, natch), for I call...the Dandy Warhols.

Yes, I know. Vodafone ads. Novelty singles. Gratuitous use of Tijuana brass. Courtney Taylor Taylor. Drugs being cool. Whacky little Lou Reed impressions. Zia McCabe's, topless keyboardist. Really fucking ludicrous hair. I saw them on "Later, I will be even more smug, with Jools Holland", and I wanted nothing so much as to enlist them all in the army. And the vocals sucked, the sound was soupy and indistinct and the whole thing utterly reeked.

And yet....damn it if there isn't something about the studio work that I like, that sets me a-bouncing and a toe-tapping. Possibly this is nostalgia - the first Dandy Warhols album was one of the first albums I reviewed, and I associate it with a brief but largely happy summer. Also, I got the word "huggle" from a misheard lyric, and thus was an empire of horror born.

And yet, and yet, and yet. Even as we speak Flux and a hundred others are buying airline tickets specifically to come over to London and kick my arse. And they are right to, as well. that's the real tragedy.

How about you? Who do you feel slightly dirty about liking when you hear them play?
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
16:48 / 01.06.03
Me? No way, man. I don't think anyone should feel ashamed about liking what they do, unless it involves Conor Oberst.

I certainly don't see anything wrong with liking the Dandy Warhols. Their song "Boys Better" in particular is really great.
 
 
Bill Posters
11:30 / 02.06.03
Luckily i'm pig ignorant about music and being an outed Marillion fan couldn't care less what people say but the other day i did find myself liking a song by Pink on the radio and, well, felt rather as though i shouldn't have.
 
 
Mirror
13:32 / 02.06.03
Shame! Shame! My mind reels at the mere thought of posting this revelation.

It is only in my collection for ironic mockery, honestly...

Bon Jovi's "Slippery When Wet."

Thank you all. I feel very dirty now this morning. I must cleanse my conscience with a relentless scrubbing by the Subhumans.
 
 
The Knights Templar Boogie Machine
14:56 / 02.06.03
Okay, i don't like it now, but when i was 11 in the late eighties i had a micheal bolton l.p. before he made it famous, so i, er, was an underground micheal bolton fan...
I know this deviates from the thread a bit, but what about anyone elses worst ever bad taste music purchases?
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
18:23 / 02.06.03
Billy Joel, man. He rocks my world. For every 'Just The Way You Are', there's an 'A Minor Variation', 'Piano Man', 'Christie Lee', 'Keeping The Faith', 'Baby Grand', 'River Of Dreams', 'Saigon', 'While The Night Is Still Young' and literally dozens more.... the man's a pop genius, with one of the only genuine white soul voices in the world. And he's a great lyricist. Working class blues and rock n' roll. Class in a glass.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
18:42 / 02.06.03
Radiohead. I ought not to like them because they're pretentious, arrogant antipoppers too wrapped up in their own angst to write tunes any more. But I do like them. Even 'Kid A'.
 
 
pomegranate
19:26 / 02.06.03
radiohead's yr sin? woah. i can't accept that. that's not bad at all.
me, i like most britney spears singles (not the ballads, tho), and many many songs in which ja rule sings w/a woman.
i like a lot of bad singles. michelle branch's "everywhere." p.o.d.'s "alive."
whew! i feel better now.
 
 
The Strobe
19:58 / 02.06.03
Damnit, the Dandy Warhols are wonderful, especially the second and third albums; great catchy poppy singles and then stoner-rock album tracks that people who bought them purely for the Vodafone song won't like. Yes. I like them a lot.

I feel guilty around here for liking (parts of) dance music. Been listening to much deep house recently and enjoying it a lot. And lots of other things. Not nasty commercial stuff, and not trance... but I'm getting into house in a way. It's fun.

Nothing bar nothing is wrong with Radiohead, even if they are wanky and over-serious.

I'm wanky and over-serious. I turned out OK, didn't I?
 
 
Olulabelle
21:22 / 02.06.03
I don't know if I should write this really as it brings feelings of deep shame and colour to my cheeks, but I have to confess to having a certain nostalgic fondness for Huey Lewis and the News. And Mike and the Mechanics and Bruce Hornsby and the Range.

Embarassing? Certainly. But I can absolve myself of all blame simply by pointing you in the direction of my Dad's record collection. Blame the parents. That's what I say.
 
 
Laughing
23:53 / 02.06.03
Avril Lavigne. Her personality is grating, her oft-imitated faux punk style is tiring, and until I am presented with incontrovertible proof to the contrary I cannot believe that this young woman writes her own songs.

But she's got some damn catchy tunes, no?
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:55 / 03.06.03
I like Kula Shakur...
 
 
Jackie Susann
01:11 / 03.06.03
I can't help liking absolutely any song that gets played regularly on the radio. Even songs I objectively fucking hate and can't stand, I like. Two best/worst current examples: Do It With Madonna and Delta Goodrem's singles.
 
 
the Fool
02:40 / 03.06.03
I feel guilty around here for liking (parts of) dance music. Been listening to much deep house recently and enjoying it a lot. And lots of other things. Not nasty commercial stuff, and not trance... but I'm getting into house in a way. It's fun.

Y'know, I feel weird liking house around here too. I feel so out of place amongst all the angsty rock everyone seems to be into these days.
 
 
the Fool
02:44 / 03.06.03
Two best/worst current examples: Do It With Madonna and Delta Goodrem's singles.

They do have a awful way of crawling into your skull and taking up residence. 'Do it with Madonna' I particularily hate, they just played it again and again until the rancid corpse turned to dust and blew away...
 
 
at the scarwash
03:28 / 03.06.03
Realized yesterday how much I think that Paul McCartney & Wings were the fucking shit. That ridiculous cokehead bassline on "silly love songs" with the Philly-disco horn section. The ugly feedback rawk guitar burst just before the flute comes in on "Someone's Knockin' on the Door." The pointless three-songs-i-couldn't-finish-spliced-together-but-hey-it-worked-for-"A Day in the Life" mess that is "Band on the Run. And fucking "Jet." Serious, dude. I thought the major was a lady?
 
 
Unencumbered
11:35 / 03.06.03
OK, I'll admit it. I like the Alan Parsons Project. Please, somebody, help me.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
11:56 / 03.06.03
Shut up! There are some good moments on Tales Of Mystery And Imagination!
 
 
Sax
06:13 / 04.06.03
My weakness is More Than A Feeling by Boston. I've even pretended that I'm liking it, you know, ironically. But I'm not. I just love it.

Perm my hair and take in my jeans, boys, I'm a-comin' home.
 
 
The Natural Way
11:57 / 04.06.03
I will NEVER feel guilty about liking House. House rescued a teenage me from all the teengrumping the Smiths fans wallowed in. And thank Todd Terry for that!
 
 
The Natural Way
11:58 / 04.06.03
Oh, and Sax, give us yr address and a free copy of 'Rock Beauts!' is yrs. More than a feeling and so much more.......
 
 
rizla mission
12:59 / 04.06.03
(As much as the Dandy Warhols have a tendency to be unbearably annoying, I gotta admit, "..Come Down" still fucking rules.)

My shameful confession for the moment -

That 'Skater-Boy' song by whats-her-name .. not being terribly down with the kids, I only heard it last week on TV and asked "what's this song? it rules!" and was met with looks of disdain and horror.
Why's everybody so down on it? It's a great pop song!
 
 
Jack Fear
14:23 / 04.06.03
%%Yeah, but she doesn't write her own music! She's a total fucking phoney!%%
 
 
Mr Messy
14:34 / 04.06.03
I've just watched the whole series of Willo the Wisp, and I've been humming the music for about two weeks now. Colleagues and housemates may be plotting my demise even as I write this.

As for shamefully liking stuff - that new Girls Aloud single is pure pop pleasure. Cringe.
 
 
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16:59 / 04.06.03
i like a lot of bad singles. michelle branch's "everywhere." p.o.d.'s "alive."

Hear! Hear! It appears we share a similar taste in crap, because I absoloutely dig that POD song (did i actually just fucking say that...?), and also alot of tunes by the hordes of sarah mclaughlin disciples, lillith fairing it up over a piano on the back of some truck driving around pointlessly. There's a song by Vanessa Carlton (holy fuck i even know her name... that really gets me.
 
 
Scrubb is on a downward spiral
20:24 / 04.06.03
Thing is, I have no shame (well, not sufficient shame) in loving Mr Jon Bon Jovi's early stuff, and all of the glorious mid-80s power rawk on the Lost Boys soundtrack.

But what makes me feel really, really dirty: the first Roxette album. The Big L. Joyride. And suchlike.

Wash me now.
 
 
Shrug
20:42 / 04.06.03
Since I end up listening to the radio alot at work I fail to maintain the distance necessary to hate catchy pop songs and always sing along to them in my mind.
 
 
the Fool
23:55 / 04.06.03
My first ever CD was Mel & Kim's FLM with the poptastic hit 'Respectable'...

tay tay tay tay t-t-t-t-t-tay tay take or leave us only please believe us we ain't ever gonna
be respectable (respectable)!
 
 
Math is for suckers!
00:38 / 05.06.03
I think i have all of you beat. Sadly enough, when it first came out i owned that Will Smith "comeback" album. What was it, Big Willy Styles? The one with that ridiculous Gettin' Jiggy With It song. Feel free to stone me now, its probably for the best. Although to be fair I was 15 I think.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
04:22 / 05.06.03
I own the entire Strawberry Switchblade discography... does that count?
 
 
Cop Killer
07:45 / 05.06.03
Mainly, my big musical shame is that I really dislike alt-country, which, if admitted to a lot of people out there, will get me possibly beat up (especially my older brother if he finds out that, in reality, I dislike Wilco quite a bit and think that the Old 97's are shit). And I like NOFX, a lot.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
11:56 / 05.06.03
Jesus. Has there been a breakthrough in PC crayon-recognition software that I am not aware of?

I'm going to explain the rules again, very slowly.

Music you like, but feel you should not. Not the first CD you ever bought, not music that other people like that you do not, not the follies of your musical youth, which reflect not one whit on how spectacularly cool you are now.

Music you like. Reason why you feel you should not like it. If you feel so inclined, reason why you *do* like it.

That simple.
 
 
Shrug
17:14 / 05.06.03
I bought the Christina Aguilera album..... I've not only dissapointed myself but my friends and family too.

(Sings quietly) DIRTY la la la DIRTY do la do da DIRTY blah blah something SOMETHING!
 
 
Ellis says:
18:51 / 05.06.03
I am a closet Gilbert and Sullivan fan.

I also like Michelle Branch. And Shakira.
 
 
Strange Machine Vs The Virus with Shoes
22:32 / 05.06.03
Mmm Shakira. Sorry. Yes, Shakira must be one of my guilty little dance/indie kid secrets.
 
  

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