If I was a spy, which I systematically and categorically deny any relation—living or dead—to any sort of spy, spying, or spy-like activity, then I don't think I'd step right up and say it, unless, of course, it was part of a fiendishly clever plan to reveal myself as a spy, which I systematically and categorically deny any relation—living or dead—to any sort of spy, spying, or spy-like activity, in order to get into contact with the other spies that don’t exist around here in order to really cash in on the spying, which I systematically and categorically deny any relation—living or dead—to any sort of spy, spying, or spy-like activity, an become a double or triple agent, which I systematically and categorically deny any relation—living or dead—to any sort of spy, spying, or spy-like activity. But that would be rather silly since I’m not nor have ever been in any involved or in relation with any spy, spying, or spy-like activity. Ever. |