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Which one of you is a spy?

 
  

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13:30 / 31.05.03
If I was a spy, which I systematically and categorically deny any relation—living or dead—to any sort of spy, spying, or spy-like activity, then I don't think I'd step right up and say it, unless, of course, it was part of a fiendishly clever plan to reveal myself as a spy, which I systematically and categorically deny any relation—living or dead—to any sort of spy, spying, or spy-like activity, in order to get into contact with the other spies that don’t exist around here in order to really cash in on the spying, which I systematically and categorically deny any relation—living or dead—to any sort of spy, spying, or spy-like activity, an become a double or triple agent, which I systematically and categorically deny any relation—living or dead—to any sort of spy, spying, or spy-like activity. But that would be rather silly since I’m not nor have ever been in any involved or in relation with any spy, spying, or spy-like activity. Ever.
 
 
fidrich
19:51 / 01.06.03
Not so much a spy - more a bitter, cold-hearted internet geek who spends her time becoming progressivley closer and closer to members of web-boards until she learns all their secrets and, finally, sells the aforementioned secrets to any sicko who cares (or, for that matter, any sicko who doesn't care but is willing to pay her anyway). There is a bit of a difference - no goverments involved, see? Just bitter, cold-hearted internet geeks and sickos.

Not really, though. Want to trade secrets?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:31 / 01.06.03
I'm a spy. There, I said it. But you won't believe me, will you? Nobody does, you see, that's why I make such a good spy. Not even MI5 believe I'm a spy. Despite my daily visits to their offices carrying out of focus pictures of St James' Park. Not even my spymasters think I'm a spy. Boy, when they get that restraining order, that whole David Shayler thing's gonna just look like a fat bloke with delusions of grandeur.

Hang on...
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
13:01 / 04.06.03
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Sax
13:37 / 04.06.03
I think it's Tom. Really. And his shadowy operative Cal, who may or may not be an artificial intelligence construct.

This whole damn website is nothing but a honey-trap.

Save yourselves.
 
 
gingerbop
18:38 / 05.06.03
*runs for life*

I know you're ALL spies.
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
19:05 / 05.06.03
I am, in fact, a spy.

But I'm here to spy on the spies, employed by a quasi-quasi-governmental agency whose primary function is to monitor the quasi-governmental spies who spy on the non-spies here at barbelith. I have a sneaking suspicion that someone here is employed by a sub-quasi-quasi-governmental agency and is spying on me, monitoring my spying on the spies.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
00:37 / 06.06.03
Aw, don't flatter yerselves. I'm not a spy, but I am actually Donald Rumsfeld, and I am in a position to know that there aren't enough human spies to man all the seditious communities on the interwebnet. All of my agents on the case spend their time over at AlQaedalith.com and suchlike. However, the NSA is definitely logging all of this, so the real question is, which of us is a Republican AI bent on world domination?
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
12:31 / 07.06.03
So many claiming spyhood seem to match the list of those who are pirates. Who the hell do you think you're kidding, all of those parrots and peg legs are just dead givers. You would like to think you're spies but in reality you're just given the fake assignments while all of the real work is carried out by the ninjas.
 
 
Rage
01:00 / 08.06.03
Sometimes I get paranoid of people thinking I'm a cop. People tend to think you're a fed when you share your radical ideas with them as soon as you meet. What's the constantly traveling anarchist to do? I meet new people every day, you know? We may not ever see each other again. So people think I'm a fed sometimes.
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
01:41 / 08.06.03
Due to my posture and poise, people often mistake me for a ninja.

But one swipe from my trusty cutlass soon puts them right, arrrrrRRRR !!
 
 
Rage
04:25 / 08.06.03
I forgot add that anyone who mentions blowing up the whitehouse at a rock show isn't going to blow up the whitehouse. (unless it's to be so obvious that no one would ever suspect you) Same thing for barbelith, I'd assume. There are feds who could be reading this now, as there are sexy sexy radicals who have some serious plans for action. I doubt either of these groups are going to respond to this thread, so the results are going to be kind of silly here. I posted about gas masks and black bloc in the activist forum because I know that I don't pose any real threat to that whole system thing. Anyone who does pose a threat is going to keep their mouth shut, sexy sexy radical or nasty nasty narc.

The loud people like me are the performance artists. We're the ones who write "terrorist" on the back of our jackets. We're distracting the spy brigade from the people who are living the actual life. Hey spy people: you're not gonna find anything "substantial" at The Barb. Anyone who wants to nuke your shit isn't going to mention it: they're just gonna nuke it. So get out of here, because you're wasting your time. Those who talk about the nuking are kiddies like Rage.

I'm not usually the most serious person on this board, but a thread like this is going to attract attention from spies, and there's no doubt that a place with this many members is going to have quite a few.

In conclusion, A Scanner Darkly is my favorite PKD book, and I once heard that The Illuminati and the OTO were my true origin.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
12:03 / 08.06.03
I'm not a spy, but I am planning to assassinate the President.

Once again, I actually am Donald Rumsfeld.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
18:14 / 08.06.03
THEY aren't always looking for the actual scary scary terrorists, Ms. Hinewater. Oftimes, THEY are just looking for Mr. and Mrs. Suburban Wannabe Pinko, people who can be easily intimidated out of giving support to causes that THEY don't approve of.

I first started getting my mail opened at the age of 10. For a while all the post that came to our house was opened, and then stuck down again with gobs of brown masking tape so we'd know it had been opened and read. Why? Because my folks were on the CND mailing list, and back then THEY were opening the post of everyone on the CND mailing list. It wasn't about gathering information, it was about scaring people away from CND.

I would be a very slow learner if I didn't realise that everything one reads and writes on the internet, especially somewhere like Barbelith, is being subjected to a similar process.
 
 
Rage
01:15 / 11.06.03
I want ownership on the word "THEM." How would one go about purchasing the word "THEM" in this society of lingustical monopoly?

Because I want to make products created "by THEM." I want that word! I want to start "the THEM corporation."

Fuck paranoia. It was made by THEM.

THEM!

The word is already starting to look silly. It's working! It's woooorking!

(All your mail was sent by THEM anyway. Bet you didn't know THAT!)
 
 
Disco is My Class War
02:37 / 11.06.03
They don't need spies, they have Echelon.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
04:00 / 11.06.03
Don't forget CARNIVORE.

Or Geraldo.
 
 
Saint Keggers
04:14 / 11.06.03
I think I may be a sleeper agent because I'm really startng to empathize with Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory. So I'd just like to say I'm sorry in advance for anything my goverment masters may have me do to you.

Ps. The rubber chicken flies north when the snowman loses an eye. Pass it on.
 
 
YNH
04:25 / 12.06.03
I'm suspicious of the folks who assert that Rage Against the Machine was never very relevant...
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
05:18 / 12.06.03
...twice...
 
 
Rage
07:58 / 13.06.03
The spy thing doesn't actually exist, so we might as well become the spies and live in anarchy. Anyone can join us and realize that the spy thing doesn't exist and start spying. Become the illusion and play with it.

In anarchy, of course.

Anarchy!

ANARCHY!

1, 2, 3!

ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 
 
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie
19:02 / 13.06.03
I would imagine Babrelith would be a very easy place to pick up info on say things like anti war protests etc. It'd be easier than say actually having to go and gather any real inteligence.

I've suggested it before but I think Tom (and I think it would have to be Tom), should request any info that the govt. have on Barbeltih under the DPA. Not because of any paranoia kick, but because I think it would make interesting and possibly amusing reading.

I'm sure they've decided that we're a bunch of harmless comic geeks anyway. Or perhaps that's what I want you and them to think.
 
  

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