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Which level of Hell awaits you?

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Rev. Orr

21:14 / 23.05.03

Hello, from the very lonely freak here in purgatory. Shit,where did I go wrong? I was even honest - I can't believe some of the things that apparantly you can get forgiven for. If only they'd asked if I was a Protestant...

Pirate Ven Will Teach You To Lambada (The Forbidden Dance)

21:55 / 23.05.03

Sexy, sexy Two.
..okay, Seven.... I'm envious of that Niner, though.

Ethan Hawke

00:31 / 24.05.03

Level 2, which kind of surprises me.

lolita nation

03:41 / 24.05.03

Did no one else get Limbo? As much as I'm looking forward to chilling with Caesar and Vergil, it might be nice to have someone to speak English with, or at least a better Latinist. I can't believe I didn't get regular hell. I feel sort of cheated.

Jack Denfeld

04:04 / 24.05.03

Fuck. I'm in level eight. I thought I was a pretty decent fella too.

The Return Of Rothkoid

06:44 / 24.05.03

Ahhhh. Ran across this a while ago: I'm Level 2 bound. Howling winds? Rock. Cleopatra? Check. Lurid? Awesome.

Go me.

that

10:57 / 24.05.03

You were a soul in Purgatory last time you did this. What did you do wrong in the interim?

Cop Killer

18:38 / 24.05.03

I'm a level two of Hell type of guy, I suppose; at least that's what they tell me. Doesn't sound too bad...

Foust is SO authentic

18:50 / 24.05.03

Level six! Ho!

Brigade du jour

21:25 / 24.05.03

Level 5. Could have been worse. Could have been Level 42. B-boom.

Morlock - groupie for hire

21:46 / 24.05.03

Another Limbo case right here. Virtuous Non-believers, indeed. Can't even do evil properly, *sigh*.

Still, maybe they'll let us amateurs out on day-release once in a while. If so, I'll try to smuggle in some proper drinks.

Char Aina

15:24 / 25.05.03

like, umm.... seven, but i dont want to commit suicide while self-sodomising with the small wrists of a suitably drunken and compliant mistress on the eve of the explosive start to my personal war against the state and church.

honestly.

i have NO IDEA where anyone might get that idea.

who's for shooters?

Bill Posters

15:28 / 25.05.03

i dont want to commit suicide while self-sodomising with the small wrists of a suitably drunken and compliant mistress on the eve of the explosive start to my personal war against the state and church.

what you want is irrelevant Toks, the question is, would you do it for Barbelith?

Mourne Kransky

21:04 / 25.05.03

I refuse to be more evil than Lurid Archive. That just makes no sense and may be harmful to his reputation if it gets out.

I will be chuckling on Level 6 as I hear the boys turn up at Level 7, ready to partayyy, only to discover that the sodomites are condemned to walk on burning coals in a deep trench with pretty boys, just out of reach, constantly passing by above - an atmosphere mimicked in several of this fair city's gay bars.

Persephone, as Mistress of Hell and wife of Dis /Hades, would of course have to be tickling his tummy down in the depths. D'you think there's a direct equation between how much fun you had before you died and how far down you go, so to speak?

sTe

22:59 / 25.05.03

IT would be nice to think so wouldn't it (the fun=hellier thing). I put my unlikely depths down to that time I quite enjoyed that Craig David song.

I didn't know, I'm very sorry OK? (but repentance doesn't seem to be taken into account very much), I hope the "Lord" is more forgiving when my time comes

Nietzsch E. Coyote

00:30 / 26.05.03

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!

Sweet I'm with the naughty hotties!

angelvanilla

00:49 / 26.05.03

Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics

penitentvandal

09:32 / 26.05.03

Level seven for me as well. Not a great surprise - just relieved that I managed to avoid the gluttony level, really...

I have to question the wisdom of putting all the violent people in one place, though. Have these people never read Kingdom Come?

I say we revolt. It'll be a piece of piss. Satan's up to his arse in a block of ice, for god's sake, and the other 'demons' are really just a bunch of characters from Greek Myth. The Minotaur? Fuck that, we can take him. We live for that shit!

Then we link up with all the evil sorcerors in the Malebolge, magic the shit out of Satan, shin up Purgatory, and hey presto, it's 'His Dark Materials' all over again. Only with more swearing. And cigars. And naked babes. And heavy weaponry. And fucking.

Who's with me?

Olulabelle

12:15 / 26.05.03

I'm there on level 7 too, which is worrying, but I am slightly mollified due to the large party that appears to be going on. However, I object to the fact that a tendency to masturbate and a belief in Astrology appears to make one a 'bad' person.

Velvet, I'm with you on revolting, but what if we progress up through all the levels and eventually reach (gulp) Heaven? All the piety and singing angels would surely piss me right off. Better off staying put I think.

Leap

18:26 / 26.05.03

Oh bollox I'm in 3 - which means the weather is always shite (oh great, Scunthorpe!)

Just because I enjoy my food

SMS

01:52 / 27.05.03

I'm in Purgatory. I even hold some Pagan beliefs. Some of those questions were difficult to answer, though. Do you believe that some people can predict the future? I said no, but I wanted to click an "I don't know" button.

I'd ask you all to pray for me to get to heaven faster, but maybe that's not appropriate considering the circumstances.

Hmm I wonder how this fits in with the Political Compass thing!??!
I got a pretty bad right-wing score on the political compass thing (well, moderate, but more right-wing than anybody else here). I hope it is just a coincidence.

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