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Which level of Hell awaits you?

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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

09:04 / 23.05.03

Okay. So we're all going to hell. But which part?

I'm on level seven, with the suicides, sodomites and war-mongers, if anyone fancies joing me for a beer.

Ariadne

09:13 / 23.05.03

I'm upstairs with the heretics and their doleful sighs, on level 6. I'll wave down the stairs at you.

Ganesh

09:28 / 23.05.03

Seventh. Elton, Dubya and I are meeting Tony and Mandy for daiquiris if anyone wants to join us.

waxy dan

09:29 / 23.05.03

Level 5. Not too bad. I quite the idea of being "wrathful" among the "furious and naked".

Jub

09:43 / 23.05.03

shit! I'm on level 8 - the malebolge ?!
it's full of tarot card readers and pornographers.

Mourne Kransky

09:52 / 23.05.03

Doleful sighs here too: Level 6: The City of Dis. I thought that was aplace in Cornwall.

Apparently I will join the wicked Ariadne who lies there, stained with blood, with her hair of serpents, and will be offered no respite. Cool. Sax will be jealous. Hope she brings sausages.

Must remember to take my mobile with me when I perish, so I can keep in touch with them downstairs in Level 7: the City of Perpetual Parties.

Whisky Priestess

09:58 / 23.05.03

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)HighLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)LowLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)ModerateLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)LowLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very HighLevel 7 (Violent)ModerateLevel 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)HighLevel 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)ModerateTake the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

City of Dis, level Six, for me. Typical. I give food to the homeless and dislike violence but if you don't believe in God, you score very high and the Furies rip out your innards.

Ganesh

10:01 / 23.05.03

Always good to know there's a place in Hell for me and my friends...

Hattie's Kitchen

10:13 / 23.05.03

Level 7. Partay heartay...

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

10:18 / 23.05.03

Yo, Xoc. Sixboy! yeah you. Don't diss Dis.

Lullaboozler

10:19 / 23.05.03

Level 6 - seems to be the 'standard' for 'Lithers, with a few of the more godless amongst us a bit further down.

Reminds me of when I was out in Brighton one evening in a hurry to get to the cinema. There is a corner that is fiercely guarded by an American evangelical guy, and he tried to engage me in saving my soul. Brushing past him with a short 'No' he shouted after me "Enjoy Hell!".

Which was nice.

Tezcatlipoca

10:21 / 23.05.03

Level 7 here as well. For some reason that makes me kinda proud...

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

10:24 / 23.05.03

Seven's where it's at, Tez. Grab a beer. Optionally a same-sex partner, a noose, and/or a daisycutter.

We rock! We get to listen to disco, Joy Division and Wagner!

Lurid Archive

10:39 / 23.05.03

No one else on sexy level 2 with me, Cleopatra and Helen of troy?

Ganesh

10:44 / 23.05.03

Oooh, girly swot...

Smoothly

11:29 / 23.05.03

I'm in Level 2 with Lurid.

But he's probably too busy two-timing Cleo and Helen to notice.

that

11:40 / 23.05.03

Yup, 7th Level here too.

Persephone

12:06 / 23.05.03

Holy Christ, I'm on Level NINE. What the hell did I do??

Regrettable Juvenilia

12:14 / 23.05.03

Did you betray your friends and kidnap a baby, Persephone?

I'm in level 8... a most foul sinner, I.

Seth

12:17 / 23.05.03

Rock and roll!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very HighLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)ModerateLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)LowLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)LowLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very LowLevel 7 (Violent)LowLevel 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very HighLevel 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)ModerateTake the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

that

12:22 / 23.05.03

It's not a case of the worse you are the higher (lower) you go, is it? Isn't it more a case of being split depending on what *sort* of bad person you've been?

angel

13:23 / 23.05.03

Ahhhh, it'll be the 7th Hell for me as well then!

Hmm I wonder how this fits in with the Political Compass thing!??!

Should I just transfer the rugs and the cushions????

Persephone

13:35 / 23.05.03

I said all nice things about my friends and family! I give money to the homeless! I did devote a small amount of time last night to trying telepathically to cause my boss to burst into flames.

Chol: It's all organized so that some sorts are schematically worse than other sorts. But anyway I only scored Low on Repenting Believers and Virtuous Non-Believers, and on Prodigal and Avaricious. Everything else was Moderate and High. And I answered yes to Have you wished bad things upon your fellow countrymen?

Ganesh

13:36 / 23.05.03

*gasp*

Persephone is Satan...

pomegranate

13:57 / 23.05.03

i'm with jub and flyboy on level 8.
i don't even like porn! i think it was the astrology/tarot beliefs that did me in.

Saint Keggers

13:58 / 23.05.03

Im level two...heheh Cleopatra and Helen of Troy...Once your in a level of hell can you get put into a lower one? oR are you stuck there? 'Cause I may just invade Hellen of Troy and Cleopatra can bet her asp she's next...its hell! Might as well enjoy what you can!!!

that

14:09 / 23.05.03

That was me being thrown off by the 'how did you match up against the other levels' bit, misreading those levels as scores in general. And me not having read Dante's Inferno, that too. Actually, I think the test is skewed...violent? No.

Lurid Archive

14:16 / 23.05.03

You're all a bunch of prudes, obviously. (Apart from Smoothly Weaving, who I am sure is having secret liasons with Cleo.)

sTe

14:26 / 23.05.03

Don't worry Pers, you are not alone on level 9. I too am due to spend eternity in the lowest reaches of the hot place! (having said that, that may be a good reason to worry)

Although, it may not be shorts weather down there, sounds a bit chilly from the description with all that talk being buried in ice with eyes and mouth frozen up and the like.

You fancy a bit of treachery against some fellow countrymen and/or benefactors after tea? Only if they ‘have it coming’ of course!

Sax

14:52 / 23.05.03

Level Eight. I aspire to Persephone's depths of wickedness.

*Goes off to torture some kittens*

ephemerat

14:59 / 23.05.03

Also partying with Lurid, Smoothly weaving, Kegboy, Cleopatra, Helen of Troy and all the other lustfuls on Level 2.

I mean, dude, I always wanted to know what Helen of Troy looked like. Sigh This can't be so bad... I'll have to dig out my copy of Inferno and check.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

15:16 / 23.05.03

5th level, on account of being all Wrathful. 'S a bit muddy, but I get to kcik the shit out of the Gloomy.

Baz Auckland

16:21 / 23.05.03

Woo! Second Level! Eternal party with the face that launched a thousand ships! (aka Lurid Archive)

Shrug

16:44 / 23.05.03

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)Very LowLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)LowLevel 7 (Violent)ExtremeLevel 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very HighLevel 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)HighTake the Dante Inferno Hell Test

Ehhh, could be worse I suppose.

Mazarine

20:50 / 23.05.03

Seventh Hell, coming soon to the WB.

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