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Which Superhero? Slightly more serious than you might think...

 
  

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The Falcon
15:49 / 25.05.03
toksik - a Toxic Avenger, surely? No?, because...

you see?
 
 
Char Aina
16:00 / 25.05.03
i want to say gingerbop is the jubilee to the 'lith's westchester mansion, but i fear that i may be being ageist.
 
 
Tom Coates
21:32 / 25.05.03
The beast was a brilliant man called Dr Hank McCoy who looked pretty normal but was profoundly athletic and strong. Over time he's gone through a few transformations, most notably turning blue and furry. As this has happened he's appeared (if anything) to get more and more gentle and peace-loving. He recently told everyone he was gay, then revealed that he was making it up. That was a bit weird. Since then he's changed again and now looks more like this:

 
 
Saint Keggers
21:56 / 25.05.03
ok..Il'l play. Who am I?
 
 
sTe
22:44 / 25.05.03
The MC?
sorry that was KRS1 carried away for a brief moment there...

OK, well despite any lack of intimacy, based on your chosen name and what little I can recall, I'd see you K, as some sort of Nightcrawler back in his swashbuckling days
 
 
sTe
22:45 / 25.05.03
The MC?
sorry that was KRS1 carried away for a brief moment there...

OK, well despite any lack of intimacy, based on your chosen name and what little I can recall, I'd see you K, as some sort of Nightcrawler back in his swashbuckling days. any good 4 U?
 
 
Jack Denfeld
02:50 / 26.05.03
Humor me Ducan. Why am I the Connor Hawke Green Arrow? Noth that I disagree, but I like to read about myself.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
09:00 / 26.05.03
I get to be Tintin?

Hello? Roadrunner here! I started the durned thread with the information that my contribution to life was bad hair and a tendency to go 'brleep brleep'.
 
 
grant
20:48 / 28.05.03
Dang. I think I need some explanation here. Can someone do me a "So there's this Beast, right, and..." For Those Who Came In Late thing, much like happened with Haus' exposition on The History Of Comic Characters?

Tom pretty much nailed it.
In the original X-men, Beast was basically a chipper, brainy guy who was kinda husky... but really, really nimble, to the point where he was always hanging off buildings by his toes. Basically like a talking monkey character, only not exactly a monkey. A cross between a talking monkey and Einstein.

Then he started taking "mutation accelerator" serums, which made him more bestial. So he's kinda like a brainy, sweet Hulk. Transformation into the not-quite-human, but *intentional*. There's an element of self-sacrifice there, but also an element of being a Renaissance man (while the Hulk is more bipolar & just divided).

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I hate to say this, because it'll come off all superior which is not how I mean it, but Rage is totally Batmite.

If you think about it, Batmite's pretty awesome -- I mean, capable of going anywhere and, at times, altering the structure of reality itself. That's like a Spectre-class power there.

Only he's a big fan of the serious, hard-headed vigilante Batman, and most of the time Batman just doesn't get it. Just gets annoyed, rather than consumed with wonder. Often for good reason, too. Still, Batmite is a reminder that *humor counts*.

Plus, her approach follows Tom's principles about fixing the world vs. helping the world. Batmite is sometimes cast as a villain (changing the status quo).

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There's a Cholister match that's just slipping through the tentacles of my mind. I know I had it once, and I got there via the wrestling superhero lady in Love & Rockets. She's sort of an actual superhero, only in the fractured world of Los Bros Hernandez, she's more of a TV star. And the favorite auntie of some of the more central characters.

I can't remember her name, and it wasn't her specifically I was thinking of -- someone who followed from the same kind of archetype in some way. Dammit.

Irene Adler? I can't remember.

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There has to be a Plastic Man around here somewhere. Not sure who. Plastic Man is interesting because

a/ ...he's a reformed criminal (His relationship to law-n-order is just a fraction more respectful than Batmite's -- more of a fan than a follower, if you get my meaning). It's almost like he became a hero for *kicks*.
b/ ...he's capable of disguising himself -- in fact his regular face is an alteration of his *original* face, as Eel O'Brien. He sort of disguises himself as Eel O'Brien to infiltrate his old gang in some stories. There's something fiction-suity about that.
c/ ...because he's so flexible, he's basically capable of beating Superman in a fight. Oh yes, I said it. The ultimate geek-out. But it's true. He's not harder or stronger, but he's pretty much infinitely flexible. He's always morphing into things like airplanes or clotheslines or end tables... or an infinitely stretchable ziploc bag, say. Just big enough to fit a Kryptonian in.
d/ ...he's frequently misunderstood, often because of his criminal past. (At least he is in early stories. Later on, he gets a badge, mainly because he keeps pestering the local police chief.)

Good Lord, I halfway think I've described Bendt Chromeo/~BC~. How peculiar.

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Kegboy reminds me of Starman but I'm not sure why. Some sort of regular guy-meets-cosmic power kinda thing. Starman's basically just this dude who has a stick that harnesses power on the level of the Silver Surfer's. But isn't like agonized over it, or even particularly alienated. Kegboy's contributions in Magick are along those lines, I think.
There's something alien about the visuals, but not incomprehensible.

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grant
21:15 / 28.05.03
There's also a Red Tornado floating around here, but I'm not sure who.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
22:49 / 28.05.03
Ooh. I think I like The Beast. Much better than Rothkoid SMASH!

Am still thinking. But I think Barbelith definitely exists in a cross between the gothic town in Richard Sala's The Chuckling Whatsit and any Edward Gorey book you'd care to name. Not exactly an atlantean moonbase orbital gymnasium, but pretty cool nonetheless.
 
 
Rage
02:52 / 29.05.03
Didn't know who Batmite was until I looked the little dude up, but he seems like fun to smoke a doobie with, know what I mean? We could have some good times together, freaking the mundanes and all. I was hoping for Mystique though. She's my favorite. Mmmmmmm.

Isn't The Beast more like Haus? I heard that you've just got to get to know him to see The Prince emerge.
 
 
moriarty
03:16 / 29.05.03
Forget Mystique. All style and no substance. Batmite is the chron.

Grant, for just a second I thought you meant the original Golden Age Red Tornado.

When gangsters kidnapped neighbourhood kids and the cops proved useless, Ma Hunkel decided to put a steel pot on her head and slap on some flannel underwear to find the culprits. She was one of the first five female superheroes, predating Wonder Woman, and she was definitely the first cross-dressing superhero. She was also a member of the Justice Society.

If there's a Silver Age Red Tornado on Barbelith there must be a Golden Age one.
 
 
grant
14:21 / 29.05.03
By the way, the Starman I referred to above was the recent Jack Knight version, not the original Golden Age scientist-hero (Ted Knight?).

Moriarty, you rock. I can't get the picture to work, but still. You rock.
 
 
grant
14:24 / 29.05.03
Oooo - I got to her page from the image link. She's HOT.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
16:07 / 29.05.03
Aww! Batmite! Cute! "Batmite" was the family nickname for one of my brothers when he was two. (He had sticky-out front teeth and was slightly green from chronic anaemia.)
 
 
Rage
22:20 / 29.05.03
But did he get down and jiggy?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:35 / 30.05.03
If you mean, "get down and jiggy" in the sense of "gurve up like gangbusters from the iron tablets", then yeah.
 
  

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