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Tryphena Absent

13:41 / 12.05.03

When the nurses were giving her the internal examination to see where the "tear" was, I fainted.

Who wouldn't? That's the most horrifying thing I've ever heard. Eugh.

gingerbop

15:39 / 12.05.03

ow ew ow ew ow ew ow ew

that

15:43 / 12.05.03

I've been finger-fucked til I bled before - it wasn't a pleasant experience, but it didn't require hospital treatment, fortunately. The first time I was fisted, I bled everywhere and had to sit my then partner down so as he didn't fall down while I was getting cleaned up.

Gary Lactus

15:53 / 12.05.03

"I remember Bulk Meat telling me with a disgusted look on his face that he "doesn't finger"."

Remembrax, you've forgotten that the statement was followed by "A gentleman only fists." He was bemoaning the size of his hands for this very reason just last night.

Thanks for the horror stories. Hope you're okay now, Chloister.

lentil

16:18 / 12.05.03

"And don't handle chillies."

In the Padang region of Sumatra the local cuisine is heavily spiced and eaten without utensils. I was on holiday there with my ex for a while.

That wasn't why we broke up.

Haus of Mystery

16:45 / 12.05.03

Wow, thanks for all the fingering advice guys! My mother will be pleased.

Tryphena Absent

22:34 / 12.05.03

Oh Cholister, you just gave me the skin crawling creepies, I go so green (literally) when people talk about large amounts of blood.

Loomis

07:50 / 13.05.03

It's not just about cha-chas or poot-poots, surely, there's also the la-las to consider. "La-las first, I'm a lady!" If you're entertaining a gentleman, you can usually go straight for the ding-dong or wing-wang.

I can't think of an appropriate term for "arse". Odd, that.

I have sometimes been known to use Jar-Jar Binks in that role, though it may be bending the rules slightly.

that

11:03 / 13.05.03

Eek - sorry, Anna.

pomegranate

14:32 / 13.05.03

I'd like to get to know ya, so I can show ya
Put the pussy on ya, like I told ya
Gimme all your numbers so I can phone ya
Your girl acting stank than call me ov-ah
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Call before you come, I need to shave my cho-cha
You do or you don't or you will or you won't cha
Go downtown and eat it like a vul-cha

gingerbop

15:17 / 13.05.03

ditto Chol. But hospitalisation...Phew, thats another story.

Linus Dunce

21:06 / 13.05.03

Oh, er, I thought this was a Unix thread.

(Actually, I do know someone who likes it, and I don't mind doing it for her at all. I wouldn't dream of doing it with long fingernails though.)

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