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15:13 / 11.05.03

Or...

Shall I compare thee to a shitty fuck?
Thou art more shitty, and more fucking shite:
Rough fucks do fuck the darling buds of fuck,
but fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck!

or...

Had we but fuck enough and time,
this fuckness, fucker, were no crime,
but I'll be fucked if I don't fucking hear
time's fucking chariot fucking near,
so fucking fuck me, willya? Fuuuuuuck!

or, hmmm...

Once out of fucking I shall not fucking take
my fucking form from any fucking fuck
but such a fuck as fucking fucksmiths make
of fucking gold and fucked enamelling
to keep a fucking emperor a-fuck;
or fuck upon a fucking bough and fuck,
to fucks and fuckers of Byfucktium
of what is fucked, or fucking, or to fuck.

Shakespeare, Marvell, and Yeats each have very bad days.

That'll do for now, I think.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

15:01 / 11.03.04

"Fuck!" cried Fukkar Fuck of the Fuck people who dwell in the arid fucklands of Fuckaria. "By my fucking mightly sword, Fuck-Blade, and my trusty fucking shield, you shall never fucking triumph!"

"Ha! Fuck your puny fucking sword, Fukkar! I shall fuck the weaklings of Fuckaria under my fucking heel!" hissed Fuckisimo, the evil Fuckmage of the Fuck Robes. "Fucking take that!" From his clawlike fucking fingers he unleashed a deadly spray of pure fucking evil magical Fuckitude, sending the mighty Fuck-Warrior stumbling back. But quick as a sparrow's fuck, the warrior regained his feet.

"Your fucking magic cannot fuck me! I am Fukkar Fuck, son of Fakkur Fuckson, and I wear the Unfuckable Armour of the Fuck-Elves who dwell in the Far Fir Forest of Fuckendell! It is I that shall fuck you up!"

(cont. page 94)

22:54 / 11.03.04

Fucking hell that's fucking legendary Mordant.

Fick fock fack.

23:02 / 11.03.04

Fuck 'em in their good eye.

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23:02 / 11.03.04

Prison style.

23:03 / 11.03.04

Yeah, fucking fuck 'em all.

23:57 / 11.03.04

Couldn't some of 'em be 'versatile' and take a turn at fucking me?

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00:03 / 12.03.04

I think this far down the thread they may be a bit shagged out, Ganesh.

00:27 / 12.03.04

What the fuck?

05:44 / 12.03.04

Feed`em pies. Nah, fuck it

08:52 / 12.03.04

I think this far down the thread they may be a bit shagged out, Ganesh.

Tch. Well, that is Selfish Bottom Behaviour of the worst 'that's me had mine, roll over and go to sleep' variety. They don't deserve to get fucked if they're not gonna share the love...

11:13 / 13.03.04

Fuck the Fucking Fuckers indeed!

11:16 / 13.03.04

Why didn't that work???

22:04 / 14.03.04

I tell you who should be fucked, people who run. Joggers. They definitely deserve a fucking

Less searchable M0rd4nt

22:37 / 14.03.04

Fuck you. I like to run for no fucking reasons. Joggers are just people who like to run for no fucking reasons; they only wear all that wankey mauve velour with jade piping so they don't get arrested. If you look like a collosal fucking ponce, you get fucking arrested less. Fucked, but there it fucking is.

22:40 / 14.03.04

JA of MuMu, i just wanna say thanks for that link that site's really cool.

22:44 / 14.03.04

Fuck you. I like to run for no fucking reasons. Joggers are just people who like to run for no fucking reasons; they only wear all that wankey mauve velour with jade piping so they don't get arrested.

I get into to jogging from time to time and i think it's good for ya but i agree that mauve velour with jade piping (whatever the fuck that is - but strangely, i think i actually know what you mean, i think i can picture it) really does sound like wanker material.

(anyone down for googling around for an image to post here of mauve velour with jade piping wanker joggers?)

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22:45 / 14.03.04

Fuck that.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

22:46 / 14.03.04

matt greek: I've just noticed that you are brand new on the barb, and that it was threfore rather remiss of me to be so fucktastic to you on so brief a fucking aquaintance.

Terribly fucking sorry.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

22:51 / 14.03.04

A fucking glossary.

Velour Cheap fucking fake velvet.
Mauve Yukky pale purple colour.
Piping 3-D go-faster stripes.
Jade In the real world: an attractive semi-precious stone. In tracksuit catalogues: bright green, not quite turquoise.

22:56 / 14.03.04

Fucking disgusting.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

23:00 / 14.03.04

Fucking mauve is the colour of Evil. I fucking bet the fucking farm that Satan's cock is upholstered in mauve velour, with jade piping veins.

23:23 / 14.03.04

Does anyone here ever fuck people as a reward?

04:08 / 15.03.04

Would you like me to? Fuck that

08:25 / 15.03.04

Just fucking realized I have to fucking put a fucking battle scene into my fucking slash story for reasons of the fucking, fucking plot. Total fucking waste of fucking time when I could be writing about fucking fucking.

beelzebub jones

08:35 / 15.03.04

after you fuck em
fuck me
and then fuck yourself

08:50 / 15.03.04

Deva, why dont you fuck that and just fuck?

Ex

08:58 / 15.03.04

Yeah!
"Then there was a battle (medium size, direct hits, people chucking themselves across the set and hoping the consoles don't collapse beneath their manly weight, crew members grabbing fearless leader's nipples when 'accidentally' landing on top of him, orange smoke-bombs, lots of orders being barked and then subtly undermined by recalcitrant crew, crackling locked gazes sexualtensionsexualtension); then they won. Then they did it. With cocks."

Fuck all that plot noise.

10:18 / 15.03.04

Can't. Can't be done. I mean, obviously the battle is going to be described entirely in terms of the seething emotions going through everyone's heads and the roiling sexuality of it all, but this is a story in which (to bring this post back on-topic), the fucking plot and the plot-related fucking are closely intertwined. So no fucking plot = no fucking fucking.

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10:32 / 15.03.04

It may be fucking tricky, Deva, but just put in the fucking effort. It'll fucking rock.

And if it doesn't... well, that's just FUCKED.

(btfuckingw, I'm guessing this is Blake's fucking 7... if so, just don't let that fucker Vila get a decent fuck out of the whole fucking thing... he's a fucking fuck... OK, I fucking loved him when I was a fucking kid... but now... fuck... that fucker can just fuck the fuck off).

20:22 / 15.03.04

I have to get off my fucking ass and go to the shop and get fucking tobacco and a couple of fucking bottles of fucking lager, you fucks.

Fuck this fuck.

20:25 / 15.03.04

Fuck that Zen, I`m going to bed

20:26 / 15.03.04

Where I will fucking sleep bythefuckingway

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