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The ‘Pride of Barbelith’ Awards

 
  

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The Return Of Rothkoid
23:21 / 30.04.03
I *knew* it.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
07:09 / 01.05.03
I was sure Crow Jane was Nick all along, in another Dao Jones style interation.

So, hang on - Leap, Capitalist Piglet and Elijah "naked under my Spider Jerusalem glasses" D Pressed are the Pride of Barbelith these days? I guess it takes all sorts...
 
 
The Strobe
07:17 / 01.05.03
Face it, Flyboy. Your time has passed. We're all just waiting for our expiry date to come up. It's so... so... nihilistic.

God, I may as well leave Barbelith forever now.

(Apart from coming back every now and then. You know.)
 
 
Baz Auckland
14:42 / 01.05.03
The award for "Most Valuable Poster with Less Than 13 Posts to His Name" goes to..... cal!

3 Cheers for the preview button, eh?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
05:38 / 02.05.03
Lying in a Hammock at William Duffy's Farm in Pine Island, Minnesota
James Wright

Over my head, I see the bronze butterfly,
Asleep on the black trunk,
Blowing like a leaf in green shadow.
Down the ravine behind the empty house,
The cowbells follow one another
Into the distance of the afternoon.
To my right,
In a field of sunlight between two pines,
The droppings of last year's horses
Blaze up into golden stones.
I lean back, as the evening darkens and comes on.
A chicken hawk floats over, looking for home.
I have wasted my life.
 
 
The Falcon
15:18 / 02.05.03
You'll always be (one of) my Pride(s) of Barbelith, Fly.

I am serious.
 
 
Olulabelle
22:11 / 05.05.03
Person most likely to make people think, and question blithe assumptions they have previously made

Cholister - For her posts in the Japanese Scat thread...and many, many more.
 
 
gingerbop
14:07 / 06.05.03
Cholister, for her persistance, for the same reason as above.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:03 / 06.05.03
Chol, as above.

gingerbop, for the unicycle thread and for being generally groovy.

olulabelle, for this thread and all-round sweetieness.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
22:10 / 06.05.03
Magneto C@rnival for the best Serena MacKellen impersonation in a fictionsuit and for the aforementioned grooviness.
 
 
Rev. Orr
23:56 / 06.05.03
Whisky Priestess wins the (sponsored by Ericsson) Shameless Plugging award for her sterling work in the 'Waiting for Melissa' thread. Only four more performances, folks...
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
04:27 / 07.05.03
I'm awarding Flux the Astonishingly Uncanny Subcultural Critic Award, for his skeelz which have been in evidence all along but are hitting some kind of stride in the Geeky X-Men thread.
 
 
Char Aina
11:59 / 07.05.03
i've been meaning to mention it for some time, but Rizla: "a silicon soldier from the fifth dimension / sneaking out of afternoon detention" is my favourite 'lith screen name. OF. ALL. TIME.


word.
 
 
Olulabelle
16:52 / 26.05.03
Best Topic Abstract Writer - Our Lady Of Guadalupe (Flowers Division) for this spectacular gem:

Quick query about postage costs from trans-pond transactions.

I had to cut that down because if I'd kept on going then the abstract would have ended up longer than the actual message and then where would we be? I'll tell you, in a crazy upside down land where the rules of physics no longer apply, that's where!

Like that Mr Man, I forget which one, was it Mr Topsy-Turvy, who wore his hat on upside down and the birds flew upside down? Jesus, I loved those books when I was a kid.

Of course now they've tried to update them and make them more in tune with kids today, so it's Mr 'Vague-Sense-of-Undefinable-Dread' and Little Miss 'Single-Mother-Doing-a-Bloody-Difficult-Job-Bringing-Up-Two-Children-When-The-
CSA-is-no-Fucking-Use'...
 
 
penitentvandal
17:20 / 26.05.03
I nominate -----B C----, or Dark Son, or whatever his name is, for the opposite of Quantum's award, i.e. most posts in the magick forum wherein a poster first presents and then unconvincingly gainsays - in a futile attempt to appear sane - the notion that the world is ran by Lizard Men from Space.

And myself, for Some Kind of Award to do with Trying to Make More Use of the Word 'Gainsay'.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:42 / 26.05.03
And now I have to nominate myself for the "pay attention, woman!" award, having just posted the above Flowers quote in the Barbequotes thread before checking this one. *sigh...*
 
 
Olulabelle
17:56 / 26.05.03
Ah, Mordant, do not self-flagellate. You were barbequoting his words, but I was awarding him for being the best topic abstract writer. Therefore, both apply. Yeay.
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
20:10 / 26.05.03
I'd like to thank everyone who made this possible, including the little posters...
 
 
gingerbop
19:00 / 27.05.03
How do the little posters reach the keyboard?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:16 / 27.05.03
They swarm up the table-leg and then they can jump from key to key, like archie the cockroach.
 
 
pomegranate
20:25 / 27.05.03
i believe i was inadvertently nominated for holiest nipples.
i accept.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:14 / 27.05.03
And you've won the Nana Mouskouri Award for Distinctive Eyewear too, mantis.
 
 
gingerbop
22:27 / 28.05.03
MY nipples are the holiest nipple-pastries around, PM. Get off the trophy- ITS MINE. MINE, I TELL YOU! And they werent her glasses- shes a FRAUDSTER. She wouldnt know where to buy such a stylish item if it swallowed up her entire face!

And i accept the biggest bitch award. Thanky00..
 
 
Tom Coates
06:54 / 29.05.03
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Sax
07:29 / 29.05.03
I nominate Tom for the most meaningful silent post EVER.
 
 
pomegranate
16:41 / 29.05.03
i nominate myself for the mature enough not to fight a teenager award.

ooooh!
 
  

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