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The ‘Pride of Barbelith’ Awards

 
  

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Olulabelle
12:12 / 27.04.03
Based on a couple of comments in other threads, I thought it might be fun to start a thread in which we can nominate fellow Lither’s for a Barbelith Award, based on what they post and the way they post it. It’s a bit like Barbequoting but not about things people have said. It should be more about the way people behave and the things they have done.

So for example, you could nominate someone for being the funniest poster, or the angriest poster, or the most irrelevant poster, or the most helpful, or most prolific, or whatever. It can be anything you want, and there are no set categories. The only criteria is that you specify why you’ve nominated them.

So, to start us off I’d like to nominate the following 2 people:

Most Stamina
Leap For stamina and perseverance under extreme fire in the ‘Breeding exam’ thread

Best Introduction
Capitalist Piglet For having 117 replies to her very first post.
 
 
Baz Auckland
16:11 / 27.04.03
Best Recent Addition
Gingerbop for the amount of energy and enthusiasm expressed in her posts

Honorary Mention
Mordant C@rnival For starting the Instead Thread all those years ago
 
 
The Falcon
16:15 / 27.04.03
I'd second gingerbop, and also nominate lula (above) for Best New Members.

Quimper and Quireboy get awards for the most thorough 'bearding' (analysis) of New X-Men.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
17:48 / 27.04.03
Gwyneth is wearing a lovely pink sheath of bias-cut shantung silk as she approaches the podium and announces, breathily:

The Award for Services to Small, Furry Mammals (a stuffed and mounted Bagpuss) goes to... *fumbles with envelope, breaks into a smile* ...Chairman Maominstoat!

*waits for applause to die down* (lots of badgers and ferrets in the audience)

and The Award for Funniest and Furriest Mammal on the 'Lith (a bottle of Mezcal, with worm) goes to... *visibly having trouble controlling her excitement* ...The Bear!
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
01:44 / 28.04.03
i second the co award of olulabelle and gingerbop as cooloest new members to have aq crush on

i recommend Haus be given the "has a good thing below his belt" award, see the census thread for more info
 
 
Laughing
02:43 / 28.04.03
Another vote for gingerbop and olulabelle, and a seconded for Capitalist Piglet.

And I've always loved Haus with a confusing but enjoyable passion.
 
 
Baz Auckland
03:03 / 28.04.03
Sypha Nadon too for the 'recent arrivals' category.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
04:03 / 28.04.03
Yeah, I'd say gingerbop, olulabelle AND Sypha Nadon.

And I'll also nominate Mordant C@rnival for the knowing where to find all the weirdest shit online, and sharing it with imaginary friends award.
 
 
gingerbop
16:14 / 29.04.03
*blush* cheers guys,you've made my day

Elijah for having made a suit out of duct tape, and being generally fabby dabby doo.
olulabelle for being new and lovely and telling me some people's genders so i dont humiliate myself further.
Baz aukland for being another mad hatter.
Oooh too many to mention, love you all!
 
 
illmatic
17:17 / 29.04.03
Ladeez and Gentelman:

I'd like to nominate Quantum for the "Best Newcomer to the Magick Forum While Avoiding Talking Total Shit About Lizards" Award.

And I'd like to nominate Reflect for the Golden Beard Made of Pilchards award for "Random Surreality Beyond The Call of Normal Duty for his contributions to the "Your face hides a secret face with a beard" thread.

Ithankew.
 
 
Cop Killer
17:38 / 29.04.03
Pfft, my introduction post had like 150 replies. Of course, mine was infinitely stupider.
 
 
gingerbop
18:24 / 29.04.03
Best facial hair
There's contest, really. Congratulations Grant!
 
 
Capitalist Piglet
19:28 / 29.04.03
You like me, you really like me!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
19:49 / 29.04.03
No, we think you're crap, you.. damn... capitalist.... pig..... Oh.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
19:50 / 29.04.03
 
 
that
20:02 / 29.04.03
I'd like to nominate Rothkoid for the Suave and Cool Pirate award.
Xoc for the Isn't he just lovely? award.
Runce for the Genuinely good-hearted under a veneer of surreality award.
Finally, I'd like to nominate myself for the Talks most bollocks about oneself all the fucking time award. I thangyew.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
20:43 / 29.04.03
Miss Annersley stood on the dais, a calm smile lurking in her clear grey eyes as she surveyed the rows of gaily-attired and cheerful girls in their gentian-blue frocks. Miss Wilson sat behind the table on which were gathered the gleaming trophies, her white hair neatly arranged in its curly crop. A pleasant hum of chatter filled the light, airy Hall. The language restrictions were relaxed for Prize Day, and clear snatches of Portuguese, English, French, and other tongues rose above the hubbub.

Nine Rutherford at the piano struck up the jolly tune for the school song, and the school rose as one and sang lustily. Then a quiet atmosphere of anticipation settled over the Hall as Miss Annersley began.

'Girls! It is my very great pleasure to welcome you all to our annual Prize-giving. As you all know, we pride ourselves on our record of academic achievement here at the Chalet School, and many of our prizes will reward those of you who have worked hard and done well in your studies. But we also value endeavour in all fields of life, and as the true mark of a Chalet School Girl is that she always tries her best in everything she turns her hand to, we have some awards kindly donated by Mrs Maynard (better known to many of you as Jo Bettany) for Special Merit.

'The Heath-Robinson Prize for Utterly Fascinating Contraptions goes to... Saveloy, with special mention for finding the link to that excellent bus stop in Scotland and correct views regarding Southsea public houses.'

Wild applause rang out around the hall as Saveloy, blushing but full of pride, rose and walked to the dais, where Miss Wilson presented the gleaming mechanical pea-shooter (for downing pigeons).

'The prize for Spunkiest New Girl is awarded to... Olulabelle...'

Miss Annersley's voice was drowned out in the cheering which followed this announcement, and as the presentation presented the atmosphere grew more and more high-pitched: through the announcements of Reason in the Face of Provocation (shared jointly by Lurid Archive and Ganesh), General All-Round Marvellousness (to School favourite Xoc), Best Costume at the Edwardian Tea-Party (Anna de Logardiere), and Services to the School Music Collection (another joint award, to Rothkoid and Rizla). The girls were becoming positively fevered with enthusiasm as Chairman Maominstoat picked up the prize for Most consistent contribution to the Pirate/Ninja debate and positively whooped with delight as _pin picked up the popular award for All-round contribution and Zoey Passmoreness.

Thw wildest accolades of all were reserved for the final award, by which time the girls were looking rather flushed and dishevelled. They rose as one and cheered as Haus made the journey to the dais to receive the coveted prize for Head of Class, Head of School and mrs joyful prize for rafia work.

Let us draw a curtain over the joyous scene...
 
 
gingerbop
21:12 / 29.04.03
Thought about it quite a lot, Kit-cat!
Therefore i nominate you for the story-tellers award. Or something along those lines.
 
 
Hugh_DeMann
21:28 / 29.04.03
just before the curtain comes down on this awards extravaganza, could i just suggest the hosts for the 'Pride of Barbelith' Awards 2003...

of course it has to be... Glynnis BARBER and LITH Hurley.

oh, and pleathh excuthh my lithp. :-P (and no I'm not Jamie Oliver)
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
23:29 / 29.04.03
Best facial hair
There's contest, really. Congratulations Grant!

Hey hey hey. That's split with videodrome...
 
 
The Strobe
07:35 / 30.04.03
And what about the (god I hate the term) Best Barbelith Young Team Facial Hair?

(sulks).
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
08:21 / 30.04.03
Grant must get something for having the most posts on the board, whether that's a prize or a mercy killing don't know. My Auntie Christ man, 5515?! What's your secret? You don't have insomnia or OCD, how do you do it?
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
08:29 / 30.04.03
And the Actually I Can't Be Arsed With All This award for reaching double figures with your posts and then never speaking again is shared between Crow Jane, Richard Morgan, Jenny Constantine
Reality_Jess, abstractgeek, Darryl Strawberry, MsC, hypersimulation,
Count Zero, George Clinton and the Funky Parliament, jaybabcock
("Jay!!") Faustuz, AlanDavidDoane, GODSA ssassin, -=Velius=-

Anybody going to come up and collect the award?
 
 
Quantum
09:38 / 30.04.03
thank you, thank you, *sob* I'd like to thank Grant for his facial hair and voluminous postings, and reflect for giving me the chance to be a part of this wonderful phenomenon, and Crimes of Fashion for his grounding influence (and tiger), Haus for his long suffering patience and gentle nature, Cholister just because she rules, Olulabelle for being so popular, Illmatic for nominating me for this fantastic prize, Lurid for the Archives, Elseware for the ring pull, Leap for the education thread, God for the sunrise, everybody on the magic forum for their contributions to my rubbish threads, The Lizards for inspiring me to reach these heady heights.... you're all just too sweet, thank you thank you thank you.....
 
 
grant
13:47 / 30.04.03
Grant must get something for having the most posts on the board, whether that's a prize or a mercy killing don't know. My Auntie Christ man, 5515?! What's your secret? You don't have insomnia or OCD, how do you do it?

A fast connection at a job where it pays to uncover strange news stories, weird science, and occasionally forays into the occult.

The secret to the facial hair? Testosterone, really.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
13:54 / 30.04.03
KCC for best reference to school related literature.
 
 
GODSA ssassin
15:36 / 30.04.03
Actually I Can't Be Arsed With All This Award receipient, GODSA ssassin stepped lightly and hesitantly to the podium. In a meek, over-awed voice, ze spake, "It's an honor just to be nominated." Upon proclamation of this sentiment, ze slipped into the shadows to return to hir most recently used suit...
 
 
deja_vroom
15:58 / 30.04.03
Nick and Mordant C@rnival will have to share the prize for Unchallenged (well, except for each other) Creators of Never-ending Threads, after their splendid job in barbequotes and The Instead Thread. Whuzzah!
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
17:17 / 30.04.03
Haha! GODSA fell for my trap. Now ze has posted 11 messages and so doesn't qualify for the award!

Of course, if any of the suits that have posted 9 messages want to post a message accepting the award and so automatically qualifying I won't stop them.
 
 
GODSA ssassin
17:40 / 30.04.03
Oh, blast it...
 
 
gingerbop
20:51 / 30.04.03
flowers for being a cunning schemer on the above posts. Fantastic!
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
21:27 / 30.04.03
Crow Jane is actually an old suit of mine... I started it with the intent of seeing how un-Kit-Cat-like I could be, and I turned out to be really really bad at it. So I'd be happy to see it go down the dumper... (and anyway I've forgotten the password)
 
 
Tryphena Absent
21:50 / 30.04.03
How obscenely self- congratulatory. I know that secretly you're all awarding your other suits and thus yourselves. I should clearly get all the awards for being better than all of you in every way. Mwahahahahahahaha.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
21:55 / 30.04.03
I don't see what's self-congratulatory about admitting to my past indiscretions... bah, humbug, etc
 
 
Tryphena Absent
21:59 / 30.04.03
*shakes fist in scrooge like manner*
 
  

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