OK, tools aren't bad. I've been given tools and they are useful. It's more the tools as _sexy_ that I find disturbing. "PHWOOAR! Just look at THIS Black and Decker! It's so much nicer than your old one!". That kind of thing.
I've also been getting a bit homely and lusting after decent kitchenknives, not to mention a lovely cheap julienne I've just bought.
Oooh, invisible al, we're soul mates (and he only lives down the road).
But really, I don't want coffin sized boxes, just wee ones (shut up, Sax) for, like, lentils and stuff. Those sesame seeds get everywhere if you don't box them in.
