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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

06:14 / 19.03.03

Vodka & Red Bull fulfils the requirements of caffeinated beer. Well, apart from the superpowers bit, possibly.

No star here laces

08:53 / 19.03.03

Don't stop, never give up, everything you've been thinking of
When the world seems to get too tough, bring it all back to you...

Char Aina

09:30 / 19.03.03

i too like the phrase hopped up on goofballs.

i think they are speed injected with something else...possibly heroin?

Saveloy

10:39 / 19.03.03

They were mothballs soaked in beer, usually the dregs in the slop tray beneath the taps. Sold for a penny a dozen. Parents would give them to their kids to suck on, it kept them quiet long after the flavour had gone.

Baz Auckland

10:40 / 19.03.03

In my fridge I have these lovely little medicine bottles of Red Bull illegally imported from Thailand. Only way to get the damned stuff that I can find. God bless Chinatown.

I never thought of the Masonic Conspiracy for war! It's all a trick to get control of Babylon again! Wooooo!

("woooo!" being the sound my siblings and I would make at my brother whenever he started going on about the Illuminati controlling the world back in high school.... trouble is, he really thought he had joined the Illuminati. Some guy put him through an initiation and everything. He still won't tell us what it involved...)

Saint Keggers

14:52 / 19.03.03

Yeah, I remember your brother...he accidently killed the goat. We kicked him out of the illuminati after that and warned him to "stay out of riverdale".

I think pistachio is one of the greatest ice-cream flavours and the name of the secret super mario character.

8===>Q: alyn

14:58 / 19.03.03

I once ate a pound of pistachios in one sitting. I couldn't stand up straight for two days, till something gross happened and I was free, but there were still shells strewn about three months later when I moved out.

I'm a little preoccupied with real estate right now.

Tryphena Absent

15:13 / 19.03.03

More S-Club (formerly known as S-Club 7).

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

16:13 / 19.03.03

So Baz- I'm willing to put money on there having been ass-candling involved.

And Anna de L.- don't you be dissin' S Club. There ain't no party like an S Club party. Not while Hannah still lives and breathes. (and incidentally- Paul left in a bit of a palaver last year, apparently to form a nu-metal band? Has such a moment of comedy genius actually transpired since, or am I still to wait?)

Saint Keggers

16:48 / 19.03.03

If Baz is short for Barry is Haz the short of Harry and what of Taz? Could it be Tarry or would Terry be Tez? Is a Ferry a Fez? We wont make Merry but bring on the Mez!! And to make Mez, you need a glass of Shez.

and that penguin dances like a certain Berry from manchester...

Gary Lactus

19:31 / 19.03.03

Threadrot is for kids.

Gary Lactus

19:32 / 19.03.03

Threadrot is for kids.

Char Aina

19:50 / 19.03.03

well at least kids can use their computers!

Mourne Kransky

20:23 / 19.03.03

Robin Cook has resigned:

"Not in my gnome..."

Who's your Tzaddi?

21:05 / 19.03.03

⊕20∞03≡2003⊕ Bush a discordian?

Baz Auckland

23:36 / 19.03.03

Nah, just a lunatic.

05:49 / 20.03.03

You're thinking of speedballs, Toksik, not goofballs. Speedballs, which, if I'm not mistaken, are cocaine and heroin mixed together, are probably best known as being the drug that killed River Phoenix.

I'm sure that many people have done this, but I know a guy who, on a recent trip to the States, had his photo taken sprawled out on the pavement outside the Viper Room.

I had a Red Bull & Vodka last night, and it was pretty good, but it wasn't caffeinated beer, that's for sure.

A discordian sounds like an instrument one would use to play noise-polka.

Lilly Nowhere Late

05:44 / 23.03.03

why does sneezing feel so good?

Baz Auckland

14:42 / 23.03.03

I think brains are set up so that anything that kills brain cells will feel good. Damn suicidal brains! Making me kill your cells!

Cat Chant

19:57 / 23.03.03

Terry would indeed be Tez, not Taz. Though I think "Tel" is more usual, actually.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:26 / 23.03.03

Or Ter, pronounced like tear. I got a nice pair of trousers in the op-shop the other day, but they want mending.

8===>Q: alyn

12:49 / 24.03.03

According to the biography I'm reading of Stuart Menzies, chief of British intelligence during WW2, it's pronounced "Mingiss," not Mendiss as I thought.

And yes, the similarities with Sir Miles De La Court are troubling.

Tryphena Absent

13:16 / 24.03.03

Brown paper packages tied up with string...

these are a few of my favou-rite things.

00:33 / 25.03.03

Wouldn't that only be one of your favourite things?

Saint Keggers

01:26 / 25.03.03

Well obviously one of Anna's other favorite thing is soo horrid that it can only be hinted at and never mention...just like Voldemort. Oh shit.
I mentioned Voldemort. Shit I did it again. You know if Harry Potter was an american I bet he would be played by Wil Wheaton. Man, do I hate Ben Afleck.

Baz Auckland

02:55 / 25.03.03

I hate Matt Damon more. Something about him annoys me to no end. Affleck was at least in some Kevin Smith movies... ok, that doesn't help.

My sister just said: "if Harry Potter was American he'd be played by that annoying kid.. what's his name... Haley Joel Osmond."

Our Lady of The Two Towers

09:26 / 25.03.03

If you were standing on the lip of a huge volcano with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, which one would you let fall in and which one would you pretend to save, only to let go at the last minute and laugh as they fell to their fiery doom?

8===>Q: alyn

11:32 / 25.03.03

I like Matt Damon. He's an okay actor and man can he wear a sweater. We're actually in negotiations for him to play me in the movie, but the producer keeps trying to talk me into Kianu Reeves. Apparently, Reeves's people are more desperate, but I'm like "No!"
Besides which, I can't be sure he doesn't mean Christopher Reeves. This producer's kind of a moron.

Furthermore, it looks like the portions of the story that take place in Mecca and Angkor Wat are going to have to be shot in a studio after all. We thought we were going to be able to simply disguise the director as Sephardim (he's actually Portuguese, but has a price on his head throughout the muslim world for his last picture), but with the current situation we're sure his spirit gum will be confiscated at customs.

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