I'm almost certain that Mountain Dew doesn't have caffeine in it in Australia, and I'm positive that 7-Up doesn't. It's not because of any weird laws, though, because there are high-caffeine beverages all over the place.
I would quite like caffeinated lemonade. I don't believe I have ever seen that. You can get Jolt in Grape, Root Beer, Creaming Soda, and Orange & Vanilla flavours.
Orange soft drinks give me the hiccups.
I would like caffeinated beer. That would be wonderful. Hopefully the 2 drugs would reach a kind of stasis, and I'd have something approximating superpowers.
If any one makes home-brew, why not try crushing up some No-Doze in the bottles. Then send me some.
But, then again, perhpas the current world climate is the result of a certain simian world leader being all hopped-up on caffeinated beer.
I like the phrase "hopped up on goofballs", but I don't know what goofballs are. can someone send me some? |