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Olulabelle
13:29 / 10.06.03
Oh, but Baz and Anna HAVE to get married, regardless of dodgy flats and all things worklike, simply because I have now got an absurd but desperate passion to go to what would be an extraordinarily bizarre wedding.

Put me down for being the mad Aunt who shouts things out at inappropriate moments.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:14 / 10.06.03
Well actually I really can't take complete blame for this bizarre wedding. The thing blossomed in my mind during a conversation with Flyboy- something along the lines of what would be the perfect Barbelith wedding (btw I'm obsessed with being a bridesmaid so I think about other people's weddings quite a lot). The notion of Haus, Sleazenation and Illimatic decked out in pretty pink dresses just...
 
 
Olulabelle
14:33 / 10.06.03
Well...I shall wear purple velvet which smells of mothballs and Lily of the Valley, and I shall have on lots of silver jewellery and a magnificent hat which is overly dressed with fake flowers and perhaps the odd dead bird or two. And I shall give portent and dark advice to small children, and of course women who wear pastel coloured suits - because they therefore deserve to be scared witless.
 
 
grant
16:58 / 10.06.03
I am not making this up.

I just got back from a wedding weekend in Gainesville. Instead of a reception, the couple had a rock show. I opened - played an accordion version of Bruce Springsteen's "Tougher Than the Rest." It's a great wedding song, at heart.
Both bride and groom's bands played. Free earplugs along with the finger foods.

Baz, if you want takers, you're going to have to reveal your credit rating. Yes.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
18:57 / 10.06.03
The notion of Haus, Sleazenation and Illmatic decked out in pretty pink dresses just...

I say...
 
 
gingerbop
20:45 / 10.06.03
w00t!? So you chose Anna over me? *pft*
I take back everything nice iv ever said to you- I'll even request your barbequote i posted to be deleted. Then you'll be sorry! Oh yes.

But Lula, you'd make a fabulous embarrasing auntie, if i can say that without being truly offensive. I know im one. I always ask my niece about her boyfriends in front of my sister/her mum, which makes her panic in an amusing manner. How cruel am i? *mwuh huh huh*
 
 
Baz Auckland
01:34 / 11.06.03
gingerbop: no no no, you misunderstood. I thought you were suggesting that I should marry Anna (no offense, Anna)...

I'll resurrect this again the next time I get the chance to leave the country for good... hopefully I'll get into my courses come September, or I may be in Scotland without warning...
 
 
Tryphena Absent
01:54 / 11.06.03
You never said you were going to marry me Baz and I never said I was going to marry you. And you should be thankful- unless you have a secret desire to wear a wedding dress?? I believe the blame lies with Olula who set us up purely because of a desire to come to my bizarre wedding and of course is cordially invited... if that day should ever come and if it does it will purely happen for the fulfillment of the bizzarity because marriage truly is an outdated institution (except for legal and tax purposes).

Oh and Olula- I believe that you're female thus you should wear male clothing to bizzarowedding but I shall give you special dispensation if you wear male underwear and a stick on handlebar moustache.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
03:24 / 11.06.03
And I am left all alone, redheadless in Minnesota.

*sniff*

Maybe I should look into those Russian mail order brides.
 
 
Baz Auckland
03:26 / 11.06.03
I just want to go to Anna's wedding. Maybe she could have it in Minnesota?
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:29 / 11.06.03
What about me? If Baz leaves what other Canucks are left? We're a minority here and we juz gotta stick together! To send one across the pond is just incomprehensible.

Baz! Don't go! Don't leave! Think of the children!
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:35 / 11.06.03
BTW if there is going to be a bizarre Barbwedding I wanna design the brides dress... I got it all thought out..top hat and tux style wedding dress with a tail turning into a train (not the choo choo variety!)...oh boy!
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
04:28 / 11.06.03
If there ARE canucks left after the wedding, could I get you to send me Ringalos and Shreddies?

I'll drown my redheadless sorrows in bad for me junk food from the Great White Horth.
 
 
Saint Keggers
04:31 / 11.06.03
No problem.. Just Ringalos and Shreddies? No Poutine or Joe Louis? (although the poutine could get damn messy in the mail)
 
 
Saint Keggers
04:33 / 11.06.03
Great White Horth..its the pirate version of the planet Hoth..cause we gots that extra Arrrrr!
 
 
Olulabelle
07:29 / 11.06.03
What the hell are Ringalo's????
 
 
Olulabelle
07:52 / 11.06.03
And Timbits for that matter...

Are they like Tim Tams - the chocolate biscuits you can drink your coffee through? Possibly the best Aussie invention ever?
 
 
mondo a-go-go
08:08 / 11.06.03
Constantly seeing referrals to "Anna's wedding" in this thread is VERY disconcerting.

I ain't getting married unless it involves a green card or the Patented Kookymojo Ten Step Vegas Wedding Plan. And even then I'm not marrying one of you lot. :]
 
 
Tryphena Absent
12:00 / 11.06.03
Yes Kooky, I can see how that might be a little odd.

This is really getting out of hand... first I would like to refer to myself saying this, just to get everyones pretty minds at rest, if that day should ever come and if it does it will purely happen for the fulfillment of the bizzarity because marriage truly is an outdated institution (except for legal and tax purposes).

Secondly- I wanna design the brides dress... I got it all thought out..top hat and tux style wedding dress with a tail turning into a train (not the choo choo variety!)...

Now hang on, that's just perverting the cause, a little too gender fuck and besides it just wouldn't quite hit the spot. No- I want to see the groom in a meringue with a lovely white bouquet and a muslin train that drags for two metres behind him. A wig would probably be a good idea but I think that would detract too highly from the fact that it's a man standing there. Everything must be normal except for the clothes- let's play drag dress up!
 
 
that
12:25 / 11.06.03
I went through a phase of wanting to be married in Vegas by a Elvis impersonating drag king. Or was that married to an Elvis impersonating drag king? Hm...
 
 
Saint Keggers
14:38 / 11.06.03
For those of you wanting to know what Tim Bits are and Ringolos and Shreddies... and especially for those of you who want them...get you fix filled here:

Canucky goodness
 
 
gingerbop
20:20 / 11.06.03
Oooh im in demand again!

Well i reakon solitaire and baz have a dual- preferably wielding wet kippers. Hands must be washed between the dual and the wedding.

Kegboy, I'd be delighted to wear that.
 
 
Helmschmied
20:50 / 11.06.03
Also keep in mind that Baz has a dashingly handsome younger brother who also wants to flee this cursed continent.
 
 
mondo a-go-go
08:47 / 12.06.03
Sorry, when it comes to marrying younger Canadian brothers, I'm saving myself for Moriarty's kid brother. If he cuts his hair.
 
  

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