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Mourne Kransky

22:31 / 05.12.05

You're disgusting
Oooh, and you're nasty

Eloi Tsabaoth

09:04 / 16.01.06

I can't believe they cast Mickey Rourke as Ozzy!

The Return Of Rothkoid

10:28 / 16.01.06

Newly-slim Peter Jackson will, if prompted, re-enact his favourite Lord Of The Rings moments for visiting journalists.

Loomis

11:34 / 16.01.06

"Here at Krazy Konrad's Karpets we're slashing prices. So come on down and let me get medieval on your arras!"

Spaniel

11:44 / 16.01.06

Man in embarrassing outfit with bad hair raises sword

Hattie's Kitchen

11:46 / 16.01.06

Mary from Big Brother 6 fulfils lifetime fantasy of becoming a Celtic goddess figurine.

12:08 / 16.01.06

"If only there was a way to distract people from noticing that I have the largest, shiniest forehead on Earth", thought Dave...

Less searchable M0rd4nt

13:12 / 16.01.06

"And you guys are going to crop out the weatherboards and put in some nice stonework afterwards, right?"

*glancing at reflection in sword* Fuck, my roots need doing!

Mistoffelees

19:41 / 13.02.06

Filibuster this, motherfucker!

sleazenation

19:46 / 13.02.06

Which of you is more nervous?

Dead Megatron

19:48 / 13.02.06

Quail-hunting, anyone?

grant

21:06 / 13.02.06

"Wow! So I just squeeze this part and it shoots, right?"

Mourne Kransky

21:14 / 13.02.06

Yeah, I prised it out of Charlton Heston's cold, dead hands.

Elijah, Freelance Rabbi

21:44 / 13.02.06

Better then Viagra!

grant

02:28 / 08.08.06

Katherine Harris demonstrates her new "hands on" strategy for dealing with Miami's rat problem.

You can do better. C'mon....

lekvar

04:04 / 08.08.06

All I can think of is a variation on the old lawyer joke -
"one of these is disgusting vermin. The other is a 'possum."

Dead Megatron

08:44 / 08.08.06

"And the victor is..."

Marsha catches the bouquet at the Spears/Federline wedding

paranoidwriter waves hello

00:14 / 10.08.06

"What's that on my tail?"

Shrug

00:18 / 10.08.06

The cast of Dirty Dancing 3 sees a dramatic cut in star-power but, still, as ever, nobody puts baby in the corner.

paranoidwriter waves hello

01:55 / 10.08.06

Erm..., is it too late to offer a caption for the first pic in this thread?

If not, here's my offering:

"Ladies and gentlemen, after years of searching, may I present you with our final remaining shred of dignity?...Eh? What do you mean it's flimsy?"

stabbystabby

06:59 / 10.08.06

wasn't someone concerned about Barbelith becoming Fark recently?

electric monk

20:47 / 15.01.07

Get crackin'.