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Triplets
16:05 / 25.01.07
lol, Keggers
 
 
Char Aina
02:33 / 31.01.07
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:37 / 31.01.07
"Why can you never find a giant Superman when you need him???"
 
 
Char Aina
02:45 / 31.01.07
genius.

"okay...do you need me to say SHAZAM?"
 
 
Triplets
08:08 / 31.01.07
DC unveil the new, equal opportunities Clark Kent.
 
 
Smoothly
08:46 / 31.01.07
When the Principal of Smallville Junior High invited Superman to Speech Day, he had no idea what a puerile piss-taker he’d be.
 
 
Mistoffelees
08:56 / 31.01.07
"Why do I have four tiny legs growing out of my arm?"
 
 
Triplets
09:01 / 31.01.07
He couldn't afford the Superman babushka doll, so this would have to do.
 
 
Dutch
09:22 / 31.01.07
"Friedrich Nietschze Highschool unveils new mascotte, despite protest from resident philosopher teacher"
 
 
COG
10:32 / 31.01.07
Hey! Who stole my giant Lex Luthor action figure?
 
 
iamus
10:51 / 31.01.07
Proposed front cover for "The Fractal Universe: A day-to-day handbook"
 
 
iamus
10:56 / 31.01.07
or alternatively.....


"BEND OVER"
 
 
Triplets
11:52 / 31.01.07
See! Evolution clearly goes HUMAN > SUPERHUMAN > BUILDING!
 
 
A Bigger Boat
17:25 / 31.01.07
"It's just a jump to the left...!"
 
 
Mistoffelees
18:04 / 31.01.07
"With your hands on your hips..."

I like that the best so far, very inspired!
 
 
Daemon est Deus Inversus
18:28 / 31.01.07
"I'm Pro-Life. But, how can anyone tell if this is George, Sr. and not just George W.? I mean, I'm confused. I didn't, and I was Chairman of the JCS, let that Swartz, Weiss or whatever guy march on Iraq. That's why I'm not Secretary of State anymore. (Even though the kid gave me a second chance). This is my new ad campaign though: "I'm, like a lot of formerly prominent Americans, a director of Acme Re-Insurance Corporation." ' There's a fade to black here. Ad ends with Morgan Fairchild saying, "Listen to the General, he just missed a fifth star, call Acme for the protection that you need."
 
 
Daemon est Deus Inversus
18:36 / 31.01.07
Haven't been around for a bit. I tend to read the first four of five messages then reply. That, of course, was to Colin Powell. As to this last one:

"No, i (small case intended) am NOT Superman. I am a junior senator from Illinois. Yes, I admit Hillary is a bit elderly for Catwoman. I have however, felt her claws, and I am willing to accept further humiliation as Vice-President."
 
 
Spatula Clarke
18:59 / 31.01.07
Snappy.
 
 
Char Aina
19:04 / 31.01.07
"wait... tell me again why i can't wear my green lantern tshirt?"
 
 
Char Aina
19:11 / 31.01.07
not to stop that last one...


let's have them running concurrently, yeah?
just title your caption 'supes' or 'mel'.


mel:
"holy shit! is that barrack obama?"
 
 
Triplets
20:07 / 31.01.07
Waxwork Mel was fine. Waxwork Jamie Oliver was beginning to melt.

"Betty Swollocks! I'm beginning to Mel-t!"
 
 
Daemon est Deus Inversus
20:24 / 31.01.07
" I didn't mean to offend my Jewish friends.... Well, here I am with a C+/B- version of the Magdalen."
 
 
Mistoffelees
21:09 / 31.01.07
mel: "My next movie will be called Gargamel´s Lot and will be entirely in smurfish without subtitles."
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
21:57 / 31.01.07
mel: Heath, why does it say http://barbelith.com/topic/11001/from/105 up above?
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:05 / 01.02.07
"Heath, I know you like Obama..but that's one fucking HUUUUGE Superman!"
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
09:44 / 06.03.07
 
 
Triplets
12:41 / 06.03.07
touch my metal pole and
 
 
Saint Keggers
13:20 / 06.03.07
"WonderTwins Powers ACTIVATE!"
 
 
Jack Fear
13:58 / 06.03.07
NEW STUDY SHOWS BOYS KISSING STILL GOOD FOR A CHUCKLE
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
14:32 / 06.03.07
(You call Travolta a boy? Oh Jack...)
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
16:18 / 06.03.07
John Travolta greets a newly descended Lord Xenu in the customary way that Xenu's people have greeted each other for ages. "Only by touching lips together," says Xenu, "Can one tell if the person they are meeting is an Operating Thetan of at least level three."
 
 
Tim Tempest
18:11 / 06.03.07
Gross.
 
 
Princess
12:00 / 07.03.07
Who wuvs dere Mommy? Is it you? Is it? Oh yes it is. Oh who's a good Travolta? You's a good Travolta. Yes yous is.

*dog kiss noise*
 
 
Mistoffelees
18:38 / 14.08.07

"Ladies with an attitude
Fellows that were in the mood
Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it!"
 
 
Triplets
18:46 / 14.08.07
New GI Joe character unveiled: Hookline and his semi-automatic fishing rod Sinker.

One way to win a war is to control the seas... and to a lesser extent the lakes and ponds.

As our great President might say, FISHIN' ACCOMPLISHED!
 
  

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